Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events
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about 20 hours ago
Tonight your mother's ringin' in the New Year with my ding dong.
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I'm losin' my fantasy football championship. My guys played bad on purpose. It ain't fair, T.
4 days ago
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Yeah T, I know it's Christmas Eve. Nah, I can't make it. I'm in Venezuela tryin' ta get our oil back.
7 days ago
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I'm the new first baseman, T.
22 days ago
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The boss says Europe ain't our friend anymore, not even Italy. The old country's out, T.
26 days ago
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You never hear about the pilgrims anymore, T. It's because they sailed with Columbus.
about 1 month ago
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He's old, he's usin' the autopen, and grocery prices are up. Trump's basically Joe Biden, T.
about 2 months ago
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I should run for office, T. Low-profile, maybe comptroller, somethin' like that. Lotta money in this shıt.
about 2 months ago
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Trump's too broke to feed poor people, T. Says it's an emergency.
about 2 months ago
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I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.
about 2 months ago
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Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.
about 2 months ago
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Chuck Schumer's kind of a pussy, T.
about 2 months ago
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His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
7 months ago
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Cuomo hired me to say Mamdani's people beat me up, T.
about 2 months ago
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My SNAP benefits ran out, T.
2 months ago
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Maybe Isaac Chotiner could interview you, Christopher.
2 months ago
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I got my Halloween costume on, T. Nah, not a baseball player — I'm a loser.
2 months ago
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Everything thing I post on here is off the record, T. I use signals.
2 months ago
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We just got the White House East Wing job. Maybe we should ask for the money up front, T.
2 months ago
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George Santos is back on the streets. He's already earning, T.
2 months ago
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I'm startin' a GoFundMe, T. For Mark Sanchez.
3 months ago
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If they shut the government down, that means there's no feds to arrest us. I'm pretty sure, T.
about 1 year ago
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Maybe we gotta find a new team, T.
3 months ago
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Portland's at war, T. Against Seattle I think.
3 months ago
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They keep carvin' shit into bullets, but where'd they get all the tiny instruments for it, T?
3 months ago
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Comedy's legal again, T.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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It's called the Rapture -- Andreesen and Thiel made it up to get stupid people to off themselves. Fewer mouths to feed, T.
3 months ago
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Tom Homan's envelope is light this week, T.
3 months ago
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Can't even say that Charlie Kirk got offed by a MAGA Republican no more without getting canceled. It ain't right, T.
3 months ago
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The kid who offed Kirk was a Republican, T. Streets are saying inside job.
4 months ago
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Once the real Epstein letter came out, they had to do something drastic! Wake up, T!
4 months ago
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4 months ago
I seen a few hits in my day, and this one? Total inside job.
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At least he died doin' what he loved, T -- bein' real racist.
4 months ago
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France needs a new prime minister, T.
4 months ago
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Kawhi ain't come into work today, T.
4 months ago
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Yeah T, I'm in in Greenland. It ain't that green. They don't use dollars either. Maybe green's a state of mind or somethin'.
9 months ago
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The Browns traded DTR and a 5th for Kenny Pickett, then they traded Pickett for a 5th. It's how they avoid tariffs, T.
4 months ago
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They can't draft me to Ukraine now. I'm two steps ahead, T.
4 months ago
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Trump's gonna trade Alaska to Russia for Ukraine, they got vitamins and minerals over there. He's playin' 3-D chess, T.
5 months ago
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Heat dome over Jersey. We don’t got a cold dome we can put on top for a couple hours? Science fell off, T.
5 months ago
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He's Chinese, Gerry Mandarin?
5 months ago
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There's a tsunami watch, but why would I watch a tsunami, T?
5 months ago
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He gave us the stimmy last time so he could draft us this time. Money's never free, T.
6 months ago
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His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
7 months ago
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Cops are killin' politicians now, T? Not just the Italian ones?
7 months ago
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I don't want to get drafted, T. I ain't even tried Thai food yet.
7 months ago
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Martial law don't apply to me, T. I ain't married.
7 months ago
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It don't matter what the court says. Tariffs are a state of mind, T.
7 months ago
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We gotta save the white farmers, T. Or at least tell 'em to farm somethin' else, like purple or orange.
7 months ago
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