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You hear what I said, Ton'?
There's more to life than just nailin' beautiful broads. There's also ugly ones. Heheheh.
15 days ago
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Iron Dome? Sure, kid. That's what it's called when a grown-up broad with braces polishes your knob.
20 days ago
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I can't Kuwait to give your mother some friendly fire of my own. Heheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?
about 2 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. The Cuba thing? Didn't go as planned.
about 2 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. Larry Summers? Taken care of.
about 2 months ago
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State of the Union? Sure, kid — I'll be watching the state of my union with your mother tonight from the mirror on my ceiling. Heheh.
about 2 months ago
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Sure kid, it's Fat Tuesday — or as your mother calls it, Tuesday! Heheheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? I said his mother calls it Tuesday, on account of her being fat already. Heheh.
2 months ago
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People askin' why Gaga did the halftime show. Listen prĂcks, Italians are the original Latins. Look at this skin. Do I like white to you?
2 months ago
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'ey Sil, what time do the Jets play? Heheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? I says to Sil, what time do the Jets play?
2 months ago
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A lot of you ain't actually autistic. You're just prĂcks.
2 months ago
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This Epstein shĂt is makin' prĂcks resign all over the world. Try to figure why that ain't happenin' here too.
3 months ago
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So you got no broads. Uncle Paulie knows what to do. If you're an ugly or fat little prĂck, you just gotta go after ugly or fat broads. You're welcome.
3 months ago
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When Ashli Babbitt got clipped, that crazy bĂtch did it to herself. But Alex Pretti, fĂĽckin' tragedy is what that is.
3 months ago
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FĂĽckin' guy's gonna ruin everything over some fĂĽckin' ice patch in the Arctic. PrĂck.
3 months ago
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Yeah Ton, it's me. Bob Weir? Let's just say he ain't just Grateful no more.
3 months ago
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You prĂcks think you lost your country? You lost it a long time ago. Uncle Paulie will explain.
3 months ago
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You don't whack the boss of another family just for bein' a prick. If you whack all the pricks, there won't be nobody left.
4 months ago
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Tonight your mother's ringin' in the New Year with my ding dong.
4 months ago
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A Christmas present? Sure, kid — I got a package right here for your mother. Heheh.
4 months ago
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I prefer broads of legal age.
4 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. The thing with Candace Owens? Didn't go as planned. But she thinks the French did it, so we're in the clear.
5 months ago
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Best hair in the business for years, but still no endorsement deal from Just for Men. Pricks.
5 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. The shutdown's over, just like you wanted. Tim Kaine can have his dog back.
5 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. DĂck Cheney? Taken care of.
6 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's done. Napoleon's short—on jewels, that is. Heheh.
6 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. The Middle East? All taken care of.
6 months ago
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Tell your mother my linguine's gonna cost her double from now on, on account of the pasta tariff. Heheh.
7 months ago
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I seen a few hits in my day, and this one? Total inside job.
7 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. That thing with Rudy? Taken care of.
8 months ago
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Real men don't fućk 14 year-olds. They fućk your mother. Heheh.
9 months ago
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It don't take a genius to know why Trump ain't releasin' the Epstein files. He's in 'em. Big time.
9 months ago
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Italians invented the Caesar Salad on July 4th, ain't nobody more patriotic than us.
10 months ago
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I prob'ly got some kids out there I don't know about, so here's a pic of your old man for Father's Day. Heheh.
10 months ago
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It must be Flag Day, cuz I'm at full mast. Heheheh.
10 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. Tehran? Taken care of.
10 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. That Beach Boy you don't like? Taken care of. Brian Wilson, you said.
10 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. Elon and the big guy are breakin' up during Pride Month, just like you wanted.
11 months ago
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D&D? Sure, kid — I give your mother the D, and then I give your sister the D. Heheh.
11 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. Let's just say the Mexican Navy won't be comin' back.
11 months ago
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I don't give a fuck where the onion man lays his wood. Quit talkin' about it. Pricks.
11 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. Tatum faked the injury, just like we told him.
11 months ago
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Mother's Day? Sure, kid — there's room in here for your mother, too.
12 months ago
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I'm not gonna be no Pope if I can't bring my broads with me. Tell the cardinals to get back in there and try again.
12 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. That gorilla? Taken care of. Tell the 99 other pricks to go home.
12 months ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. We got the word out, nobody's draftin' Shedeur until his old man pays his debts, like you said.
12 months ago
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Yeah, I took the cash from Kristi Noem. It was payment for services rendered — let's just say I'm the secretary of her interior. Heheh.
about 1 year ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. Our friend in the Vatican? Mossad finally got him.
about 1 year ago
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Yeah Ton', it's me. Rory missed, just like you wanted.
about 1 year ago
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Yeah Ton, it's me. Our friend in the big chair caved on the tariffs, just like you wanted.
about 1 year ago
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I'm hopin' for a recession. Because who gives a fuck.
about 1 year ago
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