Everyone's excited and confused.

Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting

If you've seen one of my works that you really want feel free to make me an offer that works for you. DM me & let's see what we can do. #art

It would make me very happy if you would check out my evolution sim! It's very much a work in progress. It looks really small on a phone but you can zoom in. Computer is better! Click stuff! I would love questions and feedback! 199.19.74.165/sfes/

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

To address a question I've been asked a few times in DMs: yes, they have souls. Yes, they feel fear when you close the tab!

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

It would make me very happy if you would check out my evolution sim! It's very much a work in progress. It looks really small on a phone but you can zoom in. Computer is better! Click stuff! I would love questions and feedback! 199.19.74.165/sfes/

Anyway, if you know a Risso's dolphin now is a good time to reach out and congratulate them! Maybe gift them a squid or mackerel.

Dolphin Magazine just announced the winner of Dolphin Of The Year 2025 and it's Risso's! For the 212th* year running! Sorry other dolphins, it's not that you suck it's that Risso's dolphins are just better!

Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable

I allowed myself a single extra vagance and it is this: I bought myself a nice inflatable raft and when it gets a little warmer I'm gonna paddle it around Washington.

Late night boost

don't ever feel insecure about someone funnier than you they are just there to make u laugh

There *is* value in being a big guy.

You have a case of the Mondays. I have a case of it's retribution time for the working class and I'm going to make the capitalists pay for their avarice and greed. We are not the same. Bonus. Seal. Pup.

One demonstrator said they attended the phallic protest, at which people pelted federal agents' vehicles with sex toys, "because "ICE likes to bend over for Daddy Trump."

I get it, a lot of you like sports and / or you need something good to talk about instead of the world falling apart. That part I can forgive. What I can't forgive is: not one of you is talking about my incredible invention.

Throughout the ICE raids, local and state police who answer to Democrat politicians have consistently done the dirty work to enable ICE to continue its campaign of ethnic cleansing. Politicians who talk about "maintaining order" are complicit in this campaign of terror. It's up to us. Just us.

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what about slutty luddites. sluddites

Thylacine

Stones vs rocks. #WhoWouldWin

Did you know that the FermiLab particle accelerator was used to send a ferret back in time??

Is it still raining? #dog #sighthound #lurcher #duvetday

The Department of Homeland Security is using administrative subpoenas, a secretive tool issued without a judge's signature, to go after people lawfully reporting ICE activity or criticizing DHS policies. This is a direct attack on our First Amendment rights and we're fighting back.

I need people to understand that if you’ve dealt with ice, if you’ve had to worry about you or your kids or neighbors disappearing, if you see the govt giving nazis carte blanche to kill you, every “reform”’ from democrats who currently reject abolition sounds insane. and frankly fucking stupid

Soy demasiado punk para un abrazo.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Ladies and gentlemens, tree mode! The guy that's circled is THE GUY. The gold lines point to THE GUY's parents, the pink lines point to THE GUY'S children. The lines go as far back as there are living generations on the board.

when u see mother is eating bread and butter

Does anyone want to buy my evolution sim for $200,000?

I miss Twitter. This place is fine but like, my second favorite Christian rock band from 20 years ago isn't on here.

Alone, even cacti die.

You know I was thinking the other day, what if I had fewer flaws?

maintenance mode

The western U.S. faces its lowest snowpack on record despite average or above-average rainfall. Warmer temperatures mean more precipitation falls as rain rather than snow, and will worsen droughts in areas like the Pacific Northwest and the Colorado River Basin. science.nasa.gov/earth/earth-...

This post is the GOAT.

I di dnot know there was a needlefish that could get to be five feet!!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houndfish

I didn't know I could right click on it and it'd save as an image!

We need to start thinking about what kind of world we are going to leave for AI.

out here finding the weirdest little guys I never knew existed. what even is a leptostracan or a tanaid

That’s… actually kind of fucking huge

I'm crying bc of what happened to Captain Picard.

People are beginning to talk about my LCARS dashboard.

What if Perlin noise is as close as we'll ever come to seeing the face of God?

All these columns and all these rows

It's hard to overstate how ell-organized the portland march that got gassed was... organizers made the crowd promise to be peaceful, said the march would slow in front of the ICE building but not stop, that we would stick to one chant (ICE Out). They did absolutely everything right and got gassed.