Mouth sounds #koala

“I am more scared in the last month than in the last 20 years. I thought they were gonna kick down the door and take me away.” @samanthamichaels.bsky.social hid out with an immigrant family in Memphis, where the onslaught of ICE has reshaped daily life, drawing comparisons to 1930s Germany.

I stare at her a lot because my brain can’t comprehend how a little cat can be so cute. I’m so lucky that she chose to run into my apartment and be my best friend 😸

Meow Meow says happy holidays 💜

George Jones was SO MUCH more of a crazy motherfucker than I realized.

Nada en esta planeta es de ustedes.

commission for @beinghelpish.bsky.social you can get the hi-res images at my kofi ko-fi.com/bunsmiles

It looks like it's been scrubbed from every official 60 Minutes page now. It's only a 30-second promo but here it is if you didn't get a chance to see it.

I had a lil panic attack onstage as a treat ;-)

im fully committed to reducing my unethical jokes 5% by 2074

Jury nullification is legal and good, part 17. beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...

I was pretty annoyed at the horrible parking job this guy did, but then I noticed the driver and actually that's the best parking job I've ever seen in my life!

I never hear anyone talk about it but the existence of Hawaiʻi completely obliterates the idea of a young Earth.

Here you go. Mikka with the lilac collar, Gus with the blue collar, and Rascal with the harness.

Hector lives

I fell off a ladder in August. The bill for the 1.7 mile ambulance ride is $4387.31. Our $4500 per MONTH Cigna insurance won’t pay more than $600, because the ambulance is out of network. There are no in-network ambulances in our county, and I was unconscious when it was called.

The last (!?) of our Kem Kem animals, the mackerel shark Haimirichia, and the hybodont Tribodus! These are both small bodied, not thought to breach the 2m mark. Size comparison and important (!) note below ⬇️ #sciart #paleoart

you know who didn't turn up in the epstein photos? grimace

At a Christmas party with dogs

Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

FUCKK My friend Vani was taken by ICE. Her husband passed away ~2yrs ago and the green card process seemed indefinitely stalled. She was stuck in a gray area, full of uncertainty, then they came for her. This is horrifying & heartbreaking. Any donations/support SO appreciated gofund.me/7f57f320e

fascism seeks to convince its victims they have been defeated in advance. stay aware of the state’s behavior, but remember it’s motivations.

Revolutionary optimism is the disciplined confidence that because trans lives are forced to invent ways of surviving capitalism, we also possess the skills needed to abolish it. Despair only serves existing power structures. Collective struggle for total intersectional liberation now. ⚧️

🚨NO national coverage🚨 🚨🚨🚨NO FEMA🚨🚨🚨 We are the “news,” so spread it and let’s see how we can help.

For his heroics, the asylum seeker was shot, kicked in the head, and now faces deportation. Today, the government also announced they are implementing Zionist lobbyist Jillian Segal’s plan to oversee Australian public life from education through to arts orgs and immigration. It’s completely fucked.

Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.

Hot wings

I’ve always been a fan of work that doesn’t have photo realism as its primary goal. Give me work that shows the marks made by the artist, every time. I’m an abstract expressionist at heart. I love the “messy” stuff where I can see the thought process and the actions of the artist.

So, yeah, this is grotesque. I can't really say much, or I'll start sephiroth posting. Trans people exist. Trans people are People. Trans rights are Human Rights. Period.

Hometown Pride 🥰🥰🥰

Aren’t they magnificent??!

Passion Flower Merry-Go-Round #art #photography #macro #flowers

Another #Groups pic for #Birdoftheday. This is one I've shared before, but this is a different crop. Canada geese goslings being overlooked by a parent, from back in May of this year. #birds #photography

Literally the only holidays I celebrate are my dog's birthday and my dog's adoption day.

Potential titles for the TMBG biopic? Touch The Puppet Head? Waiting In Istanbul? Minimum Wage? Waiting For The Dinner Bell To Do The Bell Thing??

When you wake up in the middle of the night from a nightmare, what's your nightmare about? Mine is old ladies being casually cruel to me.

How can the same guy have made The Terminator *and* Avatar.

"Luigi Mangione cannot take a bad picture" is rapidly reaching "mass can neither be created nor destroyed" levels of scientific validity

There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

They figured it out, now I can work happy!

Pick up after your fucking pets! I just stepped in dog trump 😡😡😡😡