You REPRIMAND Tomatillo? You place him on the PERFORMANCE PLAN?

Brandish 2 // Falcom // PC-98

I'm just a coupla guys

Of course, sandwichistically speaking if not linguistically, 'quesadittle' is a perfectly acceptable alternative pronunciation and I think your grandmother should celebrated for her dedication to sandwichistics.

Communist propaganda = copaganda

What is Spider-Man doing with all his free time?

I love Ivanka's Albanian Island story. she swam to the island, hiked barefoot, admired nature's tranquility, and her next thought was to destroy the landscape and animal habitats and build a resort.

The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free. www.youtube.com/@misterroger...

new William Gibson book opening line dropped

I've had a wonderful day. And that day was today 😊

My grandmother was famous for mispronouncing words in a very special way and it is thus that though she never said the word "quesadilla" in her life, I can tell you with absolute confidence that she would have pronounced it "quesadittle".

I'm so glad I get to be on this planet at the same time as her. #PLECAB

Alfred Russell Wallace invented the word "ape" in 1874. It's a made up concept.

I wonder how many people named their baby Luthen

I also think 'panic the AI is getting too smart' is part of the marketing for companies whose absurd valuations depend on this being hyper smart and hyper useful

There is a guy in my building that just keeps dying, over and over and over again.

AAARP will not only get your car started, they'll also help you find it.

I'm hard to debug

it was DAYTIME when Pratt was ahead, and now it's NIGHTTIME and he might not be! that's right, VAMPIRES are in our elections again, stealing our politics like they steal our blood!

Shattern

On our hike this morning, a shadow pattern fell over me. I shouted to Husband (≈100 m ahead), “LOOK UP!!”

‪Today’s Alt #BirdOfTheDay theme is #FemaleBeauty — the beauty of female birds. Male Evening Grosbeaks get a lot of attention, but LOOK at this gorgeous Ms.! #birds #becurious

Have you met my perfect son

i peed at the gym and the toilet flushed so hard it got water on the seat so i wiped it down with tp and the guy who went in after me asked me to flush because there was tp in there then shook his head like he didn’t believe me when i said i did. i have never been this angry in my life

Ok, you can play around with what I've got so far. Enter any two US zip codes (sorry): 199.19.74.165/inatcomp/

I'm building an app that lets you see what kinds of cool guys live in the zip code you're in, but not the zip code you live in. So when I'm on Camano Island I know to look for golden paintbrush and brittle prickly pear, for example. Does this interest any of you?? #science #wildflowers #wildlife

That's a no brainer 😊

Constantly freaking out about literally everything

One of the most annoying things about modern tech stuff is how they can't fit all the useless shit on the screen so they just have it cover up the stuff you actually want to see.

In answer to Laura Kuennsberg who recently asked on the BBC Politcs show, "but why would Israel lie?" A leak has revealed the IDF has a programme to train its people in the “fundamentals of psychological warfare, propaganda, deception, legitimacy & public diplomacy." share.google/t7PIKp5v5GK5...

Proud mirabilis with the unicorn horn

“According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (6), food prices in the U.S. have increased 33.3% since the beginning of 2020, while housing costs are up 32.5% (7). Energy prices, meanwhile, have surged 48% (8) over that period.” Fuck the economy gaslighters claiming we just dont understand gdp

In 2025, Tesla gave Elon Musk a $132,298,849,867 paycheck for being CEO. In Malaysia, a Tesla salesperson starts at less than $10,000 a year. Does Elon Musk work 13,229,885 times harder? A system that gives one person 13,229,885 times more power than another is arguably worse than monarchy.

I went to work in a coffee shop today and I watched this video a few times until I started crying like Werner Herzog seeing the baby Yoda.

All these ravens and all these crows

SCREAMY BABEY SEASON!!!! Peregrine falcon edition. 🪶 🐣

Atheists when the rapture happens next month

I used to be someone.

I used to go by Jason Jasonstofferson. I used to be so fucking cool.

"Wearing a crucifix and carrying a flag ..." wapo.st/49EYInR

I'm quite fond of kitchen loaf.

I would have loved fatherhood

BT and Junior, siblings, just hanging out sharing snacks on the grass. Often together, they get along well. A bit earlier, Junior came up to the patio for a snack. Ravi ran up - then chased Jr 3-4 times in a loop around the backyard. ‘Grunting’ by Jr, much clacking by Ravi. Setting boundaries? 🪶

I've never been horny!

I met a microbiologist yesterday. He was much bigger than I expected.

I'm so glad I get to be on this planet at the same time as her. #PLECAB

Bricks & Minifigs has permanently closed its Salem franchise, and has offered to give Bryan Mansell ‘whatever Star Wars LEGO remains’ in the store’s inventory. www.brickfanatics.com/bricks-minif... #LEGO #LEGONews

The Ben Reckless vs Bricks and Minifigs debacle is so much bigger than it seems. It’s a perfect snapshot of the ways people can abuse the justice system to get over on others. If they can do this over legos, imagine how terrible it gets when it comes race.