If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

maybe he can release the Epstein files at Versailles.

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

The best thing about Trader Joe's website is the reviews that sound like an annual performance assessment

Him: The Scottish drank every bar in Boston dry. Me: That’s why you send the Scottish games to Wisconsin. This would never have happened in Milwaukee.

this guy moved to the US as a child where I'm pretty sure we had cars before 1972.

Have they tried doing literally anything to assert themselves?

Apology not accepted. And Godfrey is dead to me as well.

So I’ve started Pride and Prejudice, and already I feel bad for Mrs Bennet.

just throwing this out there

The "hydration break" really is a perfect American capitalist innovation: a nakedly commercial play to insert more ad revenue into a game that doesn't have ads anywhere else in the world, all under the guise of some humanitarian interest in the players' wellbeing.

"Silence" - my oil painting

This Anthropic/White House spat is funny. Anthropic spent months declaring that its model is so powerful at finding bugs it threatens the world's digital infrastructure. The WH says OK it's banned then Now Anthropic and its allies have to say actually you know it isn't "uniquely good" at that stuff

Pages from the wonderful History of Ink: Including its Etymology, Chemistry and Bibliography (1860), creation of Thaddeus Davids and Co, one of the largest ink manufacturers of its day www.tumblr.com/publicdomain...

longtime ago in the 90's, I saw the Furniture Guys trash talk Norm Abram's jig habit. haha, it takes him three days to make a jig. so inefficient! now that I'm older and wiser, I'm all in on jigs.

I want quality HRT, and to be told I must take the waters at some spa in a beautiful town where I can gossip about the people while I heal from existing. But no one ever listens to the people with the uteruses. Insights. who fucking needs insights. We want care. And some pizza rolls.

What annoys me the most about these things is that they are often unnecessarily complicated for reasons that have to do with convincing people that they *have* to ship their data off to be joined with a big data set (and sold) instead of having it analyzed locally for them.

As someone who grew up maintaining pools and water features, this only happens when you don't pay attention. I'm sure there's complications insofar as there's wildlife and it's accessible by the public and so on...but it's still manageable if you're actually managing it.

Sorry, I have to call you back some guys wearing goat masks are chanting outside my house

sad to see how much this guy crawled up Trump's ass.

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

anyway, it’s been a long day, time to curl up with a good mystery

I used to support the death penalty. I still believe there are crimes for which death would be a justified punishment. The issue is that I do not believe the state is a trustworthy and flawless arbiter of justice. The death penalty is costly and morally wrong and should be abolished.

I have an Autistic kid because I had sex with an Autistic guy.

What an incredibly weird story

I snuck out all the time as a kid and if we give teens something to rebel against, they will. they're already going around social media bans, not sure how effective they are. however, bans terrify tech companies and apply pressure to get their shit together because this bus is leaving the station.

the actual solution to social media usage is that there should be only 1 social media account and everyone has to take turns posting from it

So… I just keep loading and unloading the dishwasher until I die?

Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries

will be so happy when "-maxxing" leaves the chat.

Okay if you’re a teen impersonating a 38-year-old on this website here’s a list of Simpsons references you need to know:

Just invented a new kind of sock that's much less comfortable to wear than a regular sock. "But I don't want that," you're probably thinking. Unfortunately it's mandatory.

Maybe the dumbest bit that still seems to have purchase in American politics is “that really rich guy can’t be bought!” I assure you, his wealth is *proof* that he can be bought, despite a weird elite class of Americans who want you to believe they won their fortunes in single combat or something

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

saving Red Lobster is of vital national importance.

Sorry no. Read how she went to several sparsely populated and poorly equipped islands in the Pacific without disclosing her status. She is dangerous.

Robert De Niro “I hate to say it, but loving our country is starting to sound like an abused spouse saying they love their abuser,” he said.

"No judge or jury could look at the last year and a half of this administration and imagine it knows anything at all, let alone something important like what international laws are, where missiles will fall, and what’s in the locations the missiles hit."

catching a glimpse of myself in the reflection off my bowl of olive garden zuppa toscana and falling in love all over again

Iran Says Strait of Hormuz Won’t Have ‘Tolls’ but It Will Have ‘Fees’ lol www.nytimes.com/2026/06/15/w...

In 1908 the Lancet called for an 18+ age limit on reading in bed for U.K. children.

Perv specs 🤝 fascist frames

oh god they did it again

"What do you rebuild in its place?" I don't know, fucking flowers? Wild grass? The overwhelming beauty of literally anything else? It's not just a metaphor, you have to destroy the surveillance palace that doubles as a fascist bunker if you don't want disconnection to be part of American governance.

Newsom will actively participate in tearing down homeless encampments but the ballroom makes him squishy. GTFO.

According to the charity UK Youth, funding for youth work and youth groups in the UK have fallen by around HALF since 2011. I know this has been said a lot but if you think young people are spending too much time online, what is their alternative??

WHOA. At least three passenger jets appear to have had rejected landings/go-rounds in ~30 minutes while that UFC light show was going a mile away. @aaronparnas.bsky.social previously reported a commercial pilot filed an FAA safety report about being “nearly blinded” by a test run of the lights.

I don’t know what country these dudes are from but as a fellow person from the Americas I felt it in my solar plexus when, standing alongside me on a Sydney City Rail platform, they marveled “¡SIEMPRE LLEGAN!” Train service. A marvel.

Look. If you think there’s a “deal” at this point, I don’t know what to tell you.