My brother married a Brazilian, guess who is represented by which topper

Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.

difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations

Theoretically does this not mean we could en masse join and change the soho society policy?

The headline doesn’t match the article in the slightest though? It’s not like he’s suggesting to listen to their ‘concerns’ re the immigration, quite the opposite in fact

A show where we drop a bunch of libertarians on an island and watch them build a community

Genuinely one of the top films of the year

I’m a climate scientist. Let me fix this headline. “Nearly a century ago, scientists showed that burning fossil fuels warms the planet. Today, we know human emissions account for over 100% of the warming. Yet dark money and disinformation still work to keep Americans addicted to fossil fuels.”

jank has become one of my favorite daily reads

turned a hot wheels car into a post apocalyptic death racer

Luckily the British university system stands ready to pick up the slack on both research and personnel thanks to successive UK governments standing foursquare behind (taps ear) ah, I'm just hearing

My brother is getting married tomorrow, please appreciate that my handbag for the event looks like a giant document clip and has notepaper lining

I genuinely feel sick. A company reached out to me on IG, linking me to an AI version of myself. You can even ask "me" questions. They are also advertising it using an AI photo of me. They told me if I like it, they will give me free access... to my own fucking content that they stole. /1

Oof, Guillermo del Toro absolutely roasting Gutierrez with subtweets over on X-Twitter... I can't even imagine. I hope the money was worth it.

It’s irresponsible, and has been for a long time, for the news to include voxpops of people being like “if this is global warming bring it on!”. Sir, I cannot let my dog go outside.

Israel has been gradually expanding its "kill zone" in Gaza. Its army has now officially seized 70% of the territory. In a few months, 2 million Palestinians will be crushed into 20% of Gaza. Then 10%. The "ceasefire" is a cover for genocide, not an end to it.

The UK government should do something about malevolent foreign interference in British democracy. Urgently.

Dude was a teacher for two years and a musician for like 50

The Rockstar Game Workers Union breaks cover

Requesting good vibes and crossed fingers for my neighbour’s cat at the vets tonight please x

I cannot stress enough how much this is a blatant lie meant to make you feel like you're missing out. No writer worth their salt is touching this shit because we all know what a farce it is. AI is only seductive if you're a hack.

If you can turn out good writing using AI, and the ethical and climate issues and the IP problems don’t worry you… I was gonna say ”good for you” but actually I just think you’re in denial.

Last year, miHoYo copied my puzzle game Ouros in Zenless Zone Zero. Because they are a recognized, billion-dollar studio and my game isn't well known, some people are now assuming that their version is the original, and mine is the clone. I hope this video clears that up.

my dad told me, with 100% seriousness, that the Epstein files contained proof Ellen DeGeneres is a cannibal

My feminine intuition is telling me that the pigeons might have built a nest in there

Book 22 this year was A Month In The Country by J.L. Carr for my work book club (audiobook read by Alex Jennings). Lovely, wistful, great evocation of village country summer. I listened to it on our evening walks.

Went past a local teen with Basher and under his breath the large child went 'do not sniff me please, that is gaaaaay', so some of the kids are not alright

All the political grandees should just be put out to range at Longleat, and given fake newspapers with their opinions on the cover as enrichment

I love this thing!

new?? unnoticed?????

These problems are very real but I wonder how many "slop writers" it applies too. Many seem to be people who would not be writing otherwise and/or would not be the type of writers who would have gotten arts funding. And another portion seem to be very established writers with plenty of means.

My furry editor and I are excited to announce the publication of my book, Bisexuality and Beyond: A History of Multiple-Gender-Attraction in Modern Britain!

My weird old cottage was great the first two days of this because the downstairs rooms are colder than the rest of the house, but now the bricks have soaked up loads of heat so the downstairs is a balmy 24 and the upstairs is the surface of the sun

Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

HORSES + Mediterranea Inferno + Saturnalia for less than 20$? www.gog.com/en/game/ital...

Solidarity is where it’s at. ✊🏽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Author of this thinks nobody reads Pratchett any more because most of his readers have blocked her.

do NOT stay hydrated. faint in public and take up a few paramedics' time and resources. become ungovernable

Do people understand yet that this was never about reasonable concerns. That no compromise would ever be enough for them. They want to be able to actively discriminate against us. They want us not to exist.

Also if you’re on immunosuppressants you’re not supposed to be out in direct sun for too long. Factor 50!

Right now is the only time I’ve regretted not being a power Instagram user because I’m struggling to stay on top of Katie Price’s husband ghosting her in Dubai whilst pretending to have been kidnapped, as she also has to fulfill contractual obligations to sell CBD gummies

Someone pls explain Banana Ball to me. It baseball but they make them do cabaret?

Met Felicity Montagu, did not compulsively shout LYNN! at her. A win on both counts. She was really lovely.

I haven’t really known what to say about the EHRC catastrophe. It is piling indignity upon indignity and cruelty upon cruelty on a marginalised community who just want to live, and shouldn’t have to be as strong as they are.

I just saw a video of a guy mixing chips into a TGI Fridays pasta ready meal, put that on top of a Chicago Town barbecue pizza, put all of that into a cheese wrap, and hashtag it ‘foodie’

I’m adult enough to admit when I’m wrong. SNL UK was deece, especially when it gets the most UK-flavoured and deranged

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.