It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

WAIT, AM I MID??

Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”

A friend is on a work trip to St Helena at the moment and has just found out that the airport can't airport anymore so he has to....just stay there til the end of Feb.

To be fair, I get the impression that if you stick two pints in Sir Ian McK, he does that speech. I've seen him do it twice at least on Actual Telly.

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert

Ahh he's a good lad.

The Transport For London traffic cameras are finally back online, which means CamJam is working again! jonty.co.uk/camjam

10. My dad's advice for badger attacks.

They're talking about us @christinamcmc.bsky.social

Huge fan of these tiny cabbages that were in the veg box

To go one step further, what Mandelson did is effectively what the Big 4 did in Australia and that culminated in the resignation of all the leadership team, 10 partners getting canned, a sell off of parts of PwC Australia and massive increases in fines. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PwC_tax...

There is no suggestion of any wrongdoing by Reinaldo

the problem with this newfound “bursary” argument aired in the Times is this: twhen we first heard about these payments in September a person close to Mandelson said it couldn’t possibly be the case and, er, threatened to sue us

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In many ways, you have to admire his commitment to the bit

Related: Please enjoy the dork-ass content that Manchester Museum are clearly _genuinely enjoying making_: www.tiktok.com/@manchesterm...

Niche complaint, but imagine landing the British Museum socials account and choosing to post slop instead of taking the opportunity to poke around in there and, you know, generate social content?

Trying to make a Dr Manhatten "It is [year]. Peter Mandelson has resigned in disgrace." meme but there's not enough panels.

Last thing about my walk today, I promise. But look at this witchy-ass, profoundly curséd bullshit

My most RETVRN coded belief is that people's inability (reluctance?) to engage with the complex psycho-social geography of Being In The Pub is having a measurable negative effect on British society.

I like how the gritstone hills in the Eden valley have abandoned sites from the early industrial age. Half carved millstones abandoned; the lads walking off the hills to go and be shoeless paupers in Sheffield forges and Manchester mills

Going up on a hill, lads

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

I'm having a desk wine

Oh god.

This image is strikingly similar to the famous photo of a young Dilma Rousseff in front of a Brazilian military court also too cowardly to show their faces.

And in a way, aren't we all just pigs missing on Slag Lane?

someone should find the 3d printer recipe for the mummy larynx for the anti-ICE whistles www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qh...

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Oh! I watched the GoT expanded universe thing last night and....it's really good?

Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges

Dickeye confirmed

I will bet you folding money that her views on trans issues, whatever they were, were less than 2% of why she was barred from this pub.

Oh and I thought you might enjoy this weirdly horny pre-WWI poem I found in a Punch anthology

It's important to be reminded of this Burns poem around this time of year.

The people of York don't care about where or when the Ouse floods. Ouse floods are for the tourists. Now if the Foss comes up too far, that's a whole 'nother story

Postscript: Here are two people who brought guns to a protest and are not only still alive, but were subsequently invited to speak at the 2020 RNC. The fact that this protest was in support of George Floyd does not imply a contradiction in the gun nut world view.

hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading

"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers

it’s that time again

Oh god it _is_ the Herzog depressed penguin. They've just re/misinterpreted it to represent iconoclasm. It's Don't Build The Torment Nexus for graphic design. Please kill me.

INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK C G Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy Am F At jamborees with Brother Jim * INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK To Do: ☑️ look up more slurs for wife