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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

This person took this when they called the race

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

inspired by @dialacina.com

Further proof that the real problem on any social media site* is always "that one asshole and his two friends." *hell, any group of more than twenty people

Made a t'beet for dinner because I didn't want to fanny about cooking all evening. Put sausages in it because I like to spit in god's eye.

Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something https://theonion.com/area-man-afraid-some-woman-might-come-out-of-the-woodwo-1820345646/

Yes. I remember Ozymandias - The name, because one afternoon, A shattered visage lay there And left its wrinkled lip to wane. The sneer hissed. Someone cleared his throat. No one left and no one came On the bare and boundless platform. What I saw Was Ozymandias—only the name

I believe all women are my aunt

The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool

My mum loves Star Trek AND she fucks.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

I commend BallXPitt to my homies who like having a problematic relationship with a videogame (@doug.winter.cx, @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com)

New series of Ambulance so shhhh

Got about half a mile from home when the car started making a weird noise. Long story short:

Ridiculous banger of a story - from Ed here. Every paragraph containing a more preposterously unbelievable sentence than the last. (Complimentary)

Idea: the paywall fade to be replaced by a shepherd's crook emerging from the side of the stage.

The video is one of the most powerful examples of Boomer Zooming that I've ever seen. No one wearing headphones; everyone furious; incapable of listening.

I tried that Nvidia game streaming service last night and woof it's come a long way in the couple of years since I last tried it.

Podcast Noises 😩

The Erotic Reevaluation of Annie Potts is literally the only good thing about being in your late 40s.

When we moved to rural Suffolk in the 80's, our phone number was, mortifyingly, just 921. I remember it out of shame.

I saw that post about remembering phone numbers in the Before Times, and the only one I remember is the original landline number in the house where I grew up. Other than that? Pfft. I don't even remember my own first two mobile phone numbers.

Pitch: make Alan Carr the murderer in every TV show he's in.

There's not a lot to enjoy in the Spinal Tap sequel - unless you're a fan of hyper-local Suffolk cheese.

True, there's a downside.

He's been in the pub, lads

Thrilled that Bookbanks is expanding with the help of @thetimes.com . I love being a volunteer in Manchester, and see first hand the good it does. www.thetimes.com/article/de95...

I will be silent no longer

well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"

Gouvernement Français % Any World Record

Breaking: This Cat Looks Like My Cat. Experts Baffled.

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

Pouring out a glass of the Dowager Lady Ursula's homemade gooseberry wine with my homies

Great job to this guy for pulling off the "I'm not resigning" look and the "Oh I'm definitely resigning" look all at the same time.

What happens when you take a 10 year old who looks like a 10 year old to a 14+ punk show?

"we shat the bed so comprehensively, for so long, that just going back to the standards we used to adhere to in less than a generation is literally impossible" is a bold line to take for an business hoping to avoid going into administration

What's better than this? Guys being dudes. vm.tiktok.com/ZNdGbjPrV/