Congratulation Rockstar!

Am I doing this right?

The conspiracy theory I believe in is that The Girlfriend was generated by an AI

can i say something without everyone getting mad

Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know) Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you

Sky Bet have Starmer being replaced in 2025 at about 7:1 at the moment which seems like a good price to me.

LRT: I've always enjoyed how Stuff Online can slide incredibly subtly into fetish content. And I particularly like how absolutely terrible AI video tools are at perceiving that slide.

If I've seen this on the Socials, you have to as well. Fair warning for AI, cringe, and Canal boats.

Also, you know, whither family-friendly horror?

We just watched Sketch with the whole family and, lads, what a great, great film.

Showing hole on the internet www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/celebs-...

We've got some geniuses on the case.

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I sure can, we just called them forums.

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Wholesome ambassadors do exist and this one is the most wholesome of the lot

Again, I really do have concerns about exactly how Justin Webb is acquiring his knowledge of US politics or what prompted him to make this exact point.

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

Whether real-life or fiction, finding entertainment or humor in someone else's pain is intolerance, and it is NEVER okay. In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares

Had been feeling rather good about my progress in Silksong until Herb smashed Fourth Chorus on his first attempt.

LAWYER UP NOW

LRT: It's impossible to even allude to Banksy's work without sounding piss weak

BREAKING: They're scrubbing @banksy The court is erasing Banksy's mural just like it's erasing our right to protest.

Three (3) office dogs today, fyi

Poetry...they should have sent a poet.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

It's all fun and games until a burning Tesla rolls down a hill into primary school.

It’s great when an embittered generalist gets bodied by a fucken nerd (complimentary) with domain expertise and a grudge.

With a side order of Boxing Helena.

Great night at a great pub, this.

Found all the files I archived from my BBC laptop back in the day

Strange New Worlds is a good Star Trek. That is all.

This (for some reason) reminds me that I have a VGA to USB-C adapter for an old projector. That’s 27 years of technology spanned by a single dongle. Can anyone do better?

Heartbreaking: The worst person you know is protected by the fact that sex work is work.

Great bunch of lads

Morning

Update: “A neo-Nazi music festival that was scheduled to take place in Great Yarmouth has been cancelled after a backlash from locals.” www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/2543569...

Sometimes the calls I answer where I volunteer are really challenging and sometimes it’s just a guy who wants to read me a list of all the Nintendo DS games he has.

aware my followers might not know about uk flag politics. basically if a guy flies the union flag (🇬🇧) he has really strong views on anthony eden's handling of the suez crisis. if a guy flies the england flag (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿) he's saying that he's thrown a can of foster's at somebody's head at 11:30 am*

First day back, lads

If you see this, post a chef

A good write up of the charity what my wife set up in lockdown ilovemanchester.com/eat-well-do-...

just tuned into fox news this morning

Having The Talk* with my fifteen year old * Which season of Scrubs was best.

Took Connie to the Freaky Friday sequel and, while they may not have moved the art of cinema forward very far, we were at least reminded that Manny Jacinto could all the way get it.