One day I will finish Baldur's Gate 3, but today is not that day. * creates a new character *

Monzo wrongly denied refunds to thousands of fraud and scam victims

I now have a ‘BIRDS’ gallery on my website (that was Doves but is now going to EXPAND!) www.chloecumming.com/birds And I have added these three new drawpaintings: So do have a look! Thanks

Brilliant piece of writing by Arthur Quintalino. reactormag.com/star-treks-u...

How Lotto winner hid £280m drug lab in cottage

Someone in Spectrum Computing forums re-imagined Monkey Island, how its Spectrum version would have been... #zxspectrum #msdos #monkeyisland #retrogaming

NHS doctor struck off over botched circumcision still performing operation

@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this

Looks like Wolverhampton is SOLD OUT - see you there

Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara https://theonion.com/conservatives-outraged-super-bowl-happening-in-foreign-city-of-santa-clara/

has the times tried reading the news

Still a few tickets left for Wolverhampton talk on Sunday wolvesliteraturefestival.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

This is only related in a sideways manner, but: the story of any small slice of humanity is the story of humanity, just boiled down and distilled. So: In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.

FAQ just dropped on Steam and.... FUCK Fuck Sam Altman, fuck OpenAI, fuck NVIDIA. This bubble cannot pop soon enough.

If I had invested a trillion dollars in my kid's hobby, I might start asking if it was going to make some money back any time soon.

Can't wait for RTD to use that digital deaging technology on the 6th Doctor.

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

My sister had a blood clot on her lung in her late teens due to this pill. She got tingling in her hands and couldn’t breathe properly which is when they found it. They said if she’d left it 2-3 days it would have gone to her brain and killed her. This was in the early 2000s. It is now 2026.

"We have identified the leader of Antifa"

Who else is going to bake the Epstein Digestive Muffins

That'll do.

Bad depression day, so forced myself to focus on something else, namely making an anatomically accurate Zippy in a latex catsuit out of polymer clay.

For some reason, I've never read any of Robin Hobb's books, so I am rectifying that tonight.

Today would have been Elizabeth Sladen’s 80th birthday - for all the generations she made happier - a memory of her first departure from #doctorwho

As that was the finale, the whole thing is now up on YouTube youtube.com/playlist?lis...

These ghouls genuinely have no idea why people love games. Or art. Or anything.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784

Grew up in a 60s Manchester suburb where everything - school, bank, surgery, cinema, every kind of shop - was a short walk from the house. Exactly the way of life that the same swivel-eyed conspiracists eulogise in their nostalgia memes

After being too unwell to pic up my gong person last October, thanks to Dracula Society members Joel and Penny I’ve finally got my hands on my Children of the Night Award for Withered Hill, as voted for by members of the Dracula Society.

Waterstones, where I used to work as a bookseller, have made Pagans their Science Fiction/Fantasy book of the month (with two quid off). THE MOTHERSHIP HAS CALLED ME HOME. www.waterstones.com/campaign/boo...

...they told her no, didn't they

I was following this guy, I just saw this racist horror, so I unfollowed and blocked. A PSA for anyone else who might be following Evul

Okay wow. We're SO CLOSE to 100 reviews. When we get 100, the algorithm sits up and PROPERLY takes notice of us, which will make a *world* of difference. The strongest way right now to support Size Five is to grab a copy and drop a review asap. Your help means everything to me, thank you ❤️

My Wogan story - It was my first day of work at BBC Broadcasting House, I was 19 & quite nervous. I passed Wogan on the stairs & he gave me a cherry "Morning" Later that week he stopped me & asked how I was getting on, which was lovely of him because he didn't know me at all. A class act.

In the pub!

On the way to the pub.

Grombrindal: Ancestor’s Burden is out now in paperback! Some of these stories have previously been available as six magazines, a hardback, an audiobook, an ebook, and a Word document on my computer. This is perhaps the most convenient iteration yet!

I suspect most of the cinema audiences for Melania are full of journos paid to see how awful it is.

"... a clever, genuinely funny, and visually striking adventure that brings a modern twist to the point-and-click adventure genre... [it] stands out as an excellent adventure that both long-time fans of the genre and complete newbies are sure to enjoy." 8.5 💪 www.useapotion.com/2026/01/eart...

This is who runs this account.

Honestly what is the point of having a programme that is *not* live if you are not going to use that function to aggressively factcheck the people on it?

Stormtroopers mainly

Margot Robbie is wearing Mughal queen Nur Jahan's necklace. It was gifted by her husband King Jahangir (r. 1605-1627), Akbar's son. Cartier acquired it (harummmph). Cartier's president later gifted it to Liz Taylor..blah blah. Colonial loot around your neck. 'The obliterated shall be remembered'.

As we head into the weekend, a quick reminder that Earth Must Die requires your PURCHASE and REVIEW please, so that we stay totally relevant. Every copy sold at this critical juncture helps us out more than, like three copies sold next week. So please do. store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

Monsium light installation at Old Christ Church in Waterloo, Merseyside www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/art...

Absolutely gutted by this. Going to watch some of her highlights later. What a legend.

OKAY so today is the 30th anniversary of the Best Episode of Any Star Trek, Star Trek: Voyager's Threshold. It's the episode where they go infinitely fast and make lizard babies, you know the one. To celebrate, I brought back my Tim Allen's Big Supernaturals NSFW-detector code. Let's enjoy.