Wouldn't normally give a hoot about England playing, but given that their game promotes awareness of Alzheimers, great to see what tis happening tonight with the mascots, the 2nd half shirts with no names on them, etc. I've experienced Alzheimers at close quarters. It's distressing beyond words.

Who knew there was such a thing as double the rate of autism? I didn't. Neither does that charlatan.

Post you from a different era. I miss having that hair, I won't lie...

The most commonly known fact about Elly Jackson from La Roux is that her mum is Trudie Goodwin, who played Sgt June Ackland in The Bill. That prompted someone on Twitter to say "I can't believe she didn't rhyme "I'm Going In For The Kill" with "My Mum is June from The Bill".

Good. AI is not a good thing. No matter what people might tell you.

Good luck with that, Reverend.

I’ve never seen Top Gun.

I've contributed to that "lots of this" as well... got a good feeling about this...

Ever since I discovered that the song "In Dreams" was the first song on Roy Orbison's album of the same name, I've been hard pressed to think of a better opening song to an album. It's a song that can make me tearful. It's just the most precious gem of a song.

Has there ever been any investigations into whether playing table tennis can caused long term brain injuries?

The best thing I can say about Crystal Palace today is that they don’t look at all like a team who’ve played away in Europe 3 days ago. By far the better team against Everton in this first half.

Great to see the Blue Jays have absolutely mullered the Yankees. #MLBPlayoffs

Not to mention who the manager thinks he can trust...

From the Echo...

Well, it's done now. International break has come at a good time. Let it go - it's easy to get caught up in the emotion of it all. But ultimately, it's only football. There are far more important things to worry about (I know I have).

Some of these boys are new, these boys are a team in transition, but most importantly these boys lost a mate in tragic circumstances 4 months ago yesterday. I’d like us to be able to cut them a bit of fucking slack. Thx bye.

Even allowing for him scoring, Gakpo has played like he's got tits for feet today.

Curtis Jones needs to be starting more football matches for Liverpool.

That Kasabian theme song is utter shit. Actually, I could have just said Kasabian are utter shit.

Chapeau.

This is the absolute worst of us, isn't it? Those Jewish people have nothing to do with what is going on in Gaza. These were people who were doing nothing more than going to temple on the holiest day of the Jewish calendar. It says much about us these days that that actually needs to be spelled out.

Fuck this place. Off here for a while.

Duncan Ferguson was always a really good striker - but from the times he's been on Sky, he strikes me as being an equally good pundit. Keeps it simple, but still informative. What punditry should be.

The Labour MP for Weatherfield - Willy Eckerslike.

GET THE FUCK IN, EUROPE!!

Phew.

There aren't too many sports people I despise more than Bryson DeChambeau. An utter fucking twunt.

Even by Trump's standards, this is an utterly pointless post.

I know that American sports fans can be enthusiastic about any sport they watch, but sections of that crowd at the Ryder Cup have been utterly obnoxious & repugnant. That's NOT a slight on ALL American sports fans, but surely they have to recognise that there is behaviour that needs to be observed?

Such a Hanna-Barbera style change of direction from Glasner

I'm not having the "referee played long enough for them to find a winner" cries either. Accept that we were shit today & didn't deserve anything. We might have been better in the second half, but Palace should have been out of sight in the first half. Trying to find fault in others is lame.

No point moaning about that late goal. Liverpool have got what they've deserved today. Game was lost in the first half.

Frankly, Liverpool are lucky to have nil. They’ve been atrocious. They can’t be any worse in the second half. That’s about the only positive I can take from that half (apart from Alisson showing why he’s the best in the world).

That’s an appalling bit of defending from the corner. And that was a brilliant save from Alisson. Liverpool need to get a grip.

200 - Today was Ruben Amorim's 200th top-flight game as a manager. He has lost three more of his 33 Premier League games with Manchester United (17) than he did in 167 Primeira Liga matches (14). Standards.

The more you watch United, the more you think West Ham dodged a bullet by not getting Amorim. And when you consider how bad West Ham have been, that's really saying something.

People - & especially Liverpool fans - laugh at David Moyes. When the reality is that he’s a bloody good manager of getting teams to over achieve. It’s no coincidence that West Ham have completely gone to pot after he left. Nuno will have his work cut out.

Well, that's a let-off.

It's a sorry state of affairs when I find myself actually agreeing with something that Dan Hodges has said...

Quite why BBC Verify are even trying to verify Trump's bizarre claim on BBC News that London wants to move towards Sharia Law, fuck knows.

Disney are shithouses. Lesson is... hit them where it hits hardest. In the pocket.

If my auntie had a cock, she'd be my uncle.

Paracetamol is one of the few painkillers pregnant people can take. This is further proof that the GOP (and world in general I think) hates women & wants us to suffer

Chris Mason is absolutely fucking useless as a political journalist. Getting really indignant at Ed Davey highlighting some uncomfortable truths about the BBC's coverage of Reform.

You can complain to the BBC at this link - www.bbc.co.uk/contact/comp.... You can also contact the BBC's Media Watch programme (fronted by Samira Ahmed) at [email protected]. You can complain to Sky News at [email protected]. And I really hope people do - I know I have.

Wonderful that Arsenal have introduced facilities to ensure no-one misses out on Escape to the Country

that point could end up being the difference between arsenal finishing second with 81 points and second with 82 points

For all that there actually are some things about modern day football which I like, there are far more things about it which truly boil my piss. And this which Adam mentions is right at the top of that list. So it stands to reason that A**enal would do it.

That's a brilliant goal from Haaland. Such a great & simple move.