Two Surreys with moustaches and mullets in the smoking area “Hit me up with your LinkedIn, bro, let’s make history and megamoney” Bin. Home. Our city is occupied by these trumpets

“Wait til the oil runs out and the Sheikh gets bored, buys a Formula One team instead”

#OtD 28 Nov 1971 Jewish anti-fascists of the 62 Group shut down a fascist meeting at the Royal Pavillion Hotel in Brighton, UK. Present were National Front members and former Nazi SS officers, some of whom were hospitalised. More on Jewish anti-fascism: workingclasshistory.com/podcast/e35-...

This made me well up. Talk fellas. 💙

What in the name of autotuned Jarvis Cocker is this shit on Graham Norton?

What, do you really mean to tell me that you haven’t got two weeks off #TheGraft like me? You poor fuckers

Great stuff this, Paul, he was relatively restrained given some of the yarns that man could share 😂

Are sky sports news going to be there

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A hipster has just walked into the local wearing a full apron and matching brown trousers, unironically

Brighton v Palace, Newcastle v Sunderland, Leicester v Coventry

Alan Mendoza has been on quite the journey.

Kelly Dalglish with her Ozempic face and the textbook Cult #Shoehorn there. LFC, never not at it

Get in you sweaties

Some of the people in this article have shared their recollections with me before - but on condition of anonymity. Coming forward now is an act of patriotism. Farage’s claim that it never happened is the opposite. (Note also the line about pronouncing his name.) www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...

Great goal, fair fucks He still looks like Sid the sadistic kid from Toy Story

The double-take I just did at the third bullet point.

Genuine big coat weather this week Unfortunately also heralds ‘southern hipster wanker enormous backpack on the tram’ weather FFS you’re going to Deansgate, not Everest base camp AMIRITE?!!! @barcajim3.bsky.social

Possibly the most Guardian film review of all time; “I watched it and it was about working class white people, so gave it one star as not cool “But then, other people said it might actually be a bit cool, so changed my mind “It’s in fact the coolest ever” Cunts www.theguardian.com/film/2012/no...

In case you were wondering how life was going on Planet Batshit Conspiracy Lunatic Surely no coincidence that he now has the exact same barnet as that GB News mouth breather from Coast #MakesYouThink

This will be why Ally McCoist couldn't hear any Glaswegian voices on Union Street this week.

Did it start “Nonce upon a time, there was a handsome prince”….?

"So the smoking gun quote that brought down two of the most senior editors at the BBC was itself misleadingly edited. But unlike the BBC’s edits – which at least accurately conveyed the overall impression of the march – Prescott’s edits gave a false impression of the comments" Trump is going to lose

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Post an image that will always make you laugh

When you're a Liverpool theatre and you need an absolute cert to subsidise your more experimental programme.

This is a joke, but this is one reason car-dependent suburbs are actually terrible places to raise kids. You have to drive them everywhere. Kids resent the lack of autonomy. Parents resent the drain on their time.

Portugal would have won multiple tournaments if they had the balls to drop that preening ponce about six years ago

If the Frauds XI ever gets revived then Roberto Martinez is a shoo-in for manager Imagine having all them talented players for Portugal and still being 2-0 down at HT to the worst Ireland team in history. A group of players that genuinely wouldn’t trouble the League One play-off race

What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

Happy Exploding Whale Day?

Sadly this isn’t about Neville Neville and his sub-Yewtree shenanigans #TBOB @williamshuttoh.bsky.social @mullsy.bsky.social @theparisangel.bsky.social

This was a December ritual for us - get your kid involved in choosing what goes, and explain what you’re doing (in a believer-appropriate way obvs…)

*Narrator’s voice* Normal service was resumed eight hours/pints later

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Oh Citeh had a good result did they? Like clockwork

Lads, our time has come

Wish Mascot Minute Silence came over here from the Nazi place, was funny as fuck that account

Monday Club update The posh wool Southport cult fan turned up for 10 minutes, said their goal shouldn’t have been disallowed and they would have won otherwise Then saw his arse and flounced off when even the united fans laughed him out of the boozer

iT wAs A lUcKy gOaL www.instagram.com/reel/DQ4pQcb...

Meanwhile Aldo has gone the gym to ‘council’ himself after yesterday

Another excuse to repost the picture of me and Toby on the front cover of Forfar Pleasure by Reckless Music.

“Nights out in Liverpool” 👀 And he didn’t even have the decent to tag in Castles @williamshuttoh.bsky.social 😂😂😂 👨🏻‍🦲🍻🕺🏻😍👯‍♀️🚕👬🔪💸

As Christmas approaches I often think of poor John Sheridan, and whether or not he's now in the happy position of being able to buy his kids a present or two.

Good night #Berts Threat yourself to a big brew in the morning