Poor Oliver Holt, left sobbing into his Alice band. The scruffy mess

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So by all accounts those zany, whacky #TopRed bantersaurs have hired a plane to fly a 115 banner over City today/tomorrow. Seems like lot of time, effort and expense for an irrelevant club who aren’t their real rivals and they don’t care about…

Post a footballer who would genuinely get a start in that Freiburg team.

Post a footballer who would genuinely get a start in that Freiburg team. Go!!!

Post a footballer who would genuinely get a start in that Freiburg team. Go!!!

What a happy family

Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

Imagine going all the way to Istanbul and not taking over Nevizade Street

Seems like tonight was united’s third biggest game of the season. After the youth cup final and Salford at the Etihad

Well in the Baby Berts, league and youth cup double

I have no memory of what you speak. #DHOTYA

RTÉ’s boycott of this year’s Eurovision goes beyond simply not sending a contestant to Vienna, as the broadcaster will not be showing any of this week’s shows. Instead, RTÉ2 will broadcast the classic Father Ted episode A Song for Europe during the usual Eurovision timeslot.

Brilliant, diligent journalism from Coppack and the Media City #TopReds as usual

Burnham demanded a cover up of the Stafford hospital scandal when health secretary, to protect his job. Cos there were no local votes in it for him At the same time demanding justice and transparency over Hillsborough, cos there were local votes in it for him A hypocrite scumbag. He ain’t the answer

Fair fucks to Dirty Leeds, ignoring #OnTheBeach and respecting #TheBantz

Perfect gifts for Father's Day, coming up on June 21st.

Second bit tracks, if not the first @neiltague.bsky.social @stabiloffc.bsky.social @dano1883.bsky.social

Wow some goal that

Old ladies at any Shirley gig in the last 20 years

Look, Sir Geoffrey Boycott, that fence is the only thing preventing Cloughie getting down off his pedestal to run amok slapping pitch invaders. Is that what you want? Because that’s what’s gonna happen.

Everyone’s favourite whopper

Misunderstood my invitation to the Met Gala

RECREATE the joy of buying cinema popcorn by pouring melted margarine over some polystyrene and setting fire to a £20 note.

Please can the #Berts of Bluesky confirm that BNPete the Badge was real, and not a sinister Deepfake? This shit is getting fucking insane @williamshuttoh.bsky.social @mullsy.bsky.social @glennellaby.bsky.social

Could have been worse

The UK govt is Palantir’s 2nd biggest customer. Why? Or, more to the point, how? Our latest @thenerve_news investigation reveals a web of cronyism into the highest levels of govt. But Palantir also has a spin machine that uses political journalists to launder its PR 1/

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CITEH

Blimey!

Yurssss

BRING BACK PAUL CALF

“Coming soon. James Cameron’s Titanic, which shows you all the on-board excitement in the days before the ship even approached an iceberg”

“Hey, Nelson’s dead!”

Happy “but what about St Patrick’s Day?” Day

Kinell, Dyer and Winstone are gonna fuck it up and keep Tottingham up, aren’t they?

CAM ORN WEST AAM!!!!

Yeah, fuck off you scamming begging twat

Pens for everyone (to use on their ballot papers)

Ki g Charles, 2026

For the Wicker Man crowd, series 7 episode 2 of Inside No. 9, “Mr King” will be right down your creepy alleyway www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

My brother would have only been 53 today. Go to the doctors if you don’t feel well lads, it’s really that simple.

Social media in one image.

Time to break out my favourite ever Viz strip.

Amazing thread @bunnylodge.bsky.social

Fuck off back to X where you belong, you dirty begging scamming twat

The Butcher? 😂😂😂😂 More The Old Ladies’ Hairdresser Deluded puddled dickheads