an incredible listing on Vinted, supreme game

Rugga Ray Leonard

On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.' Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.

I dare you not to laugh like a drain

Who do you most wish had hosted #TOTP?

Absolutely gobsmacked at this BBC2 hagiography about Merthyr Literally whitewashing slavery and child exploitation, characterising a wealthy landowner as ‘a poor Yorkshire farmer’ and describing the horror of child labour as character building Shame on you @steffanpowell.bsky.social Bootlicker

Kneecap’s greatest hits at a wake WATTBA

Donald Trump is basically the World’s Biggest Wotsit Or ‘Cheeto’ for the American community A fake orange colour not found in nature, incredibly bad for you, full of hot air, yet bottom feeders find him strangely addictive

When did being a lying backstabbing duplicitous twat become something to be celebrated in this country? I remember when Nasty Nick had to be smuggled to France for a week That Traitors shite is enabling #Cuntery

I remain convinced that Roland Gift has never used the first or last syllable of any given word. #totp

I seem to have enraged the ‘wearing headphones and tutting when you actually try your tell them something important at work’ community Shouldn’t they be working?

As part of my “new year new you” behavioral changes, whenever my Apple Watch tells me to stand up I’m giving it a bit of the Bez, should probably get some maracas as fitness equipment

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

Rewatching Hap and Leonard following the tragic and untimely death of Michael K Williams, aka Omar from The Wire Even better on second watch. Can’t help wondering if it didn’t gain the same traction because his core fan constituency couldn’t deal with the ultimate badass playing an openly gay man

The Straight Story is a beautiful, wonderful film, David Lynch for once playing it, as the title says, straight Coming up up now on Film 4, set record if you’ve never seen it

When did it suddenly become acceptable to wear headphones and listen to shit music/shit podcasts at work? I know work is shit, but the eye roll and millennial huff when you ask these dicks to actually listen to what you are saying is the most nonsensical passive aggressive entitlement of all time

“Hell no” by Lionel Richie…

More DNA than Giggsy’s curtains #DNA

Another great managerial performance by Fletcher

New "actually I can't sweat so it couldn't have been me" just dropped.

Skid Vicious lol

100 years to win a trophy, 100 minutes to lose it Pep to Dean Henderson… youtu.be/dYBj_qAJtRA?...

Bob Mortimer #Berting on Would I Lie To You. The world is healing

I've seen it, so now you should. Goodnight youtu.be/aa02o-uEUrg?...

Go home football chief executives you’re drunk.

"Do you know what 'nemesis' means?"

Nonce goth Fielding will be absolutely shitting himself tonight When it all came about about Brand a couple of years ago, the original plan was three documentaries- Brand, Walliams, Fielding The latter two had better personal lawyers, supported by ITV and C4 legal respectively , and got injunctions

I just bet #TopRed ‘BROWNEH’ the posh Cheshire weirdo is gutted he couldn’t bring his nunchuks while ranting about vaccines

Whoever drew this:

Whoah Black Betty.....

max roach & fab 5 freddy 1983 please… new yorkers help me out, any pictures or videos?

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Tonight appears to be the official start of AMATEURS FORTNIGHT in the local Christmas jumper nonces, massive cocktail round terrorists and millennial single file queuing weirdos clogging up the bar while the #Pintmen stroll past like normal people 90% of them have never been seen here before

"I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

We recorded an episode of the Working Class Library podcast about Angela's Ashes at Hexham Book Festival with Kevin Barry. Kevin's a native of Limerick and his dad knew the McCourts. It was a great conversation & confirmed my belief that AA is an overlooked working-classic. Podcast coming Thursday

Pep’s restaurant Tast closing down this weekend

Hoping that @johnstafford72.bsky.social is proud that I booked two weeks off for the Xmas works do and am now in intensive negotiations to get a cash weigh-in instead

Will never not be funny

Yursss

What cunt did it?

You will be visited by three spirits

Who needs Salah when you can bring in another elite diver?

Great this from the excellent Dispatch, recommend signing up for the newsletter, brilliant reportage and weirdness from around the world RIP Martin Parr. That photo is called ‘Bored Couple, New Brighton’ How I imagine @harrymcnally.bsky.social weekends minus Tink… dispatch-media.com/an-interview...

An interesting cutting from 60 years ago in the Northern Daily Mail…. Some modern day fans will probably believe that Arsenal have ‘never’ tried to buy success.

'You there, boy! Which Christian policeman are we burning to ensure fertility and prosperity?"

Another classic from Mr Tayto off the crisp packet youtube.com/shorts/4jit9...

@harrymcnally.bsky.social just DM’d you something mate

Chorlton rejoices