mandatory reading

I see the Nazi app is going well, in case anyone was tempted to return…

Almost 10 years ago, Sam Neill delivered his finest performance - sspthinksfilm.com/2016/09/28/r...

Derek Batey's Holiday Showtime. I was there that legendary night when somebody shouted "Judas!" at Derek for plugging his kazoo into an amp.

The REAL big match knockout result of the weekend…. youtu.be/Vix8wzCSVL8?...

Better than the original imo youtube.com/shorts/ufesH...

You know the drill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social …

“Prince Harry visits hospital as brother William plays crazy golf and King Charles examines a penguin”

Booooooooo Down with the European colonialists

Loving the repeats of early series of Only Connect on BBC4 and spotting all the nerds who later turned up on other quiz shows. Obviously decided “I might as well win some cash now that Victoria is off the market”

No football tonight, so get your fix by ordering my new book, 'For the Love: How Football Supporters Can Change the World' like these fine people! halcyonpublishing.co.uk/products/for... #FIFA #FIFAWorldCup @thefsa.bsky.social @fanseurope.org

Stunning young girl just walked past the local, for some reason wearing a fully laden Stanley tool belt over her vest top and miniskirt All the hi-viz workies and weekend DIY warriors stunned into rare silence. Definitely got a tingle. God bless summertime

Jilted Javier

“You,Boy! British politics needs help. Get me a man dressed as a bin!”

Publication day is here! What a feeling, thank you to everyone who has bought 'For the Love: How Football Supporters Can Change the World'! I appreciate every one of you, thank you!

Getting to the World Cup quarter finals is like making love to a beautiful woman.

Colombia huddle is basically a group prayer that none of the Cartel lads back home have put a bet on

This would have been a fierce rivalry in the halcyon days of “Hide the Nazi War Criminal” in 1945

Prison officers, The Maze aka Long Kesh, 1978

Peter Hook, every single fucking day since 2007

Plucky little Belgium! Artwork by Scott Doonican

....aaaand there you go....

Ben Stokes has just selected himself for the England team again and will resume the captaincy.

“Men can’t wear watches and women can’t wear jewellery in the street”

“Frankly it is like living in a communist country”

“You don’t know the attacks on me, they go to another school”. #farage

Jo Cox was murdered by a racist. Farage had a milkshake thrown at him

I will make a statement on my pubic lice at 2pm.

“I’ve no idea where that £5m came from”

Probably not worth a quid on Mad Nads, but what a list of absolute bastards

Song of the day in the Daily Reckless. #songoftheday

"I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm"

Better FX than Hitchcock's.

Hold that four, septic apologists

Noel Gallagher sitting back and thinking of the royalties he’s earns from Wonderwall

Pets' corner at Platt Fields in Rusholme, Manchester, May 1959 (Guardian archive).

destroyer of Golden Generations

Just told the kids it's time for bed, and they're saying they'll get Donald Trump to tell me to reverse the decision...

Werner Herzog’s Weekend at Bernie’s

The *plot twist* is that Bob the Cat never existed, he was actually a figment of Danny Murphy’s subconscious, like Tyler Durden from Fight Club. Murphy’s such a gimp that the most daring and violent alter ego his imagination could come up with was a grumpy cat that fucked off now and again

Of course, this is ALL the Saint and Greavesie’s fault for teaching the brillo headed nonce about football in the first place

BlueSky tonight

'Hi there, Sean Bean. What you having for tea tonight?

Strangeways prisoners, 25th April 1990

Rest of the world has issued a strongly worded statement in response to Americans saying "yes, but it was never a red."

WW3 kicking off over an overturned red card would be like that film Canadian Bacon, when John Candy started a military conflict over an ice hockey match

jordan henderson getting stretchered off after the whistle is an all-time world cup moment the fucking music kicking in, i am spent

"Despite not playing, during a World Cup game I managed to get a yellow card and then broke my wrist going arse over tit after an impromptu sing along"