Hope ICE deport the little bastard in the crowd with the shirt begging sign

Jordan Henderson, World Cup bronze medal 🥉

From the half way line 😂

Imagine if you didn’t bother watching this game

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Watkins and Toney showing exactly why Harry Kane plays every minute normally

Here we go

Was probably a risk taking saka if he was only going to be fit for the last 2 days of the tournament

It was all Bellingham and Kanes fault after all

Lol @ Mainoo, wasted his summer for fuck all, and another decent manager has realised that as well as being bang average he’s got a stinking attitude to boot

Should have started Burn just for him to boot mbappe into the 2nd tier

Who’d have thought the knobhead who killed a girl showing off in a speedboat, then tried to blame her and did a runner to Eastern Europe before facing trial, would turn out to be a serial abuser

Nice and cool out this morning, just lycra nonced to chorlton and back pre-brekkie, still reeks of smoke everywhere mind

A very geordie disagreement

Mrs is watching the new Diane Morgan series and unsurprisingly it’s absolute fucking aids like everything she’s in

Still 22 days to my summer holiday

Why just rugby, what about cricket and everything else private schools ruin

Good morning to everyone, apart from the “I hate England” Englishmen and the “the England team is full of forruns” lot, hope they all died in their sleep the miserable bastards

As much as I hate Spain…

At least all the edgy we hate England brigade got their win, no different to all the racist right wing cunts hating England because there’s to many non whites in the team

Losing to the Nazi sympathisers playing like absolute bottlers is beyond embarrassing, not one player booted any of the cunts

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Can confirm that eating some Battenberg and then drinking some lager is not a pleasurable taste experience

That could be quite the spectacle

Things you didn’t need to know

Great Bluesky unity, everyone mocking the French

France have played 424 and got absolutely fucked in midfield because their attackers haven’t worked back, analysis ends

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France bottling it on bastille day, how fitting

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Wherever whenever possible

Another fine performance from the England cricketers, this summer is turning into a record breaker, and not in a good way

I’m sure our northern brethren would be thrilled to see England win

*titters*

Howard Barks

Can we all pause for a moment to laugh at the Irish, and their rapist hero having a chocolate knee

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they paved over paradise to put up a parking lot! A measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise...

Guess who’s at an engagement party tonight, and to make matters worse (and much more expensive) it’s in Alderley Edge

Resisting the obvious dirty old man comment

Oh dear how sad nevermind

you're saying openai built their products using work stolen from someone else? surely not

lol @ Manchester Uniteds Lammens

Oh no not Michael Oliver

The rapist was more like a cuck tonight the way Morocco played

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Tourmalet day at the Tour

Always appreciate the garage owner saying “I’ll call you when it’s ready” implying they’ll not find anything wrong on the mot

Looking at a cheap smartwatch with suspiciously good reviews, they could at least have removed the AI prompt from this one