Arsenalesque that from Mbuemo the massive fanny

Do Everton ever use footballs in training, they collectively shit themselves when the small round object goes anywhere near them

Surely it’s difficult to lose someone dressed like an absolute whopper

Tremendous photoing

lol @ Notts Forest

Managed another 18 miles lycra noncing around Stockport Didsbury and Chorlton this morning

Or teach your cat the green cross code

A goal Frank Lampard would have been proud of

Relegate both of them for serving up that absolute dogshit

Solid non league social media’ing

Moby a miserablist mingebag, shock horror

It’s not going well, but the referee is injured so hopefully that means abandoning the game

Time for the rugger

Enjoy playing Facebook lunatic bingo Divorced ✅ Lives in the arse end of nowhere ✅ Picture of motorbike avi ✅

Are the police hoping that by calling him an Ian Beale lookalike, he’ll be that fuming that he’ll turn himself in to prove they’re wrong

Embarrassing

After a couple of dry (and baltic) days, normal service of relentless rain resumes

Regret to report that we’ve made another low-quality slide show of the best #CompoFace photos from down the years.

Grim read this, especially the last few paragraphs www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Remind me why we’re on here again

D'you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang? D'you wanna be in my gang, Oh yeah!

41 and an aspiring rapper, I’d suggest he needs to fucking grow up

#YorkshireThat www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Bobby there with the sort of insight that should get him a pundit role on Motd

Imagine getting robbed by the bastard love child of @dano1883.bsky.social and Harry Potter

Cracking weather for the drive back over the Pennines

Can’t imagine why Liverpool are bad at set pieces “sees a 18 year old winger marking the opposition 6’4” centre back”

I’ve always said anyone with a tv in the bedroom deserves a beating

Glorious bike ride on the east coast riviera first thing

Why do all the American figure skaters have Russian names? Shouldn’t they all be called Chad or Colt

*boycie gif*

Not sure that’s how it works

Fantastic weather for a drive over to the east coast tonight, but I am leaving wife and child there for half term

Would have had a winning bet if arsenal won but arteta with a face like a slapped arse trumps all, the awful little prick

Might register moodyholidaylets.co.uk and only accept properties in the absolute roughest parts of a towns

FYI anyone who doesn’t want to watch arsenal bore another 3 points via own goals and corners

Geoffrey Bayldon, otherwise known as, Catweazle

All for this level of pettiness

Looking like that she’s guaranteed a part in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

To much to hope that if United win tonight that gimp goes out to get his haircut, and ends up under bus

I don't think you're going to out-Scouse that. A flash sale on nasal rejuvenation because a footy player's kidnapped arl fella was released. Gang's '3 for £75' cocaine offer to mark release of Luis Diaz's dad sparked their downfall - Liverpool Echo share.google/hy1UVi1vciHB...

Just going to go full Joseph Barton for a moment, but, does Eni Aluko not have any mates to tell her to shut the fuck up and stop making a holy show of herself

Oliver giving United absolutely everything for a change the rancid little grass

Jonathan Woodgate and Lee Bowyer, January 11, 2000.

Ralph Lauren duffels for the septic tanks, not bad

Mongolia Winter Olympics uniform, it’s over, no contest

Brazil kitted out in Moncler at the Olympics 😂