Make sure you follow the hilarious @mattgreencomedy.com

A-ha Mr Bond, I've been expecting you!

You could sit on his face...

Cashback!

People all over the world have one thing in common! 🌎🤝

No, not you!!!

Still, good news about the chocolate oranges!

You threw a monkey in the sea?

Any last messages for your kids?

Kill, kill, stab, twist kill!

A cup of beans?

You threw a monkey in the sea?

A cup of beans?

Kill, kill, stab, twist kill!

Martin Brennan (find out who booked them and sack her!) youtu.be/PXB4A0RS4EQ

✨EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT, GET YOUR DIARIES OUT✨ I'm going on tour for 2026! Sooz Kempner: Imposter is a show about finding your voice, destroying trolls, and Princess Diana. All dates on sale by the end of the week @ soozkempner.co.uk/tour-2026

No, not you!!!

A-haa!

Lynn, what the frigg have you got on your feet?

Glenn Ponder and Debonaire

My solo show Susan Harrison: Should I Still Be Doing This? is on next week Friday 13th at 6.00pm as part of @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social at the gorgeous Big Difference venue and I'd love to see you there! If you like fun, silly, warm, surreal comedy this is the show for you!

A-haa!

Ooh...

Lynn, what the frigg have you got on your feet?

I'm leaving you, you cow!

Microwavable soup!

Lynns a good worker but she's a bit like Burt Reynolds!

Since this vid I've worked extensively with a specialist. I'm sounding and feeling WAY better with my op scheduled for February. Then I'll have to take WEEKS off work rehabbing. So tomorrow? FUNDRAISER! @vauxhalltavern.bsky.social! INSANE outfits! BANGER songs! 🎟️ www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/... 🎟️

Leaving work Friday 6pm

Alan explains World Cup football tournaments.

Alan's got a fat back!

Monty Don

10 minutes Lynn...

Alan's flaking again...

I'm leaving you, you cow!

Can you just put "Plus Sue Cook"...

Monty Don

Happy New Year - have a ruddy-bloody good one👌🏻

This will happen to you when you hit 40!

Leaving work Friday 6pm

Thank Frig it's Friday

Roger Daltrey & Alan Partridge

This will happen to you when you hit 40!