Tell you what Tell you what It's 1 trillion dollars now *let's all sing

The best Full English breakfast since Gary Wilmot's wedding!

Bad and wrong!

Follow @mrhenrymorris.substack.com for some ruddy-bloody-good giggles!

It's 4:35AM and you're listening to Up With The Partridge! youtu.be/7_s89fRlq6g

Oh BBC, my BBC by Alan Partridge

Supertaaaaaaalk! Brought to you by Ginsters Pasties...

That was the best Full English breakfast since Gary Wilmot's wedding!

Bad and wrong!

Hi kids, it’s great to be back in my fine old school!

He's married and wishes to remain anonymous so I shall only be using his Christian name, I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.

Alan's CPR practice routine...

That was the best Full English breakfast since Gary Wilmot's wedding!

Waterway to have a good time!

Supertaaaaaaalk! Brought to you by Ginsters Pasties...

Smell my cheese!

Do you know what this room says to me?

Unbelievable!

I'm bringing my solo show "Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this?" to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social. It's my first time at Leicester Comedy Festival and I'm really looking forward to it! I'll be at The Big Difference 13th Feb at 6pm 🐼

He's married and wishes to remain anonymous so I shall only be using his Christian name, I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.

Waterway to have a good time!

If rumours are to be believed Dave Clifton is back on the boddle!

Ooh you're gonna have a good time!

Bacon ten on ten, button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap. Textbook distance between the eggs and the beans! We may want to mix them but we want that to be our decision. #UseASausageAsABreakwater On the whole a very good effort, seven on ten - let's make love!

Let's have a look at what this idiot did... In the UK!

It's funnier than rain!

Kate Bush performed by Alan Partridge & the wonderful @soozuk.bsky.social

Alan and Peter Baxendale Thomas

That man, what a Dilbert!

Don't be Blue Peter!

If rumours are to be believed Dave Clifton is back on the boddle!

Alan's CPR practice routine...

Let's have a look at what this idiot did... In the UK!

Bacon ten on ten, button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap. Textbook distance between the eggs and the beans! We may want to mix them but we want that to be our decision. #UseASausageAsABreakwater On the whole a very good effort, seven on ten - let's make love!

Who is the best Lord?

Tonight we're talking about death!!!

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!

Kate Bush performed by Alan Partridge & the wonderful @soozuk.bsky.social

Alan and Peter Baxendale Thomas

It's 4:35AM and you're listening to Up With The Partridge

Unbelievable!

Dave Clifton gets stung!

A-ha Mr Bond!

The best Full English breakfast since Gary Wilmot's wedding!