Classic Queen!

Alan on Dale Winton...

Did you get your Chocolate Orange?

EMAIL OF THE EVENING!

I actually think he was a bit simple...

EMAIL OF THE EVENING!

This country!

Bye...

Alan's CPR routine

Just because I've got a shit table???

Shit happens!

Ideas for a programme...

The most important question in the world right now... Who invented the skip?

I was reading the bible to the other day and I've got to say, that bloody snake!!!

Let's all sing! Tell you what tell you what its nine & a half thousand pounds

Christmas in Norwich

Traffic!

I've been expecting you...

Is this show about to die???

I might as well say this now, Michael Balazo has pulled out!

Christmas in Norwich

I might as well say this now, Michael Balazo has pulled out!

Just because I've got a shit table???

VERY EXCITED to announce my brand new show at the Edinburgh fringe 2026 and UK tour. If you’ve signed up to my mailing list, you can get tickets for my tour now, but for everyone else tickets are available tomorrow. Felt the best way to tackle the Labour government was a show with aliens in it.

It's Ladies Night tonight...

Tell you what, tell you what, it's nine and a half thousand pounds - let's all sing!!!

Excuse me, are you Alan Partridge???

Still, good news about the Chocolate Oranges!

Guess which one of you two ladies, I'm gonna make love with now?

Bye...

Tell you what, tell you what, it's nine and a half thousand pounds - let's all sing!!!

Alan gets to the bottom the most important question in the world right now... What's it like to be a lesbian?

Slight problem...

Alan gets to the bottom the most important question in the world right now... What's it like to be a lesbian?

Is this show about to die???

I've been expecting you...

It's Ladies Night tonight...

But that was before Alan met Dale Winton...

When Alan met Alice...

Who is the best lord? Lord of the Rings, of the Dance or of The Flies...

Who is the best lord? Lord of the Rings, of the Dance or of The Flies...

Lovely stuff - Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin Stevens!

Ping!

Monday Ruddy Monday!

Let's have a look at what this idiot did...

Sir Dansworth of Moodyshire as I live and breathe...

She's been destroyed!!!

Sir Dansworth of Moodyshire as I live and breathe...

Alan and Pete...