'S an againn tha neart Is an againn tha 'n cothrom Nar cridhe gu bràth Tha sinn òg òg We have the enthusiasm, we have the opportunity In your attitude forever, stay young, stay young

What do you do when the sun is sinking? What do you do when the sun is sinking low?

Social media is the perfect environment for people who are subconsciously afraid of realistic, local connection to safely crush on people who are far enough away they'll likely never meet, which is all well and good until they DO turn up on a white horse and take them home with them for 300 years

Mairi McAllan can't even tell us who let the dogs out. Laughable. Now is not the time.

Storms are beautiful This life is beautiful It is

Lady Gaga cutting floor lyrics, an occasional series.

Man voter healthcare good

Earth, Wind, Third Party Fire & Theft. #TOTP

Right *finally* finished work, did I miss much? Oh wait it’s the 1999 ones, maybe not. #TOTP

Thing is, we knew this. "Peter Murrell has been arrested and it looks like he's been embezzling money" - oh, right. That's not great. "Peter Murrell has pleaded guilty!" - oh, right, yeah, you said it looked like he'd been embezzling "No you don't get it, look! He embezzled money!" - yes, you said

this is so fucking funny dude. the scottish electorate just do not gaf.

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spent a good ten seconds looking at this thinking "what's so funny about it he's right there" because i don't know who Kevin Durant is then BAM, socked right in the mouth. absolute banger

The main reason we need to hurry up with the EV rollout is so I don’t get jailed for strangling illegal idlers outside my wean’s school.

Interesting numbers. Scottish Greens the absolute dominant party in Scotland among the under-30s. And, probably much to the shock of many ScotLab posters, the Scottish Green voter demographic is significantly less middle class than theirs And the SNP is significantly less middle class than either

There is a small minority of English people who want this debate, unfortunately they are all columnists.

Stephen King's editor:

new rice truck thread

The UK in 2026.

He just fixed football 🤯

Every single member of the France '98 squad gearing up for a week of non-stop podcast / TV / radio appearances. #NoScotlandNoParty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

You want to see Norway men’s national football team’s official photo for World Cup 2026 www.nytimes.com/athletic/733...

An end to sighs, all hands unite In the spring that lies behind this sorrow Oh I do believe Dust will turn the seed home

Tear down these walls All men were born the same You came here with nothing But naked and a name

As one proud United Kingdom, we have achieved great things together. Now Swinney wants to throw our centuries of shared history in the bin? Ludicrous. Anas Sarwar as First Minister could've stopped this.

Dear Mr. President Were you a lonely boy? Are you a lonely boy? How can you say 'No child is left behind?' We're not dumb and we're not blind They're all sitting in your cells While you pave the road to hell

Sometimes when you journey Through the pages of a book You’re taken places beyond words You let them speak their truth

This is good news, and it matters beyond the ponds themselves. It's a reminder that, as others have said, the horrifying rollback of trans rights in the UK over the last year and change has happened wholly without a democratic mandate. When the people get a say, they demand inclusion.

This improved my mood immensely. These people look ridiculous when they have to exist in the real world. All the more reason to do something about the toxic sites they thrive on, unnaturally.

Fiona Bruce figured it out? FIONA BRUCE? OH, this is a real low point. Yeah. This one hurts.

It’s hard to imagine any technology that has ever fucked it this badly, and purely through arrogance, it’s like if the people who invented the car decided to showcase its utility by driving over your family dog and then backing up and doing it again, and also the car sucked and was bad

BREAKING: Parliament backed our plans for a private jet tax and a mansion tax. In a cost of living crisis, it is right that those with the broadest shoulders contribute a bit more - while the majority of taxpayers in Scotland continue to pay less tax than elsewhere in the UK.

Put in Guantanemo for 6 months then deported to Nicaragua for no buying a $40 bottle of aquafina

Looking at unweighted samples from Panelbase/ Norstat polls gives us insights into demographic changes since 2014 #indyref. These changes are over-exaggerated, possibly due to ‘buyers’ regret’ among No voters, but still illustrate the variation in mortality rates between Yes and No.

Honestly when you think of how delightful Scotland will be if we even win one game, you'd have to be round the bend to fly away from that to *America*

sorry but you would have to be absolutely out your box to travel to the usa for any reason right now www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

“I’ve never been more creeped out in my life”, said the poltergeist.

Roddy Forsyth on Radio 5 asked about how he thinks we'll do at the World Cup, he lists the previous managers who've passed away and says " They don't want to rest in peace they'll want to rise and cheer" 😢😢

Men buying the 🤝 Liverpool FC wrong underwear for their wives This isn’t the basque I ordered

Andrew Mountbattered-Windsor.

Ehhhhh Sir this is a Wendy’s? #Beuuuuugh #TheCricket

I believe the Italians implemented legislation that banned any land that had been affected by fire/burned in the previous four years from being used for farming or development, and mysteriously all the random fires that seemed to happen every year stopped happening

Well shit. Time to get my affairs in order.

New Zealand now 2-2 or if you’re watching down under, 2-2.

Scott McTominay, Ballon d'Or www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvcx...