Are you hiding in the closet? Are you underneath the bed? Did you go for a long walk off a short pier?

Everyone you know Is tryna smooth it over Find a way to make the hurt go away Everyone you know Is tryna smooth it over Everyone needs a floor they can fall through

Just come on back And come on home It ain't super smart to leave me alone Light a flare, pick up the phone I'm like a stoner babe without my bong

But now I'm not losing sleep at night No one's calling me on the telephone To see if I'm at home 'Cause now I've got everything that I have ever wanted Or so it seems Yeah, so it seems, yeah

Love, love is such a crazy thing (Crazy feeling) Never understood the way I was supposed to feel Is this love for real?

So I hear, I have met the wench before (Yeah, I remember that time we went to Pizza Hut You told me she was your cousin)

I got your coochie coo too Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh my God, I'm, oh my God, I'm Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh my God, I'm, oh my God, I'm Yeah, yeah, yeah (Oh my God) Oh my God, I'm, oh my God, I'm Okay stop, hahahahaha

It's all just a game A game of chance Oh, oh, oh Last call before the world ends Mm, and we'll all be like Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Yeah, and we'll all be like Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Daddy please stop yelling (Stop) I can't stand the sound (Can't stand the sound) Make mama stop crying 'cause I need you around

Don't you wish you could hold The angel in the centerfold? The fantasy you couldn't control? Who walked away from you

Sticks and stones and all that s**t Does Jesus know I'm innocent? I'd like to think he'd gladly take us all

Oh damn, it's a shame Everything that I want You ain't really with it Oh damn, it's a shame It's a game that we play When we say we're in it Oh damn, it's a pain When you say that my heart ain't in it Oh damn

If you leave it up to me I'll make a lie out of truth, it's true And then I'll break it up Make it bleed Tell you that it's you not me

It's win or lose Not how you play the game And the road to darkness has a way Of always knowing my name But I think nobody knows No, no Nobody knows, no, no, no, no

And, oh! I've been down this road before With a passion that turns into pain And each time I saw love walk out the door I swore I'd never get caught again

It hurts me when you call I hear the way you are thinking I could've so easily had it all

He don't know (He don't know) I'm gonna be the one whose gonna let him go Even if he wants to stay, I'll let him go (I'll let him go) 'Cause all he wants from me is a private show (A private show) Ohh

When you're winning the war But you lose so much more Is it worth it? I don't understand Float away in the covers That song made us lovers All over and over again

What kind of father Would take his own daughter's rights away? And what kind of father Might hate his own daughter if she were gay?

It's all mine, it's my reality, it's just too much for me (You're my friend, you're my friend, P!nk! P!nk!)

Promise me you'll stay with me If just for one more night You can hold me honestly 'Cause it's alright, it's alright

So I guess this means that we're not friends anymore I heard it's me you're asking for I thought I'd see you at the show You said you'd go

I thought I did my best It was nearly good enough But all that effort, I guess It didn't add up to very much

Don't you wish you could hold? The pretty little paper doll The one you couldn't quite control? Who walked away from you

Everything you are, everything you say Everything you do is not for you Everything you feel, everything you know You found it on your favorite TV show

Just once Try to wrap your little brain around my feelings Just once Please try not to be so mean Repeat after me now R-O-M-A-N-C-E-E-E Come on, I'll say it slowly (Romance) You can do it, babe!

'Cause how would you know before we speak? You've gotta understand my side I've had a crazy, crazy life Nobody came along to open up my eyes

Daddy please stop yelling (Stop) I can't stand the sound (Can't stand the sound) Make mama stop crying 'cause I need you around

No, no, no, no I don't want you tonight You weren't there I'm gonna show you tonight I'm alright

What do we have to try When everything is to lose? 'Cause it always is just me and you But it's the hardest thing, the hardest thing to do

Now you got another girl in your life Giving her love all day, all night I was in love wit ya, but to hell wit ya 'Cause you didn't wanna treat me right

If you had one song left inside your soul What would you sing tonight? If you had one chance left before we're old The last song of your life

'Cause all the time that you were mine You didn't treat me right No, you didn't treat me right, no, no, no Whoa

'Cause this body is a priceless piece Of loving unconditionally (Yes sir) So, Mr. Big-stuff, who you think you are? You was thinking you's gonna get it for free No, no, no

My darling, my darling, who knew? My darling, I miss you My darling, who knew? Who knew?

(One and two and three and four) Uh, uh, uh, this my rap song Ahh, ahh, ahh One, two, three, four

I'm the one I'm just that slick You won't find better I'm honey dipped There ain't a thing That's fake on me I miss you, baby Come home to me

Secretly she's stalking him on the street Making sure she's one step behind They even went to the movies together Or at least they stood in the same line

Do you think of me? Do you wish that I would slow down? Are there some things that you've seen That feel like home now? Are you up there climbing trees Singing brand new melodies? I hope you are, I know you are

I've heard some rumours About another girl I heard she's cute But she stores nuts like a squirrel And that's all cool I'll wait right here 'Til you get bored And she gets carded for beer

I'm a good excuse (good excuse) To be a bad influence on you and you And you

The King is dead but the Queen is alive I wear your crown and I look quite nice I almost let you get the best of me But no one's ever gonna get the Queen!

Spend my days just searching Spend my nights in dreams Stop looking over my shoulder, baby I've stopped wondering what it means

We got a long way We got a long way to go And those heavy hours they move so slow We got a long way We got a long way to go

So when you're driving Driving to his house And you pass me While I'm drivin' to hers Just remember You cheated on me first (Bitch!) You're a whore, you're a whore This is war (Fellas, ladies)

You know I'm rare You stop and stare You think I care I don't You talk real loud But you ain't sayin' nothin' cool I could fit your whole house in my swimming pool (Haha)

How many times have you sat across from me? And how many times have you told me you were leaving? I'm not trying to listen 'cause it's all the same

I want to be a star Is life good to you or is it bad? I can't tell anymore Do you even know what you have?

There's not a holy man or prayer in sight There's not a priest around to read our rites There's no magic balm to save our lives I know, I know

Dance again Never gonna not dance again Dance again (So let the music play 'til the end) Let it play yeah Why'd it stop?