I'm sorry but this is so pathetic it's just hilarious.

Yeah I did a fucking huge double take.

The US Open champion is currently using a wooden coathanger as a swing aid as he warms up for The Open. The real nerdy thing is I can see how it works and why he's doing it 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Hiya Donald look at us, we're doing the same as you. Can we get a wee pat on the head for being so good.

12 people have been arrested as part of an investigation into a suspected extreme right-wing terror plot against an Islamic gathering in Suffolk The UK Ijtima, which hosted 15,000 Muslims for a programme of talks and discussions, was closed and evacuated by police on Sunday

It's "no such thing as the British Open" week.

Dustin Hoffman looks bored out of his mind at the tennis 😂😂😂

Just having a can of Smirnoff Lemon and Lime Crush. It's soooo refreshing.

*checking all of Europe, apart from that place, for somewhere to go a week on Monday mind you.

Why are all my Scottish followers watching? Do you all watch Hibs games as well 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

People in the replies taking this very serious post very seriously 😂😂

Cunts cheering the goal are making all the dugs bark 😡😡

I've tried to watch it, and I didn't need much encouragement to switch over, but Matterface has made me do it quicker than I thought.

He's back with his London bullshit again lads.

Just like to remind you that I lived in your newly adopted country for two years.

They tried to do it quietly, it was easy to opt out of. They'll do it really quietly next time.

I'm listening to a Luvdup Essential Mix from 95, unedited. It's got a break for the news in it. Headlines are Balkan war, IRA folk being released, oh and immigrants being found in a lorry.

As long as they're quiet whilst they're doing whatever they're doing 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Speaking to my cousin up in Banchory and she's asking me how I am, too fucking warm I say. She tells me it's raining up there and I immediately hate her apart from the reason I phoned.....

This looks good. youtu.be/n52kJ4cn2Js?...

Well that's the last of the quarter finals I'll be watching. Obviously not staying up for the Argentina game and I'm fucked if I'm watching them tomorrow night.

I mean, sure, if you’re a fan of it, but there’s a time and a place.

Italio house on #totp

Going well at the football I see.

There's a breeze so the windows are open. Using beer as a treatment to my hayfever. It works btw.

Glad I didn't make any wise cracks this morning.

The Mail on Burnham becoming PM without a general election vs. when Tories do it: 🤯

Keep digging Rich, keep digging.

Absolutely, definitely, not “the Establishment”…

I've no idea who this cunt is but what he's actually saying here is this is going to threaten my grift. Also I thought they were mad for law and order🤷‍♂️

All the English seeing Mbappe with ice on his ankle 😍😍😍. All the English seeing him jumping about 5 minutes later 😭😭😭

Also the video and WTF was going on with that.

The funniest thing to do now would be to run a Mole candidate so that when they all stand next to Farage he looks even more like Mr Toad from Wind in the Willows.

All the windows open now but the light from the telly attracting every insect in the area, me sat like this with the spray

Just checked the weather, another week at least of this bullshit.

They've all just been stood about for 4 minutes, let's have another break.

Spoilt for choice here😬😬. Stockton Town Centre Ward 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️. Is Leith a town? It's not really is it.

So they're all taking this really well

Watching the tennis, women's semi final and it's empty because everyone has understandably gone to get some shade etc. Why not have a bigger gap between the matches?

Incredible amount of Binface truthers on the other place

They are standing against a bin and they're tying themselves in knots over a simple question 😂😂.. I also reckon that's a large g+t in her glass.

Watching the No Laying Up Open Championship preview. It's Americans who love links golf, but it's getting me warmed up for me correcting all the British Open posts.

Scotland to get a bank holiday if they lose

How strong is that fan?!?

Holy fucking shit.

😂😂😂😂😂 The right wing racists are writing articles trying to smear a joke candidate. Jesus fucking wept.

Jesus wept

So the King has pardoned Ruth Ellis. When does she get out of the jail then?

Well the best thing I can say about that game is it's finished. No football tomorrow thank fuck.