It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Definitely worth a second watch as I was laughing so often I probably missed plenty jokes.

So regarding that video of the fucking weirdo harassing a M&S staff member to get some outrage on the internet. A barrister that works for Sex Matters has posted the staff members socials online and you can guess what's happening. FUCKING EVIL CUNTS THE LOT OF THEM!!

I've seen this already but when the original Broadway star, who also wrote the thing, comes to London of course I'm going to try and go again.

Right, he's gone. Can we stop talking about him now please.

Well Elis James and John Robins hate the Tory football club and love the Hertz.

STOP SETTING FIRE TO THE COUNTRYSIDE YOU DAFT CUNTS, ANIMALS LIVE THERE!!!

Now we know how the SFA select their referees.

Warm innit!!

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Stay hydrated they tell me. Beer is mostly water.

I thought it was a wind up but the BBC are actually live streaming the cheese rolling thing tomorrow 😂😂. If watching people break limbs is your thing, tune in!!!

Oh, I see, so *now* everyone in Sunderland is happy to be in Europe.

Not sure but I reckon these Ezra Collective boys and guests might be Arsenal fans 🤔🤔

arsenal fc: we are champions :) arsenal fc: but neutrals do not like us :( arsenal fc: arsenal fc: arsenal fc: we should let piers morgan celebrate with us so that everyone knows how much we like him

Watching CMAT playing in front of a crowd that are definitely there to see Olivia Dean is quite amusing. Anyway Ezra Collective are on in 10 minutes.

Piers Morgan on the pitch for the trophy lift. Take the title off them immediately!!!

Stop these guards of honour during the game ffs.

It's not really a thing is it lads!!!!

Remember how the Boston transport authority put the cost of taking the bus to the stadium for the Scotland World Cup games up to $80 specially to gouge at the tournament? The Tartan Army have done a deal with the company that runs the local school buses and hired the fleet for $40 a head.

"it's a goal that can be heard all through the United Kingdom" aye calm down FFS pal!!!

BBC now reporting that the deal for the conspiracy loving lunatic is basically done 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

That'll do.

I think the players should just get on the cans right now.

Even more so now!!!

I've always liked Glasgow City.

Shall we? I think we shall. youtu.be/uPT1qKiKMZU?...

Just taken the bin out and I can hear The Pixies, sort of, so I'm saying I've now seen them.

Since the sun's out here's the greatest Balearic tune ever. You're welcome. youtu.be/-FU31Zps3fQ?...

The day after the last ever Late Show he turns up on Public Access TV with Jack White and Jeff Daniels 😂😂😂 youtu.be/7DlF5Cf4VLM?...

I've seen a few folk saying he's not a "proper" DJ, whatever that means. I went to a couple of his Big Beat Boutique nights back in the day and they were brilliant. He's been doing this for years kids.

No hospitality job is worth playing toilet Gestapo. No pub that excludes a specific section of society has any right to call itself a pub. The pub is for everyone or it is for no one. Fuck the EHRC. Fuck Labour.

They've been sponsored by the same company at the same time on more than one occasion as well. This takes agreement from both boards. Thick as thieves.

It's painting by numbers but Norman Cook knows how to work a crowd.

I was in this pub before and after the recent Prodigy gig up the road. Can confirm, cracking boozer.

Cheats!!

I'm watching that Radio 1 Big Weekend thing. There's currently a DJ who's whole thing seems to be "here's a banger you all know but a terrible remix of it"

Who was the member of Collum's pointless wee panel that thought it was a penalty? Hoopy the Hound!!!

Americans- oh my god I can't believe they got McCartney as the last ever guest 😮😮😮. Calm down lads he did The Rest is Entertainment last week!!!

If there's none of the other teams in sight why are they running to the finish point 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #RaceAcrossTheWorld

Unbelievable that they actually appealed the decision!!!

I see cunt MON is bumping his gums again!!!

All the Villa players on their open top bus sticking to coffee as they've got a game on Sunday, apart from one😂😂😂

This is happening 5 minutes from my house this weekend. They used to do day tickets for it. Unfortunately no more, fucked if I'm camping!!

Tom Hanks has just been spotted in Handsworth fully tops off.

Disappointed they didn't give them a bigger points deduction after their appeal.

I've absolutely no idea why he supports them but at least Willie celebrates their goals properly!!

Two brilliant goals from Villa there. Can you take McGinn off now please👍👍

The Kylie doc on Netflix is brilliant, but my word the third part is emotional 😢😢

Hearts telling Martin to get fucked.