Why would you even hate watch #TheApprentice . Just wall to wall aresholes.

You need to celebrate good news when it arrives. On a completely unrelated note those fucks from Sex Matters have had a really bad day 😎😎

I've been out and about most of the day. Didn't get murdered once!!

Tickets sorted for Joe Lycett and Friends. £25 for two and a half hours of comedy 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Well this doesn't seem great. Just ignoring courts everywhere now* *Yes I'm aware of who the two individuals are. Nationalise his golf courses in Scotland as well.

Eat,Sleep,Rave Repeat

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Watched a food/travel show about San Sebastian last night. Looks incredible. Bloody difficult to get to though.

I hope the Italian authorities see this because these cunts are coming your way. I actually think this shows how fucking incompetent they are rather than some massive conspiracy.

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

Can we watch Series Three first and then we'll decide.

I was the first person in my family to go to university. My Dad definitely doesn't have a PhD. Nope definitely not.

Posting this for the second time

Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!

New Take That documentary Gary Barlow "I've always dreamed of having a copywrite" Rock and Roll Gaz!!!!!

The Met Police are experts at this btw. Yeah I learnt stuff when I was doing Sociology at A Level 😎😎

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

I really think we need to be doing more for people born in the 50s who didn't read their post at the expense of the young is just..... fucking mental.

The land of the free etc etc etc.

This reads like a breathless Reform press release. Not the slightest reflection that being seen as a dumping ground for failed Tories might not be entirely positive. Or that it might help Tories detoxify. Or that Reform is ticking down in all recent polls. Dismal stuff. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Just wait until he finds out what political party Mr Tunnock heavily donates to 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I've very much come to terms with this now, mainly because John Finnemore hasn't written anything bad.

Always cheated etc etc.

The reactions to this seem neatly divided between those who don’t know John Finnemore’s work and those who do.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... Since he's in the news for The Traitors stage show. Here's some of his brilliant work.

I mean I've no idea why(money) or how but Finnemore is brilliant.

Don't care who wins this game I'm just here for the comedy value of it.

slip ... slip...

The American Football just got interesting because of the weather!!!

New entry for the most divorced man in the UK

Polis cars flying around my estate at speed obviously looking for someone. One of them just about ran me over as I was taking my bin out. Exciting stuff for round here!!

Marky is getting really fucking boring now.

We've got a winner 😂😂😂😂

Reddit rises up

Ah bless, now they'll get to meet him.

Stalin notorious for making sure you could walk to the shops

He's still going, obviously talking mince 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Must not reply to Marky the Celtic prick!!!!

"I didn't think it was a red card" Stfu Martin.

Yeah great time to announce something based on US Federal law enforcement. Jesus fucking wept 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

on the issue of “who scored more goals, bournemouth or liverpool”, differing perspectives are emerging; on the one hand, video evidence suggests that bournemouth did. however, sources inside anfield say these images “lack context”, and it seems to be becoming a footballing litmus test

Worth remembering when looking at the horrific scenes in the US right now that both Reform and the Tories have pledged to bring in ICE-style organisations to the UK if they win power

I know there are much more important things happening but Scotland are now in the T20 Cricket world cup because Bangladesh have been (unfairly) kicked out.

There aren't any penguins in Greenland, but there are other animals.

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

Some people refuse to take any responsibility for not being able to stay off social media during a programme that will undoubtedly create discussion and spoilers 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

The Telegraph can't be doing with lots of people enjoying something, it's not their brand #TheTraitors

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

People on social media moaning about spoilers about the biggest TV show of the year. Stay off social media until you've watched it dickwad🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Rachel and Stephen won btw.