You know it’s a bad miss when you have to fake cramp afterwards

Proper humiliation for Farage

This is the party currently demanding that I apologise for comparing Nigel Farage to a poo…

Today I made an unannounced visit to ICE’s facility in Scarborough, Maine. What I heard was unacceptable: no body cameras, no training, and no accountability. Johan Guerrero should be alive. Congress must act. Abolish ICE. End qualified immunity.

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Reminder: When fires ravaged southern California, Canada sent firefighting crews to help battle the blazes.

“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”

MAINE— Killer ICE Agent’s ex: “He wanted me to lie about his character. I won’t. He abused me and my daughter… I’ve waited years to speak my truth, and now a man is dead.” They are hiring the worst of the worst.

Please, please, please let this story make the print edition…

On this day in 1985, Sade released their debut studio album “Diamond Life” in the US featuring singles "Your Love Is King" "When Am I Going to Make a Living" "Smooth Operator" and "Hang On to Your Love" Timeless album. Timeless artist.

Marco Rubio is currently delivering a very boring speech railing against "communism." These guys really think they're cooking by trying to revive the Red Scare. Ain't gonna work with people under 60 years old.

Outstanding Dodgers!!

Must keep manure relevant. When this absolutely bang average footballer is shit will there be a guardian article investigating why? A club that has wasted more money then any other continue to be fellated by the uk media. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

RFK Jr takes questions from reporters -- but an aide specifies he won't take any on topics other than hospital food

I would be shaking if Erling said my name too 😅

I think we're all Spain fans on Sunday.

🔴 rep melanie stansbury did not come to play ♥️✊🏾🇺🇲✊🏻‼️

We will be there

🇺🇸 Team USA's Folarin Balogun admits that red-card reversal affected USA World Cup teammates: 'A lot of outside noise' created by Trump's corruption fucked their energy and jinxed their chances to beat Belgium. All Glory to Donald ⚽️ #WorldCup www.foxnews.com/sports/folar... #FoxNews

Taco Tuesday: Trump invented a 20% fee on a strait he doesn’t control, then quietly killed it less than a day later. Full rundown on the war, ICE’s policy change after two killings in a week, a new outbreak, and more. Your midday recap is here:

The explosive diarrhea outbreak began here.

See you in the World Cup Final 🤩🏆

Guy on the radio earlier saying we should all save our shower water and use that to flush the toilet. Around 60 companies are responsible for 80% of all global carbon emissions; telling us as individuals to do something without addressing that is just gaslighting and guilt tripping.

This is exactly what clubs should be doing and would never have happened without supporters organising to make their voices heard in recent years. Great work from all supporters and groups who got involved in demanding the club do better, thank you to all🤝 www.mancity.com/news/club/ma...

“Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, Rodri always wins.”

Rodrigo Hernández Cascante

soooo many people are posting “I hate Rodri, I can’t stand Rodri but damn he’s good” lmaoooo

PL rivals to those people:

No one in history has had more attorneys disbarred on their behalf than this psychopath. And you can’t pardon a disbarment.

If you think this is a real photo, I have a bridge in Kentucky to sell you.

Happy Birthday, Marc Guéhi 😁🩵

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Erling Haaland's #FIFAWorldCup debut will always be one to remember 😤

Rupert Lowe tweeting Jude Bellingham’s name during the match? Fuck off you hypocrite!

The Norweigan Ambassador to the UK

That’s a shame, I really like Tielemans

A picture tells a thousand dodgy donations. 💰

Would you like to explain how this 'cheating' and 'corruption' works, you know, in detail. Quite a libelous statement otherwise. Innocent until proven guilty is still a thing in UK law

Maybe the new fans won't blindly assume 'charges = guilt'. Imagine that.

Jude Bellingham he's one of our own His mother is of Kenyan-Jamaican descent, while his father, Mark, is White British with Irish roots making Bellingham eligible to represent England, Jamaica, or the Republic of Ireland at the international level, although he ultimately chose to play for England.

Regardless of who officially wins this corrupt tournament, Haaland is the real winner.

The Times has done a great deal to shove Farage in our faces, peddle his Brexit, ignore his lies, downplay his racism and misogyny… But it doesn’t seem willing to have him behaving like a total spoilt brat crybaby when asked to come clean about his money. Better late than never. He can never be PM.

The BBC unafraid to ask the big question "What more does Trump have up his Arsenal?" His head for starters...

MCGREGOR took an L and a blown out Knee! Couldn't have happened to a better person!

“We need an Ozempic for cars. They are growing at a phenomenal rate, wreaking havoc on roads, squeezing out smaller vehicles and endangering pedestrians. Like ever-hungry teenagers, cars in Europe are growing on average a centimetre wider every year.” Don’t repeat North America’s mistake, Europe.

Haaland is Pure Class,not just as a Player but as a Person.Former teammates at B.Dortmund Erling Haaland has said the only thing that surprises him about the "unbelievable" Jude Bellingham is the amount of criticism he receives -- insisting the England midfielder is "one of the best in the world."

Performative patriotism He’ll wear the shirt but dodge the tax #bbclaurak