women go without sex: i got a new hobby, i read a book. i got a doctorate, i learned a new language. i hung out with friends and family, im still dating etc men go without sex:

Found a jazz club I want to go to for my birthday and turns out they are closed for private events…

as a grown ass man don’t you ever pre pad my panties

Meet the Grahams is so diabolical.

The fact that THIS GUY clocked the situation that the girlfriend did not is CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why? Kick that urge out the door

These glasses are a 10/10 (not to mention the earring)

Can’t watch the game but I need them to not embarrass me with a loss

shaw backheel to clinton, goal!

Lauren Hemp makes it 2-0 over Nottingham Forest!

The Celtics embarrassing me like this. Lashings for all of them

Celtics are already pissing me off

I feel attacked

It’s the sigh for me 😭😭

The Classics

Made it to my brow apt just in time. Time to look presentable again

The conductors for the blue line are 10/10. They always hold the doors open for running passengers

“Taken advantage of” Yeah okay, whore

why you think men got that lil hole in their boxers? easy access!

I know we are rightfully laughing at the idea of those white men tryna overthrow Haiti. They stood NO chance. But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.

Ran them chumps outta there in 2 days!

So proud of myself. After more than 3 weeks away from yoga, I went everyday this week and even snuck a Pilates class in the mix

10/10 from @adamchristopher.me. So many favorite things from this book, but my favorite scene was Vader fixing Appo’s leg

Vader fixing Appo’s leg has made me super emotional

My niece don’t love me no more 😭😭

I signed up for a heated Pilates class tonight. I feel like ima spend the 55 mins of class regretting the decision

All this Sagittarius slander on the timeline 😒😒

Y’all hating on us Sagittarius cause y’all wanna be us

I use it at least once a day

Not hard enough because too many of y’all still be weird in broad daylight on here.

What in the Law and Order?

Y’all pretend to hate us so bad but then wanna come crawling back!!!

Lightning about to strike and it will be burn baby burn

About damn time!!

Summer need to release “Get Yo Boy” without 21 and “Body” without that crackhead

I'll take "Shyt I'm NOT AT ALL Shocked By" for $300 Alex...

Ugly as hell Why do YOU like them?

Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days

*this is not limited to appearance*

United’s embarrassment is one of my favorite things

There is no one Disney song. Those mfs be putting out some jams. Hell, even the sad songs be hits.

Steve Madden was having a sale so I finally bought the pair of boots I’ve been eyeing for years

My house saw all me last week. Between yesterday and tomorrow it’s gonna see me for all of 2 hours 😭😭

Happy Birthday, Erika Alexander (56) & TC Carson (67) 🎂🎉🥳 #LivingSingle

Ladies make sure you take you B3 today! And drink your water!

HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Women will go out of their way to gift you something thoughtful and amazing. You just gotta be HIM.

Summer gave us 1-800-Heartbreak without Anderson Paak and BLESSSSSSSS