A ONE KNOX BEVEL

One Knox-ed out

GOAL ATLANTA UNITED FAFA PICAULT AFTER A SCRAMBLE IN THE BOX AND IT'S 2-1 IN THE 64TH MINUTE

Show tomorrow. If you dont watch, youre going to miss the talking dog we got

This is EXACTLY what I wanted to see for Crystal and I hope she goes far in soccer media. I even hope Fox hires her to do the World Cup this summer and we can be done with C*rli.

happy Monday, just wanted to let you all know that a player named Priscila Chinchilla scored seven goals in a match for the Costa Rican national team

Disgusting.

If the Saudis want to win, why are they hiring Matt Crocker? What from this cycle would've indicated Matt Crocker was doing a GOOD job??

U.S. Soccer is better off without Matt Crocker, imo

Matt Crocker:

Beginning of the worlds most boring Hallmark movie

I meeeeeeaaannnn.... that must be a mean check to leave before the World Cup and I presume forego whatever bonuses that would've came from that. That's crazy. #usmnt

I know it might feel like I'm late to the party but it's really starting to sink in that Spurs REALLY could go down. Because when are they gonna win again? They actually need some points and they can't even draw a point to save their lives.

This is one of the most important stories of the week that you probably missed. The trump admin is basically taking something that belongs to all of us & giving it to political hacks & corporate donors. It’s an outrage & we should push back hard.

L. Betts eating good already. South Carolina might wanna think about doubling her.

I really cannot begin to tell you how dumb the offside rule is in its primary execution. What advantage do you have being a literally A SHOULDER past the defender? Its dumb. Debate your favorite great aunt. And it always will be. Arsene is right.

Happy Birthday to the soap opera legend 🥳🎂🎉🎉

if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships

Way too far in the future prediction- Raven Johnson will one day be Head Coach of the Gamecocks.

If I send you this my petty will have receipts

I don't even think people unnastan how crazy Stage 3 would be

Looking into April like… 🪶 🌵

WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!!

I don't think I've ever heard the Benz this loud for a team that wasn't the home team. POR 1, USA 0 #usmnt

For a second I thought US Agent did his job. My mistake. #usmnt

Remember that time Italy was great 20 years ago?? Geezus Krice.

Oh Rose, that touch was so heavy

break out the white lotus duke memes

THAT’S HOW YOU CHOKE DUKE! WHEN I SAY CHOKE THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT!!

I really really wish Darryl Dike had managed to stay healthy.

I'm not even gonna say the US is bad, but Belgium is definitely a ways better. Take that however you like.

2020 here to remind y'all it told everyone this back then. Police are reactive to crime and not proactive in preventing crime.

12.7M acres of solar is is about 82% of the solar required to decarbonize the US in the Net Zero America E+ scenario (there's wind and existing nuclear and stuff in there too, but that's the solar portion). Or we can have 5% of our gasoline displaced.

Syracuse really could've just called out sick and we would've all understood.

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺 record: 34-22

I've never been to a public execution before, but Newcastle 'welcoming' the Sunderland fans when they arrived at St James was exactly how I'd imagine one to be like.

All that said, the best tactical matchup of the soccer weekend might have been Chappell Roan vs Jorginho

still mystified by this man’s proportions

At the end of week 2, Angel City's young team is at the top of the NWSL table. A special group 👏 📸: weareangelcity, optajack

There should be eligible offensive fouls to be called on 🏀 players for flopping the same way ⚽ players can be called for diving....