Why Dembele's Mom look way too disappointed like she still wanted him to be a Doctor after all this??

C'MON BLACK MEN!!! OUSMANE DEMBELE YOUR 2025 BALLON D'OR WINNER!!

Arsenal had the hardest beginning schedule of any club. I think we made out already l alright, especially already getting bit by the injury bug. Still a long season ahead of us

Welp Martinelli can never start another game again

Ian Eagle: "The over/under was two seconds for J.J. to lose it. I should've taken the under... Do those glasses actually have lenses? I don't believe so." J.J. Watt: "No. Nothing in here, nothing up here (points at head)." 🏈📺🎙️😂 #NFL #CBS

Lmaoooo didn’t even last one minute!!!

GABRIEL FREAKING MARTINELLI!!!

If Madueke just had an ounce of finishing...

See what happens when you don't keep eyes on the acct? And then City scores?? SMH

TERRIBLE defending 🙄 saw that coming from just how we transitioned back

*taps mic* *Inhales* COYG!!!

Pedro! What was that? Last week got you feeling froggy?? #atlutd

CASÉ MAKES IT TWO ON THEM BLUE HEAUXS!!!

Early chaos in United v Chelsea 🌊🌊🌊

84 wingers, but not a new keeper....

WE TALK ABOUT BRUNO HERE!!! WE TALK ABOUT HIM LONG TIME!!

GET HIM OUTTTTTTTTTAAAADERREEEE

dfgdgdfhdghdt dammit that shouldve been money!!

HE'S STILL OUR DOCTOR- EVEN IF IT'S FOR THE DAMN CULES 👉🏾😌

best way to work through whether this move will work for jaedyn shaw was to argue with myself so i did btvc.beehiiv.com/p/jaedyn-sha... #nwsl #woso #gotham

Juve-Dortmund is bananas 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Ezra Klein telling everyone in the theater to stop clapping when Darth Vader dies because he has a family and is misunderstood

Clemson University could have made this statement any number of times for any number of innocent, good people who were needlessly killed and whose deaths were celebrated/mocked by Republicans. They didn't.

Brother Logic gonna need a year away just to detox from Miami.... geezus krice he looks cooked.

But but but the future is streaming, MLS said....

Timmo cookin????

WEAHHHHHH!!!! MY PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!

Me: Man everytime the announcers say that player's last name, it sounds like cocaine. What's her actual name? Google: Amy Cokayne

A Black O'Reilly just feels odd.

That was a GREAT move by Doku to get free in the box

Power to City. Way to play that rebound through. Shit.

Wait. Ricky Hatton died?? He's not even old! Rest in strength Hitman!

Pass the Pennsylvania Dutchie on the left hand side

Donnarumma is a fucking giant compared to everyone else

LMMMMAAAOOOO

I know the Crew is good but Geezus Krice this is a massacre #atlutd

Check on your West Ham friends, they are NOT ok

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Up against an Ange-led, first week on the job squad At home Gyokeres, Eze, and Madueke all starting We were never losing today Champions League Tuesday, City next weekend #COYG

Eze to Gyokeres

Whewww buddy i… i dont know lol

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

The man has managed in Barcelona, London and Paris and started his playing career at Newell's freaking Old Boys, I'm pretty gobsmacked at the idea that a few harsh takes from in and around the BroSo community got him this upset

The CHICAGO Red Stars are undefeated in Evanston, really makes you think

Last night, Dallas Trinity's Rhea Moore became the youngest goalscorer in any women’s professional match in the US when she scored at just 15 years and 332 days old. #DTFC