I tried cooking with wine last night… After 3 glasses, I couldn't remember why I was in the kitchen.

Absolutely hilarious. Everything that rapist touches turns to the shit it really is. Mogg and young need working on. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Must keep manure relevant. When this absolutely bang average footballer is shit will there be a guardian article investigating why? A club that has wasted more money then any other continue to be fellated by the uk media. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Sir Ed Davey at PMQs: “can I also pick up a remark from the opposition about the by-election we're about to see in Clacton. I have to tell her I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface”

This is so obviously bollocks. Why are the guardian spreading maga propaganda? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Cup of tea? www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

This is quite a good book although sadly there's a typo on the front cover.

All the hate this cunt is responsible for and he cries like the coward he is when it’s up him. Send the fucker to prison. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

England red card.. So does the king call fifa now? Is that how this works?

All the Labour scandals don't just get washed away with the exchange of Burnham for Starmer. What's Burnham said he's gonna do about all of this...?

Had a lovely time slagging off the UK with a man who works for a fat orange rapist.

Does anyone actually want this shit? World Cup Half Time Show?!Why do they have to change absolutely everything to suit the American market? Do Americans even want this? Fuck off Infantino and Fuck off FIFA.

Didn’t take long for this ghoul to pop back up. Podcast and flip to the right incoming. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Sad day for nursing and in particular the RCN. Nurses being left behind by the union they continue to fund. I urge all nurses to join unison and leave the rcn. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

What utter shite. The bbc is bought and paid PR bollocks. Change the funding model. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

No cunt cares. Change your funding model and we’ll get a better idea of your value. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

It really doesn’t matter who Reform uses to do their vetting. They can only ever choose dickheads because only dickheads would apply. No one credible or decent would touch this hideous clownshow with a bargepole. Choosing Paul Nuttall is sublime though. (Private Eye)

Manny Jacinto please and thank you

Why does this guy not get mentioned more? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_...

Celeb spotting at the World cup belongs in the fucking sea.

Hmmmmmm www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Insanity www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I hope they have leopard repellent for their faces the thick idiots. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Mason, Kunnesberg, Derbyshire, Stone should be 1st. Then look at the ridiculous contract you’ve given Rooney to fart and shit his way through nonsense. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...

How the fuck is this a registered charity? iea.org.uk/about-us

How the fuck is this think tank a registered charity? www.rusi.org/about

This is the idiocy that's happening with EVERYTHING right now. Dumbfucks don't understand what it took to fix a problem so obviously, there wasn't a problem. The internet was a mistake.

modern day britain in a nutshell.

Classy folk. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You go ahead and have that 4th coffee. There's people out there doing crack.

No investigation No charges just swept under the carpet.

Good. Putins friends are no friend of Europe. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

White nationalism is on the rise in this country, and it is being openly peddled by politicians who are now considered mainstream

No words.

Bot. Delete and report.

Darren Jones ended up being a proper cunt like the rest of the blue tories. What shame considering his background. Money corrupts all.

Leaving the ECHR, will weaken protections for all in society. That’s the end goal. Then they will usher in freeports, SEZ’s, data centres, zero hours contracts, no employment protections, state surveillance. All in the name of protecting us. When we already have protections…

“Radical centre”. FUCK OFF.

The UFC fight on the South Lawn will be the largest gathering of domestic abusers and sexual predators in White House history.

Who rattled this fossils cage. Fella looks like he’s been sharing the fake tan with trumpet. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Here’s Harriet parroting the telegraph.

After a long Memorial Day Weekend posting insipid memes online POTUS participates in ‘Executive Time’ & ‘Policy Meetings’ (another term for executive time) until a 7pm dinner in the ‘Rose Garden Club’, this isn’t a presidency, it’s grifting op for a drug-addicted, racist old man.

Squeeze as much out of the dead guy as possible. What utter vermin. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

100m from the Tyne.