Michael's posts are always great reading. Cracking, this.

As a big Slovenia guy, very happy with the mixed ski jump there. Always been a favourite sporting discipline of mine.

Kenneth Walker dressed as Tony Soprano there.

Boring isn't it, sitting in the County Ground away seats with your life. Not for me, I like it.

At first glance i thought The Man with the Stick was on at the opening cezza just now.

Just burgling @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social's front parlour (NOT a euphemism), anyone want owt?

I'm already cranking out #ArmchairGobshiteExpert views on the curling.

Has 'Last Night of the Gaz Proms' been done? Seems a (Jean-Pierre) tap-in.

Your government is murdering innocent people. At least boo the national anthem Denver, you fucking cowards.

@footballcliches.bsky.social gold

Producer of 'On Safari', 1984

Strange pic, but mulling this. 'Will there be food, Jimmy?' 'Nee picnic'

Arbeloa going for the Paul Calf jacket sleeve set-up, got to respect it.

The unseen episode of Desmond’s where their plane crashes and they run out of food

Sure i once saw a prog act called Jayne Mansfield and the Chiswick Flyover. #onlyconnect

Are you even alive if you don't bellow TO SEE UNITED IN DIVISION FOUR when Dead End Street is on the wireless?

Lord Flashheart's wild era.

Caught a snippet from two fellas talking at the match earlier. 'It's like John Wick for women'. Love to know what it is.

Huh. Hadn't even realised its the Derby della Grown Men today.

Understand this prospect us WELSH, has a STRONG TAN and and a Cup Winners Cup MEDAL.

Got a headache just reading the headline.

My favourite thread so far this year. Some gems here.

Is Denzil Perry behind this

'Sunrisers Leeds' you say? Fred Trueman didn't die for this.

Chris Wilder doubly furious, he missed Tom Skinner's mens mental health walk for that.

Well in big Myles.

'Yes, Mrs Levinson'

Great start for @captainflack.bsky.social as batting consultant for the Sydney Thunder (0 for 2 off 2)

Picture of the staff who operate my account

Christopher Lee was at the last public guillotining in France; and the last person to be guillotined could have seen Star Wars beforehand

Nice out this morning.

If only Mooms was here. 'Carse at three?!'

Xmas Apprentice getting heavy promotion. Reminded of how early series winner treats were stuff like helicopter trips to the Monaco GP, then it went credit crunch-conscious, 'i've laid on a £50 bar tab at a Harvester'.

Have the Yorkshire lot srarted going on about stand pie yet?

Seen two roadrage incidents in an hour. <sings like Grouty> 'Tiii-iidings of comfort and joy!'

Smoothflow Criminal

'We think it'll only get worse, so we're going to have a bat, Nass.'

Boundary countback victory.

The Tingle Creek Chase must be one of the best horse race names. That and the Cesarewitch.

I don't see a lot of Barclays and Lindow Man on the co-comms is a reminder why. Decent game tho.

The stupidity of some of this team is as damning an indictment of public school education as you'll see.

'Are pundit pumps the new tan rewinds? - me for the Gentlemen's Quarterly.

Smoth really ballsed that up with the time-wasting, took their heads out of the game.

No one ever needs to hear from Bradley Haddin.

Ah man, Robin Smith.

December means it's time to share this classic again. 'I was off my trumpet' www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Bloody hell that was quick. <awaits Leeds tweets>

Really thought my quid at a million to one on Wood stsying fit was cash in the bank, what a fool I've been!

Done a bit on a new book on Red Star Paris here - still a few hours to win a free copy... theblizzard.co.uk/your-star-wi...