Smoothflow Criminal

'We think it'll only get worse, so we're going to have a bat, Nass.'

Boundary countback victory.

The Tingle Creek Chase must be one of the best horse race names. That and the Cesarewitch.

I don't see a lot of Barclays and Lindow Man on the co-comms is a reminder why. Decent game tho.

The stupidity of some of this team is as damning an indictment of public school education as you'll see.

'Are pundit pumps the new tan rewinds? - me for the Gentlemen's Quarterly.

Smoth really ballsed that up with the time-wasting, took their heads out of the game.

No one ever needs to hear from Bradley Haddin.

Ah man, Robin Smith.

December means it's time to share this classic again. 'I was off my trumpet' www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Bloody hell that was quick. <awaits Leeds tweets>

Really thought my quid at a million to one on Wood stsying fit was cash in the bank, what a fool I've been!

Done a bit on a new book on Red Star Paris here - still a few hours to win a free copy... theblizzard.co.uk/your-star-wi...

More of this. Classic old time Boundary Park main stand action.

Got half an eye on the poverty slot game, some fun. Goalie in a mask just dropped a right bollock. #Analysis

Joe Cole's just accused Guardiola of playing 3D chess.

'A corned beef man in a small plates world' is so #hmhb i'm already semi-singing it to two of their songs.

Big Match Revisited, Terry Venables warding off the Roker chill in a natty leather, ad board for Geordie Home Brew. Champion.

I'm as much a Maradonaman as the next dude, but seemingly there's now a law that you can't sell pizza without using his image. Feels box-ticky.

The Texas Theatre in Oak Cliff, Dallas. Today they’re showing the same double bill they showed on 22-11-63, when Oswald was arrested here

62 Years Ago Today:

it's ashes eve. get your prep done today so you can follow this morning routine from our turbo team, crafted for maximum efficiency and productivity. be more turbo.

Touch of Michael Mellon about that.

Rita Fairclough finally snaps.

New code of conduct just dropped at the Willy Wonka factory

Angels United are a football club built out of unspeakable grief. They're also turning loss into legacy and Oldham Athletic are helping them. A story to make your heart swell. inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

I missed this, did Sheffield enforce the follow on?

Sheldon Rankins rumble.

It's Thursday and that can mean only one thing; a new blog is up. This week we learn about a (nearly) explosive fanzine and look back at the pickles fanzines got them self into and the excuses they used to get out of said pickles. footballfanzineculture.blog/2025/11/06/e...

Scszezny looking increasingly like Clarence Beeks.

A week ago, I was in Bologna station, thinking ah there's a load of kids together in maroon trackies. Then realised it was the actual Torino squad. When did footballers start looking so young? (Yes I know the answer)

JACK SAWYER, THE HERO!!!

Was that you i heard on the Cliches pod @trigg5.bsky.social ? Lovely stuff.

Any of you losers ever used Ticketswap app as a buyer for European stuff? Looks ok but always fearful of Marcus Brody-ing these things.

Last night's UD. Please share if you're able to :-)

David Woodhouse keeping it professional here. 'Something mysterious' indeed.

'And a plague fell upon a retail park, and a storm broke over Henman Hill...'

Brisk walking is an athletics event. I've seen it

Some absolute getting in on the act from Okera Simmonds here @footballcliches.bsky.social

Howard Wilkinson, pioneer for the scene.

Oooh, 'Davey' Warner's unleashed a take using a line that was funny for about an hour more than two years ago.

America innit. This lad's teammate challenged a robber last year and got shot in the chest. Still had a decent season.

Saw on bbc 'Storm Amy approaching' and my first thought was to check if @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social had done a Duty Free-related post. #blueskycoded

A double 10am ticket scramble. Absolutely exhausted now.

Heard Woolfinder's leading a mob over on the first flight today to stop this uncouth nonsense. '200 together in the America end lad'

Has it got spicy at the golf?