Sam
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Journalist. Don't believe in cod.
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I'm sat in Nottingham's grottiest Caffe Nero with a hangover and they're playing a strange operatic version of 'Days' on the piped music. Just off to update my LinkedIn profile.
4 days ago
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Went for a work breakfast meeting thing this morning at 8am and we both had sausage rolls so don't try and tell me the economy isn't growing.
5 days ago
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U wot m8?
5 days ago
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Aaron Rupar
6 days ago
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
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Merry Christmas!
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6 days ago
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Christmas is cancelled.
7 days ago
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This is no life.
10 days ago
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John Pfaff
11 days ago
My mom's really been pestering us for Christmas ideas for our kids, who can be tough to get stuff for. But I hadn't thought of steel.
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We've all been there.
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11 days ago
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Call me old-fashioned, but I'm quickly coming around to the idea that Keir Starmer is as thick as pig shit.
11 days ago
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Just ordered my traditional post-Christmas, pre-NYE skip.
13 days ago
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FIFA piss prize,
#morelike
16 days ago
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John Oxley
16 days ago
I suspect you have to be quite racist to stand out as "the racist guy" at a boys public school of the 1980s.
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Ffs.
18 days ago
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Some absolute renegade edgelord over on LinkedIn has started a poll about whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas film or not.
18 days ago
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MrPaulRobinson
19 days ago
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Yeah, I'll bet they've fucking retired.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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12 police officers would have faced gross misconduct cases over Hillsborough, says watchdog
None of the former officers accused by the IOPC will face disciplinary proceedings because they have all retired
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/dec/02/12-police-officers-would-have-faced-gross-misconduct-cases-over-hillsborough-says-watchdog
19 days ago
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#nowplaying
20 days ago
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52 today. Solid first present.
20 days ago
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The state of some of these footballers.
21 days ago
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#nowplaying
Flawless stuff.
23 days ago
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Just had the gambling industry feeling sorry for itself in my inbox.
24 days ago
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I mean we've all published the Budget a couple of hours early if we're honest about it.
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25 days ago
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Something of a revelation in the (excellent) Mike Joyce book.
28 days ago
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The so-called "architects" have gone too far this time.
about 1 month ago
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Another normal day in the US of A.
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about 1 month ago
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Phil Burton-Cartledge
about 1 month ago
"... dwelling on the past alibis the present. Starmer can't attack Farage now as a racist as, quite deliberately, Labour's attacks on refugees leapfrog Reform."
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The Uses of Farage's Schoolboy Racism
Have you seen the latest revelations about Nigel Farage? Brace yourselves. He was, apparently, a bit racist at school . According to an expo...
https://averypublicsociologist.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-uses-of-farages-schoolboy-racism.html
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DAISY CUTTER
about 1 month ago
it's ashes eve. get your prep done today so you can follow this morning routine from our turbo team, crafted for maximum efficiency and productivity. be more turbo.
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Aaron Rupar
about 1 month ago
Todd Blanche always looks like he just shit his pants and is deliberating next steps
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It is with a heavy heart that I must report that The Guardian is AT IT AGAIN.
about 1 month ago
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Just bought myself a pair of overalls to "do some jobs in the garden".
about 1 month ago
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Fuck a duck!
about 1 month ago
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If that centre forward for Scotland went for the last bit of cake I’d probably let him have it.
about 1 month ago
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With the half the internet down, this is the perfect time to release my debut album.
about 1 month ago
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New shop opening in the precinct; looking forward to seeing what they sell.
about 1 month ago
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This better not be shit.
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
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David Nicholls to adapt The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ for BBC
One Day author leading writing team bringing one of the best-known literary creations of the 1980s to life
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/nov/17/david-nicholls-to-adapt-the-secret-diary-of-adrian-mole-aged-1334-for-bbc#:~:text=A%20writing%20team%20led%20by,teenage%20life%20in%20British%20suburbia
about 1 month ago
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Just had some great post.
about 1 month ago
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MrPaulRobinson
about 1 month ago
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Hang on...this is right up there an'all.
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about 1 month ago
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It simply doesn't get any better than this.
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about 1 month ago
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Dr Eleanor Janega
about 1 month ago
Congratulations to Labour who have won the coveted Tommy Robinson endorsement. Excited for sensibles to explain to me why I have to vote for the people enacting actual fascist policy.
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Simon
about 1 month ago
A pack of 50 sausage rolls with a Matchbox car free inside. We used to be a proper country.
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Got a whole 24 hours tomorrow without The Children.
about 1 month ago
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The Rochdale Kiki Dee on
#TOTP
there. Lisa Stansfield, not Miles Hunt.
about 1 month ago
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You really can tell the popularity of a government by the faces on the young people they make stand around on the shop floor for a photo opportunity.
about 1 month ago
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Far be it from me to say that The Grown-ups have run out of things to write on about footy, but…
about 1 month ago
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This highly-relatable spat between two of the principled hard men of British politics is truly gripping and will no doubt have echoes into eternity.
about 1 month ago
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Big shout out to the bloke in the gym changing rooms just now tucking in to a packet of Cadbury's Mini Rolls.
#eatclean
about 1 month ago
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The ideal record to listen to while you’re air-frying fish fingers.
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about 1 month ago
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