Breaking: *Asif Aziz's mass evictions of Londoners appear to be BACK ON *Sadiq Khan personally demands immediate response from the landlord *Leading homelessness charity cuts ties with the Aziz family and refuses donation *Questions over legality of paperwork www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-...

Interesting UEFA report on clubs’ finances. Pretty chilling for Chelsea fans 😃

Harsh but not wildly unfair www.football365.com/news/arsenal...

There’s a horrific bantertastic potential outcome here, but don’t hate this draw.

Can't get a posh job - blame the "woke" establishment. Can't get a shag - blame the "unregulated sexual economy". Lose a by-election - blame cheating. Anything else - blame immigrants. Reform really is the party of excuses for mediocre white men.

Big shout out to my jihadi comrades in arms

They were. Yes prediction markets are a potential source of corruption and the involvement of Thiel and co makes them seem dodgy. But there’s something potentially useful here.

Hello darkness my old friend...

Goodwin taking it well I see

All 3 parties (having talked up chances) are briefing more nervously. Reform's Goodwin made a statement questioning if this was a free and fair by-election In 2015, Ukip said Oldham by-election defeat "bent" (lost by 10k) then failed to pursue any formal complaint www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...

Odds drifting slightly away from Greens to Reform.

Echoing Nick Watts, Zack Polanski appears to be preparing us for a Green failure to take Gorton and Denton. #Newsnight

entirely unimprovable execution by the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social social team

Are they beginning to get it?

Yeah, why was that, Ian?

14 years old.

I really need the bookies to be right on this one

After the BAFTA’s thing, decided to check the film out. Really good.

Where are these missing files should be the biggest story on the planet

I mean looking at the world I can see where they’re coming from

New cookbook

Have just bought 2 tickets for my daughter to see Maisie Peters in Leeds because 11am is too early for her to get up to sort for herself. My parents can never know about this.

Day kicking off with an email about the Sex Pistols 50th anniversary tour. Could anything be more on-brand?

“This poll was commissioned by Restore Britain”. A serious polling company would not do this.

Helluva investigation by @npr.org on how the DOJ "scrubbed from public view" multiple Epstein files that implicate Trump including in a case involving a 13 year old girl. NPR showing it's work like this is important:

This is interesting. One of the big political papers says this week’s by-election is too close to call. The bookies think the Greens have a lock on the seat. www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Worse. A licence *not* to fuck incels.

Absolute binfire of a human being, but hankering after the glory days and intellectual ferment of … Iain Duncan Smith?

‘Man Utd’s £207m strike force pays dividends with goal to echo glory years’ apparently. Seems a fair reaction to a 1-0 win over Everton. #Mediawatch 👇 www.football365.com/news/michael...

Men would rather hit themselves in the face with a hammer than go to therapy

Idiot child demonstrating that respectable exam results are no sign of actually being a grown up. She left her keys in London at the weekend. We’re currently tracking them on their AirTag through the post.

How do they know he wasn’t just going out with some friends who like to wear ties with leather jackets?

Get in!

Yusuf to confirm Reform do threaten to deport people with permanent status. Abolishing indefinite leave to remain will apply retrospectively to Commonwealth + non-European migrants: a mostly non-white group of 430k (Reform to exempt Europeans with settled status - 90% white - given UK/EU treaty)

Quite a pre-game speech there from the Spurs stadium announcer. "Sometimes there's a fire to be lit. They're nervous as hell. We're calm. We're ready..."

The NLD might have been the day’s grudge match, but the NAD runs it close

One of the enduring legends surrounding Jeffrey Epstein is that he inadvertently knocked over the first domino in the subprime meltdown. But the Epstein files show the accepted history around his Bear Stearns fund stakes isn't true. The real story is nearly as wild, tho: www.ft.com/content/6901...

Funny old game, football.

Russians try to not steal something challenge

The real numbers are about 160k (0.2% of people, one 1 in 500) who speak essentially no English, and around one million (1.4%, or 1 in 70) who don't speak it confidently.

He does.

Arsenal fans be like

Accompanied by a GoFundMe Boat so Greenlanders can beg for someone to pay for their treatment.

"pose for a stock photo, it's 50 quid to just hang out with your mates"

a guy who claimed to be named John Barron and sounded a lot like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's tariff decision and call Hakeem Jeffries "a dope" (John Barron is a pseudonym Trump has used for himself when talking to journalists)

“The guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”

Could have sworn they wiped out Iranian nuclear capabilities last year

Well this has upset me

London’s “worst mass eviction in recent history” is underway; hundreds of households across London told to get out of their homes this week by the same landlord, ahead of the renters rights act. The landlord? Billionaire Asif Aziz’s Criterion Capital. www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-...

WWJD when somebody actually means it