Are we now happy he's bombing Iran because that means he has fewer bombs left for Greenland?

Dr Jekyll is back today

We're to assume they're not planning on going for the island/ uranium tonight so? Anyone else imagining if Josef Stalin had had his own social media platform how different it would have been from this?

You could be forgiven for thinking America attacked Iran to secure the Strait of Hormuz.

I’m beginning to think he’s dragging the FIFA Peace Prize into disrepute.

If you don't want to be prosecuted for the murder of civilians you always have the option of like, not murdering the civilians to begin with. If your issue is the delay in prosecution, maybe don't engage in covering up those crimes for decades?

What's the correct course of action to take when your husband plays dumb and insists he didn't know that the turnip he was told was for an Otttelonghi dish for tomorrow, and which he was not to put in the soup, was "the swede" which he put in the soup?

Which side of this are the deranged "religious" zealots again?

I struggle to see how pensioners holding placards commit terrorism offences, I struggle to see how this is not a terrorism offence.

Isn't this a bit like Usain Bolt putting Max Verstappen in charge of athletics? I mean JD obviously has his own particular skills, but have we reason to believe he's good at fraud?

We're officially in purge territory now?

My conspiracy theory is that it's not the same tortoise - unless that's the world's biggest iPad. But you FOOLS believe what you want!

Marco Rubio declared that under the Constitution being born in the USA does not make you a citizen unless your parents are citizens. Marco Rubio's parents were Cuban immigrants who were NOT citizens at the time of his birth. Do you think Marco will now self-deport?

This can't be true. If it was that Cork shower would never have shut up about it and I never heard it before today.

"We've got cheese at home."

i appear to have asked a question akin to "how do Rebel Alliance schoolteachers feel about Darth Vader?"

Does this mean there's then nothing to stop him invading Greenland?

Imagine the poor kids in school with this oafish bully, and he's totally oblivious to the fact he'll be being called in for a word with the headmaster in due course

I hope all those people who said the US had done no planning for war in Iran will now apologise. www.ft.com/content/744e...

The EU is fine with ethnic cleansing these days, clearly not a breach of the trade agreement

oh now SUDDENLY he hates it when you tax international trade

I'm now fully behind House MD. Every statement from belligerents and adjacents is viewed as a lie, even Zelensky talking about Russia providing intel has me reaching for the tinfoil. I know some of them mst be telling the truth sometimes but I'm assuming they're all lying most of the time.

@omrimarian.bsky.social Just pondering, if the SC removes birthright citizenship does that g0b$h!t€ Boris Johnson (and numerous others) get his tax back off the IRS?

That’s an excellent question.

You may recall the serious allegations by Reform about voting offences at the Gorton and Denton by-election. This detailed thread sets out what happened next. All too late, and this won’t get the same circulation as the original allegations.

Why does the EU still have a trade agreement with this country?

Do you know how annoying a person has to be for a Franciscan friar to suggest burning them at the stake?

Ehm....

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

I guess there's one sure fire way to figure it out, I've already seen an Iranian instructional video made using lego

Are they going to be gene screening the men too?

war_iran_final-blow_v1.pdf war_iran_final-final-blow-v2.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1).pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1) APPROVED.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL (1).pdf

We need to ban reality TV, that's patient zero in all this, and we need to do it before Claudia Winkleman decides to enter politics.

What was it Wilde said, To get bombed during one set of talks may be regarded as misfortune, to get bombed during two looks like carelessness?

The repeated conversations will be familiar to anyone with elderly relatives no longer in control of their faculties.

I shouldn't start getting my hopes up that they're going to build a golf course (with no windfarms in sight) up there to lure him to the moon?

Well, I'm sure all of us can feel safer now they've excluded vulnerable minority kids from partaking in a hobby with their friends.

Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this

Oh those Israeli *checks notes* Government ministers are such naughty rascals

They talk out loud about genocide and ethnic cleansing, and the world is supposed to do what, consider Smotrich a bit of a cheeky rascal?

I assume that the Iranians would want the only written recipe for Diet Coke and Filet-o-fish, as hostages, before agreeing to meet in person? I'd have suggested one of Trump's sons but he probably cares more about his junk food.

Can I ask journalists. Please if you're copying Trump's message, can you change it to lower case, for our collective mental health. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Shot

Liz Truss must be absolutely gutted she didn't think of this

Poor Ukraine. They hate Iran, for cause, but Hungary under Orban stole their gold and blocked their loan....

My TL is full of skeets as to whether the US could take Kharg, but I've yet to see any skeet as to how doing so opens the Straits of Hormuz. Anyone any ideas?

Israel’s license to commit war crime upon war crime without any significant sanction from Western powers is not only a source of shame for them, but the likely cause of many terrible consequences down the road.

So they're now admitting the problem isn't short term?