Probably not too impressed with Captain VonTrapp failing to take command of his boat in The Sound of Music as well.

He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”

I see Springsteen has named his new tour 'No Kings'. And still there'll be lads in the comments telling him to ditch the politics.

Hey @ianbetteridge.com somebody's breaking your law. 🚨🚨🚨

I'm guessing Irish America will most likely just want ICE agents to be issued with one of these cards. Otherwise 'meh'.

Look, I know Neil has to follow his muse'n'all that but frankly the new CH stuff, all double tracked falsetto vocals etc can get in the sea. *THIS* remains a mighty listen though.

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Life comes at you fast. Not, it would appear, as fast as some discarded phalluses though...

One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about. Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards. From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:

This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social

All politics is local.

OK, first, the good news is that this was, with no exaggeration, just the most fun my entire family has had watching the telly together in an unmeasurable amount of time. Also, a fully rat-danced rendition of Blinded By The Lights was something I never knew I needed.

"chugging wine" man needs to get in the fucking sea, post haste.

Show me something more perfect. You can’t x

"here we all are now, all the lads..."

It’s crazy how for 30 years, Disney has been trying to do something with the Muppets that clicks, and they finally realized “Hey, what if we just did The Muppet Show?” They really should just do one of these quarterly, surprise drop them, and make everyone happy.

New Muppets is looking good. Hoping there's some Veterinarian Hospital and Pigs in Space

Six nights now. This is difficult But hours spent with all *waves hands around* this going on, having it shunted to the back of my head is just lovely.

The United States, currently tear-gassing crowds, gerrymandering votes and putting children in concentration camps, has some thoughts about our election system. They can fuck off, and when they’ve done that they can fuck off a bit further.

In reality, of course, the leadership of Antifa be far closer to...

And exactly WHEN were you friggers going to tell me that my beloved YR sauce was now gluten free? #speirgorm

Gosh. In the wake of all this Epstein stuff, you'd wonder what Broadsheet.ie would have made of it all, wouldn't you #speirgorm

My fave Kubrick anecdote: David Prowse on acting in A Clockwork Orange: 'So you want me to carry Patrick Magee, who weighs 17Olbs, plus the wheelchair, another 30lbs, so 200lbs, down the stairs & then do a dialogue scene?' 'Yeah, you can do it.' 'I know but your name isn't One Take Kubrick, is it?'

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

As @andraswf.bsky.social says "imagine losing the moral high ground to Sepp Blatter!"

Nostalgia may well "not be a strategy", but it's nice to go back to being 12 again the odd time.

They didn't like Biden and they like Trump. That's the key difference.

This is an *exceptional* piece of work, and ought to be borne in mind when looking at literally any online ragebait in future. A TikTok account that professed to be highlighting how 'illegal immigrants get free housing in London' was… well, not that at all. www.londoncentric.media/p/tiktok-lon...

The nearest couch store?

that right there? that's a man with a union

Isn't this a telling aspiration? To want robots to look after your kids, so you can do stuff, rather than robots to do stuff, so you can spend time with your kids? The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.

What a Dow drop of 800 can do

This one obvs Welcome to my home page ! Kiss you !!!!!!!!!!!! share.google/e5U7moQyoSjj...

Important thread

Jesus, stop making me like Ryanair's carry on. Carry on, Ryanair

Do *not* make me take O'Leary's side you prick!

"l no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

Channel 4 throws the best shade. Perhaps better shade than anyone has ever seen. Big strong broadcasters walk up to Channel 4 executives with tears in their eyes and say Sir, this is great shade.

Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.

It pains me to say it but it's time for FIFA to rescind its recent Peace Prize.

How many horses had to die to produce the amount of glue huffed by this lad; it's the only rational explanation.

This is precisely what the Anti-Coercion Tool was designed for. This is the "Break Glass" scenario. If not now, then you will never use it, and everybody will know that you will never use it.

"soon after, Ireland was invited to join the UK"

This is nice but I feel they’ve missed a trick by not including a cord in her back that you can pull to make her say “Twisted flax please, Victoria”

Entering Conference Call

I presume the 'for' in "for Americans" doesn't mean "on behalf of".