This. A billion times this.

Before and after.

Hey @anniewestdotcom.bsky.social we might need you to do another wee pic of something being fucked out of a window...

JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING POST OFFICE HOURS JESUS CHRIST

It's kinda like 'Hoover' coming to mean dumping shite all over your sitting room carpet, isn't it.

Good Christ. Does Lycos still work, I wonder.

Cllr. Tom McDonnell of Kildare was at today's far right rally in London he said, and I'm not joking, there's never been any problems between Ireland and Britain, and no issues with Irish immigrants in the UK he then gave Tommy Robinson a letter from "the Elders of Ireland" to pass to Donald Trump

I think the UK entry is a risky idea #Eurovision

An urban myth I like is the guy who was asked by his girlfriend to join the mile high club, and he refused because he thought it was some sort of customer loyalty plan and he hated filling out forms.

Make wearing, buying, or selling these things an offence. Just do it. There’s no social value to them whatsoever, only harm.

We call this design 'Kicking Random Man Up The Arse.' €5 from every sale goes directly to the World Food Programme's Palestine appeal >>> https://waterfordwhispers.shop/products/arse-kicked

Druid is a touring theatre company based in the west of Ireland. For those of us who experienced a wonderful and baffling few minutes thinking that the University of Galway was hiring a druid.

Dexys 1am Runners

So, what, Apple Corps back in Saville Row? Crikey. @stevenc63.bsky.social @beatlespod.bsky.social

"Our entire business model is stealing produce from every grocery store in the world and then selling it back to you in different configurations. We understand that some of the produce we sell back to you is rotten and moldy — the blame solely rests on the grocery stores we robbed."

Meanwhile, in this week's Irish album charts, a threat to decent, law-abiding society is just pipped to the top spot by Kneecap. Chart data: www.irma.ie#chartTab2

do any religious texts mention golden idols anywhere

www.maptap.gg May 6 98🎯 88🎉 95🏅 87🎉 71😂 Final score: 850 Addictive

Kubrick's ‘The Shining’ and ‘The Muppet Show’ were filming next door to each other at Elstree Studios, and that’s how Danny Lloyd got to visit and hang with Kermit in 1979.

They sort of did...

Happy 13th anniversary to that terrible misunderstanding at a WI meeting.

Wasn't there a snail that could nip up to the nearest school and raise the alarm?

"In the UK we called it 'Boss Cat' because we had a cat food brand called 'Top Cat' which, of course, was problematic for a publicly-funded BBC. However, it was lost on nobody that, whatever it was called, it was basically just Sergeant Bilko with cats, and that is what unites our countries today."

‘Trampling to death pricks with rifles helps to keep their numbers under control’ insists African Elephant. An elephant in Gabon has defended the trampling to death of a 75-year-old American millionaire big game hunter “sometimes you have to cull the idiots to keep their numbers down.” ► #NewsThump

So sad to see an animal caught in a snare trap

Declassified files also show that senior civil servants wanted to express regret for Bloody Sunday as far back as the early 1990s - but were opposed by other officials, MI5, and ministers. One said if they ditched Widgery then the alternative was "soldiers committed mass murder”.

LOVE this. Once I was walking in the Phoenix Park with a visiting college friend. A passing jogger tutted in disapproval and said, as only a Dub can, ‘Ah here, would you ever hold her hand.’ We laughed but he took my hand. Some shenanigans ensued; our 20th wedding anniversary is in September.

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This looks great

"At the heart of this technology is a black box into which questions go & out of which answers are given —but we’re not allowed to see what precisely goes on inside". Sobering piece by @sjamcbride.bsky.social on how Musk's Grokopedia is rewriting knowledge www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/comment/opin...

Well now fuckit. Neil Sedaka. THERE was a man who could write a fucking tune and a half

Best Absolutely sketch? youtu.be/G1ZMN1hBBqM?...

How does he sleep at night?

Exactly this. The Housemartins were better, of course

'in memory of my late father' isn't the reason you get ashes on Ash Wednesday, and if Fionnan doesn't know that, he deserves to be Catholic Shamed. Just not the way it thinks.

Probably not too impressed with Captain VonTrapp failing to take command of his boat in The Sound of Music as well.

He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”

I see Springsteen has named his new tour 'No Kings'. And still there'll be lads in the comments telling him to ditch the politics.

Hey @ianbetteridge.com somebody's breaking your law. 🚨🚨🚨

I'm guessing Irish America will most likely just want ICE agents to be issued with one of these cards. Otherwise 'meh'.

Look, I know Neil has to follow his muse'n'all that but frankly the new CH stuff, all double tracked falsetto vocals etc can get in the sea. *THIS* remains a mighty listen though.

😂

Life comes at you fast. Not, it would appear, as fast as some discarded phalluses though...

One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about. Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards. From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:

This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social

All politics is local.