fair play to Martin, using RIP dot ie the way the lord intended #speirgorm

When you find that perfect spot

I prefer their version, tbh.

Every health-related decision by this administration feels absolutely like deliberate and malicious malpractice

As do I!

Tis fantastic to see @theauldsthretch.bsky.social

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

Irish person describing January

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

A brilliant tribute to David Attenborough on his birthday www.instagram.com/reel/DYExaH2...

Interesting that in the US you pay different prices whether using cash or card. Can’t think of “official” examples in Ireland?

The UK election reminded me of my most liked tweet, from just after the last general election there

Seen a few posts about Sir David Attenborough not being able to play Lego any more. It seems Lego noticed this too and put out this new image allowing him to continue using Lego well beyond his centennial! Happy 100th birthday Sir David Attenborough, an absolute national treasure

I love when an act you have never heard of pop into your Apple Music feed and blow you away. The below song by Ashe and Billie Eilish’s brother about love in an apocalyptic California is magnificent and I am totally captivated by their album The Dream. Warm lovely music for trying times

“Canvas is down” “In tents?” “Yes it certainly is”

Yep

Trump was supposed to have an on camera event with the president of Brazil at 11:15am today. It is now nearly 2pm. The president of Brazil is at the White House. But nobody knows what's going on.

If the new film of The Odyssey doesn’t feature some one-eyed cheese-inventing I for one will be very disappointed.

I can’t keep this strait but now some stalemate is taking the tolls not Iran?

Not sure I’ve seen better use of the periodic table

On #starwars day (May the Fourth be with you!) I am reminded of two times I got really schooled on Twitter by people who didn’t get the joke. One was If Cork is the Rebel County why does it have an Imperial Hotel? The other was….

“It’s a trap”

Feck

I think about this all the time.

It’s genuinely impossible to articulate exactly how nuts this all is

Rewatching Chernobyl and it’s so intense I feel like I might have a meltdown myself. Seriously, what an unbelievably well done show - utterly compelling and horrifying

Apparently he’s even deepening the bunkers in Doonbeg #speirgorm

I’d give out about this but that would be hippo-critical of me

The claim that he has served three terms as president -- not the usual lie that he was elected three times, but that he has actually served three terms -- seems to contradict the claims that he passed the dementia test.

It’s the casual indifference that gets me

when you're not reading the room

My brother shared this in the family whatsapp so coming to a work place near you the best email ever

ACTUAL KING SAYS NO KINGS!!! 😱

Sometimes the universe isn’t subtle with the metaphors

How many wolves would Wolf Blitzer blitz if Wolf Blitzer could blitz wolves?

Revenge of the s**t

“A second highly suspicious shooting incident has hit your presidency”

The phrase “no s**t Sherlock” never felt more apt to

Perfect timeline cleanser

My timeline is pretty united this morning

The iPhoney

They think they have the cards to beat that Strait but it’s actually a busted flush

Put to the sword? What is this, GAAme of Thrones?

It's today, today!

So sad to see an animal caught in a snare trap

Signs up again about not cutting Japanese knotweed. I’m confused. Is it a weed or knot a weed? Like your man Noah Kahan. Pick a lane. Should be either Noah Kahant or Yesah Kahan.

There it is!

Patron saint of copying people on emails (Joke so old he might have made it himself)