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Morning folx! On the way to office, urgh.. playing filthy music to cheer me up. Who remembers Peaches!

I just asked my daughter what is the best advice I ever gave her and she quoted this:

Had a minor meltdown in Specsavers 😂

If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

Oops. No piccadilly line this weekend past osterley - birthday shenanigans might be off 🤪 if it is i won't mind, got a cracking headache and want to go back under the duvet

Rich Nipples United States, Census, 1930

Remember when john inverdale said" rose cunted spectacles" whilst commentating on the tennis and then tried to make it better by saying " im sorry I was thinking of something else"

All-timer wikipedia article

Excellent nurse, well done NHS ✅️ now for the prescription sweet tea and a verrrry lazy day 😎

The one morning I can have a lie in. Been awake ages 😠

Friday Friday Fridaaaaay! I'm as happy as Larry. Mawning! 🥳🥳🥳

I'm about 30 mins behind you lot but hearing Angeria say "Curventry" is all i ever needed 😂 Give Angeria her own tv show! #RPDRUK7

Today's work day in a gif...

@safety.bsky.app Hi, was wondering if you are considering making private account options possible so we can pre-approve followers and not be visible to all/ everyone? Thanks!

Share your favourite black and white movie

I bought an old paperback off Ebay and it arrived today, wrapped in newspaper, then 2 cardboard pieces, then a sheet of printer paper, sealed in brown paper-tape 😂 with a thank you note inside written on back of this 😂

My Bsky's fuckerood. Anyone else?!

Robert Carlyle's on the morning tv.... that accent

@cheekybudgie.bsky.social here's that Rihanna tune that has Avril Lavigne sampled 🥳😂 youtu.be/ZR0v0i63PQ4?...

Jesus what a sight, it's like listening to some old dude propped up at a bar in an airport

May I venture to suggest “Toward that white line 100 metres in front of you”?

5pm!

Morning 😴 office day, schmoffice day. And away. We. Go....

What I’m wearing to the Rapture.

When's this rapture? I'm very busy

First work message today telling me a big office day tomorrow with more meetings and loadsa people whyyyyyyyyy! Noooooooo! Aaaaaaaaaargh 😭

Happy chilly equinox day folx xx hope you get to kick some autumn leaves and wear some bobble hats

Being an arse is a choice. Don't ruin the party 😘

Morning morning. It's World Peace Day so peace and love to you all ✌️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♂️ stay zen!

Great English Phrases - no. 1 ‘I’ve got some of that nice ham…’ Everyone knows exactly what sort of ham and thinks ‘mmmmm.’

Started the day right - been eyeing up a necklace on eBay with neon stones that i fancied wearing for the big bday - now purchased! I refuse to age gracefully!!! 🥳

@juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social my thoughts and hugs are with you today! Sending you all the love. Xx

Morning morning! Woke up thinking I had to work, but ahhh phew it's Saturdaaay! Have a lovely morning chums xx

Been streaming away on my new laptop, barely does anything except stream my tv... then it made a big loud buzzing noise and I got a blue screen of death! What would cause that, it's Lenovo w Windows 10 and it was literally bought for bugger all except streaming and browsing? No huge programs on it!

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

It's gonna be 26c here today! Who wants to jump on the train to The Capital - last chance summer in Hounslow, we can eat crisps in the Spoons garden 😎

If you like this pic, check out icon Susanne Barsch on Insta - i did a deep dive into her life last night. Legend!!! And I'd always assumed she was in her 40s-50s. I am astounded. She was a Club Kid which then confused me... basically NONE of us are old! Age doesn't exist!

Let's start the day right... Mi-Soul Radio singalong! 🎶🎶🎶

Also, because it's friday, we need a party pic... we can be these people 🥳

It's Talk Like A Pirate day on the music quiz, my friday chums! Have a go on this tune and see if you don't join in, singing like a pirate. It's time for a morning jig! 🕺🎶🕺🎶 youtu.be/K3SUPPeuRdU?...

What in GOD'S NAME are you all doing 😂 i have now heard most of you say Bath, New York and pooper scooper several times 😂

Hehe! Well there we go then.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social tell me things

Much work in the inbox today 😯

Morning lovelies. Woke super early, planes are landing on my roof this morning

What the hell just flew overhead?!! Earth shattering noise!!! *off to Skycards*

@cheekybudgie.bsky.social I bought a swimsuit! We're hotel-spa ready!!! 🥳🥳🥳