Thierno Barry’s friends assaulted by Evertonians in the away end. Fucking disgrace. Ban them for life.

Greatest keeper in the world

Arsenal are 10 points clear at the top. Jamie Redknapp thinks they have a good chance of winning the title #insighf #sketchers

Imagine being 16 and not heading that in on the line. The difference between state and private schooling that. The boring cunt.

This clip shows why so many people hated Revie’s Leeds. Imagine a team turning up at your home ground and taking the piss with that centre circle wave. The masters of shit-housery! 🤨👏🏻 #LUFC #70sLeeds #MOT #ALAW

Motherwell blowing it here

Jane MacDonald and James Martin on tv together - finally

Don’t watch ITV News at 10 often, but tonight’s is ace. Gently taking the fucking piss out of Trump. Delivering it in a dumbed down state that any buffoon who has been on the ale since Cheltenham Tuesday can follow it. Kudos

But the Germans were disorganised fascists....

Miserable bout of consent-manufacturing by Radio 4 for the banning of the Al-Quds Day march. Faisal Bodi gets treated like crap throughout and is strenuously prevented from pointing out the extensive ties John Woodcock/Lord Walner has to Israel & weapons companies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_bU...

That PSG ball boy needs a good solicitor

doing a Spursy

Real Madrid should hire John Beck from the 1990s, lovely bit of route one futbol

Well, this is my headline of the day. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Havertz celebrates then remembers he is too sad to celebrate #Respect

They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

As Ruby Walsh just said “we can bomb the shit out of the Middle East, why can’t we start a race on time at Cheltenham” #itvracing

It's no longer OK for you to sit in the house of Lords because your dad did. But if your mate put you there? That's fine. Neither of these really feel like democracy to me.

Imagine that Spurs dressing room now. Two lads don’t know what day of the week it is. Young GK still in tears probably.Gallagher in with Madrid chatting to his mates. Sort that lot out Igor mate.

“The spurs manager doesn’t hug his players when he subs them” Whoppers

Anyone got a link to a spurs fan tv channel? I need to listen to them moaning

Even Paul Rachubka made it to HT.

Has Baron Trump had a bet on this #Spurs

We did. Now I’ll settle for a complete dismantling

That’s some Spurs career Sixteen minutes

These spurs players really hate the spurs fans.

Bollocks. We want Spurs to win this don’t we lads ?

It's especially delightful that he couldn't be in court to receive news of yet another legal defeat because he was in custody in connection with an assault for which he has just been charged.

New York?

It is indeed Cleckheaton

Remarkable spot

In a boozer in a one horse town. Ordered a pint of Guinness. Then two lagers. Guess the order the lass behind the wickets tackled that order. Guess the town while you are at it

When I was a kid at Old Trafford and Atkinson was our manager. I THINK it was Birmingham fans. Anyway they serenaded him with Who's the fattest bastard in division one? It's you Ron Ron Ron, it's you Ron Ron "

bloke from down south on radio 2 quiz, described himself as a pork pie expert - he buys supermarket pies #EnglandHasFallen

US strikes may have turned Iran from a state with latent nuclear capability into one with a nuclear grievance. @rupalmehta.bsky.social @unlincoln.bsky.social for @lseusablog.bsky.social

Put out a second string with the sole purpose of injuring the key players. 🫡

Martin Lewis or WW3. Which would you prefer viewers? #NewsNight

Nobody likes a home team winning a pen shootout. No one

Penalties. Who will we face. The east end boys or the west end girls

Trump on 28 Feb: Regime change in Iran! Trump on 5 March: I have to choose the next Supreme Leader! Trump on 6 March: Unconditional surrender! 8 March: Iran appoints Khamenei's hardline son as Supreme Leader. Trump on 9 March: The war is very complete.

the bet lives on

Specialist subject? Fleabag. FFS #MasterMind

Has #CupraTV died. Has #omodaTV taken over? Thought I’d give this latest David Morrissey thing a go (it’s pure bobbins by the way) and noticed the lack of #cupra

The message sent by fans yesterday was perfect; those by the club sponsor/co-owner not so much. Along with hate, we must not allow Red Bull GmbH to be normalised at Leeds United. #lufc

Just learnt I’m older than the supreme leader of Iran. FFS

the western press is truly, truly ill.

Lynch him

Looking forward to wall to wall coverage of Leeds fans warmly applauding the lads who were breaking their fast pitch side tonight

Get home & beefburgers to swans. #lufc