That block by Ralston could be huge

Ralston and Neymar back together

After the match all I chat about down the pub are the final third entries Never shut up about them me

Isidor just scored a thunder bastard

Spoken like a true rapist.

That kid is not enjoying this love

Good to see they have tightened it up

Not even opened my bottle of ale yet !!!!

At the very least, just leave a mark, Scotland. Batter them!

5-0?

refs that hold the ball before blowing up for time

Get a proper job, you weirdo

*Bold prediction*. The winner of the World Cup will not come from Group B #DogShit

Cost of living crisis - update

All the Qatar ultras dressed the same tonight. Impressive coordination

To be fair, sometimes it was shite, other times it was really shite.........

“Marsch had a mixed time at Leeds”. Mixed? 😂😂😂

Do ITV know they are live to the nation?

Duncan is a tetchy beast tonight

Reform UK councillors have introduced a motion to rescind King's Lynn and West Norfolk's climate emergency declaration and deprioritise decarbonisation efforts The council were going to vote on it on Thursday But the meeting has been postponed due to extreme heat

When I was living in Switzerland, I filled in a questionnaire where it asked my main reason for moving abroad, and I just put "England Band".

Indecisive Dave reporting from the USA

I imagine pro-enterprise thinking is much easier when you inherit a multi-million pound empire of hotels and restaurants from your self-made dad

I'm far from being a royalist but I'd rank Charles way above a privately-schooled, Cambridge graduate gobshite little cunt off Sky fucking News.

Thomas Christiansen hands Zlatko Dalic a Panama shirt. The Croatian has nothing to give Thomas. Cheap bastard

BBC sacked all their sound engineers?

We have been poor since Starmer resigned

It might be the heat but did Guy Mowbray just say Prince Andrew was coming on for Ghana? #WorldCup

Has trump given partey man of the match yet

Imagine Lee Dixon & Giroud doing the half time analysts on this ?

There he is

Petition to ban Oasis songs from the telly

“Any chance we can gift him a penalty for that?”

If ITV announced the bubonic plague was back, it would be more welcoming than hearing the words today's commentary is from Matterface and Dixon

"nearly pulled off the goal of the tournament" - Lee Dixon needs sectioning

Great shot of the Portugal bench. Look how happy his team mates are for him as he celebrates the goal

Rapists are not role models #itv

Well done, they're 13

Everybody who loves football will be pleased he has scored this

The look of disgust on Ronaldo’s face when anyone else has a shot 😂

at last some good news

“The Arab Derby” 4000 km apart. On different continents. But a Derby apparantly

Algeria #KitWatch

The Reflecting Pool of Dorian Gray.

Heartwarming to see Fernando Muslera channeling both Bailey Peacock-Farrell and Kiko Casilla last night. He may have had 3-5 business days to stop the first, but that second goal in particular is just magnificent buffoonery. You can’t teach decision-making like that.

Joe Hart is a quality pundit

They droned on & on about how great these stadiums are for days. Bit of rain & now hear them moan

Do they still have a refreshment break in a monsoon?