Morning!

Seeing Gordon sitting there all dejected has proper cheered me up

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Got Bulgarian commentary. Miles preferable to the usual shite.

Really sad to hear that Meg Cox has died. She was an fine poet with many different registers. This poem of hers remains a top-notch, acerbic critique of the scene...!

East Midlands (a) #airportcans ruined by the surrounding accents

@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social bloody hell the lad is everywhere

My first ever game was Everton v Birmingham City, Howard's first game as manager. He was mentioned in the programme with all the new signings. I was in the top balcony and when Birmingham scored first I cried.

No YOU'RE crying at Bridgerton

This is the nicest Rosé I've ever had

*taps sign*

I think that's 7 England players now I've had to ask who they play for.

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Stop sending posh cunts on paid holidays

I've got a few ace hydration break picture but I'll probably be asleep

Bloke in the pub just about to order his 'waiting for the Chinese' pint, and the buzzer has gone off. His Mrs is in the loo and he's clearly torn as to whether to just pocket it and get the pint.

This series of US Traitors is ace

Someone has just knocked at my door and asked if Jesus has any relevance in my world.

Eleven years ago it was Swindon.

Nine years ago today I was on the way to Tanzania to watch Everton in a friendly.

The replies to this have restored my faith in Bluesky

WOOL

Wait, is he not Welsh?

Come on boys!

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@bertwooster.bsky.social has Mrs W got a birthday coming up?

There's an awful lot of fingering in Bridgerton.

I think the respect you apportion to someone in death should be equal to how those people treated others in life. Especially if those people used public platforms, and worse, positions as policy makers, to spout hate, bigotry, and to promote laws that caused pain, anguish, and often death to others.

Where's the Pendleton's Twicer? 🎵 There's nothing much nicer 🎵

Out of office on, lunchtime dumplings are gone!

Considering I has little to no interest in this tournament a few months ago I'm absolutely bereft that there's no match today

Martinez leaves Portugal, Moyes to Scotland...... it's on lads

Oh god, they're going to call tonight's game a derby aren't they?

Flagging now.

Hapless Energy Nobbled Dickhead Extra Rough Slipped Over Nightmare

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We'll be fine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁

Just remembering Stamp going viral with a story that Salah made the lads from McDonalds drive through put his change on the exhaust pipe. Not even close to his best work, but 👌

Not sure about the definition of big but think it must be Belfast. If Belfast is bigger than Aberdeen, which I think it is, but I haven't been to either 🤷‍♀️

The Arctic Monkeys rejected song drafts have been discovered in a dogshit bin in Sheffield town centre

Not a serious country