No surprises that the hapless casino manager in The Cage is an Evertonian

@thepatheticcasual.bsky.social had forgotten about this place near Mellards! Bet @hills71.bsky.social has never been here either!

Get the fuck in

Downloaded an app to identify bird song. No one tells you this about getting old.

Don't think I'd ever sober up if there was a scandal about Attenborough you know

Got the goods

Brewery on FB 'many of our beers are vegan, with gluten free and alcohol free options' Idiot 'do you sell any beers for normal people? Brewery 'we sell beer to anyone over 18' Idiot number 2 to idiot number 1 'you sir have won the internet' Get me away from this fucking cesspit of a country

As the far-right continues to rise it’s people like John who are doing the frontline work to stop them. An uplifting read in dark times

Not my ward, but that cunt Gullis is one of them.

@hills71.bsky.social just seen your seat come through, got to say though, I've had a lot of dealings with that Tory through work and as they go he's v decent. Did a lot of good stuff with us when he was MP. Imagine he's a solid hard working local chap.

Fuck off

Oh I say

Have had to put the heating on, absolutely frozen

Done my democratic duty. Total waste of time I suspect, but 2 Sri Lankans and a couple of students from round the corner heading in after me so 🤷‍♀️

For those who love their TV presented by a pair of hideous smug cunts (and I do), new series of Pip and Kirstles in 15 minutes on channel 4.

Me, examining the contents of my fridge.

Top middle aged bank holidaying today - castle, aqueduct and viaduct

Leapt out of bed with the enthusiasm of someone who'd forgotten they walked 13 miles up and down hills yesterday

I've got nothing against Spurs, I've never met any nobhead Spurs fans, I'd 💯 rather West Ham go down, fuck all of you.

Good old stretch of the legs that. Llangollen - Castell Dinas Bran - Pontcysyllte Aqueduct and back (A)

@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social #calderwatch on Radio 5

Apparently saying 'I'm happy to be proved wrong but I'll be surprised if an AI consultant isn't a cunt' is a bit harsh when watching Masterchef

Absolutely love this series of Race Across the World. The route is great and they're all great. Tears of sadness one minute and laughter the next. Just perfect television. #ratw

Travelling across the former Soviet Union on overnight trains surrounded by men with gold teeth and vodka for breakfast is giving me flashbacks #ratw

Seen a few of you doing this and he's absolutely right.

Some much needed air time for the boy Romesh

I'll vote for anyone who'll give me a plastic straw in my Aperol Spritz.

My life in one small picture

Just catching up on the OfS v Sussex ruling and laughing my bag off here, stupid dickheads

That's the west coast mainline for you

Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...

Llangollen pub recommendations?

@stabiloffc.bsky.social gone in Strangers on a Bench

Great thread unpacking this utter bullshit (and equally true for all the other sensationalist health claims too)

Reminder that there is no scientific definition for "ultra-processed food", and no theory for the mechanism by which it is supposedly uniquely harmful.

Just watched the GBM banquet, it's all been shite, but spotting that lizard Pete Price there was the final straw, utter guff @bertwooster.bsky.social

'What's he off?' 'Brookside' 'What's she off?' 'Brookside'

@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social it'll have been quite a day, but are you watching The Cage?

The '7 miles into a Sunday walk' pint is up there with the airport one in terms of great pints

Went for a bike ride with my daughter yesterday and now I'm being sued by Sharon Davies

This isn't hard mode as I've not seen any of those once.

I absolutely love Harrison from RATW and I don't care what you say. And also Margo!!

I'm not made for graft on a Saturday

Fuck the M6

Love a bit of 'as it stands'

Shout out to that little lad who said to me 'you've only come to see the champions' to which I replied 'we've won it nine times you stupid little twat' and his Dad loomed out of the shadows. Hope he's about to fail his A levels in some East Midlands shithole.