Thierno Barry’s friends assaulted by Evertonians in the away end. Fucking disgrace. Ban them for life.

lol

The brownest of beers

Finally finished Big Dunc's book. Enjoyed it. Not a fan of Unsworth!

Podcast recommendations please to download for a very long journey. Episodes of Desert Island Discs, comedy, football, drama (stuff like Serial). No smug white male duos.

People saying "you're better than this" to Ed Davey, who spent the last election campaign moving from ridiculous photo op to ridiculous photo op Lads. He's really not

The fucking brass neck here

Radio 5 got that hideous wanker Djalili on.

Imagine not being able to win at Vale Park in the cup though 👀

Do I know any architecture technologists/engineers on here?

@bertwooster.bsky.social presume Scotland was filmed at a totally different time to NW as Andi's weight is normal!

He's just found out that not only has Lightning from Gladiators lived round the corner for years, her lad was at school with his lad. Scenes.

People don't know whether they're 28 or 29 lads

Bill Clinton. Exam results day. 2013.

Hoping for some scenes no-one wants to see

A million cartouches on this week's Masterchef. In the pay of Big Parchment Paper.

Imagine having these 2 sat next to each other. The very first thing you'd do is split them up.

None more woke than me, but the new Dalziel and Pascoe are both women. First Charlie Hungerford, now this?

Just give me a proper hot cross bun you stupid tiramisu Biscoff sour cherry bramley apple lemon curd chocolate chip BASTARDS.

The year is 2027, my house is being bombed after AI searches of everyone's posting history upset an elderly paedophile and his drunk moron mate. With my dying energy I type "these are not serious people" and post it to Bluesky dot com where it receives 2 likes.

@bertwooster.bsky.social spring is coming

Running partner messaged to say he's not well and can we cancel

Oooh

@mikeado.bsky.social fuming about the veteran chef here, of course

Spurs fans kicking about Euston in a state of heightened anxiety

People who nod along with the speaker at conferences #bin

It doesn't matter how many times I look at my seat number, I can't remember it

Much too early to be getting a train to that London.

@stixx1979.bsky.social OMG

Oh and I got a message saying 'too early' off him on the 95th minute. He's learnt.

Can I just shock you? I live Wolves, despite what I may have said earlier

Was saving Small Prophets as I was expecting to love it based on reviews. Don't understand the love, it's ok, and I'll probably watch the last few, but just a bit meh.

V glad I've spent 3 months planning a trip to Australia for a group of students this month. Via Doha.

All of this paled into insignificance compared to some of them now talking about Hyrox.

It's breadsticks.

I'm sure you can imagine the vegan offerings.

We're at a family birthday do on his side. The telly is still on and none of the Prosecco has been in the fridge. And they've all got Cannock accents. Send help.

Gets it out of the bin!!!

IT JUST MEANS MORE UP THERE

Bins 'Turk Moor' gag

How long have you had your mattress?

@jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social pottering on a Saturday morning?

This adaptation of the absolutely wonderful Marian Keyes books is ALL WRONG

What a night ahead @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social

Fuck off. It's a nurse, not a male nurse, and it's equally a plumber, not a female plumber.

A bright student just told our library staff that she was surprised we'd managed to get the book 'Wuthering Heights' so soon as it's not been out long. Say it didn't happen, I DGAF.

@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social did you watch Lynley? I read the books years ago and enjoyed but this is woeful.

@bertwooster.bsky.social 1. Bloke reeks of Kopite 2. Andi on the jabs?