Don't mind me, just going for a little cry

Surely the whole point is to sway people at the round table?

DALGLISH JUST STANDS THERE

Just did a work task I've been putting off for weeks and of course it was quick and painless.

Someone I used to work with (and thought was a massive tit) has announced the (sad, obviously) death of her mother on LinkedIn (I know) with this sentence: "As a leader, an entrepreneur and human, I am having to grapple with a devastating rite of passage".

There's a massive overlap between miserable whiny sods and lads who listen to right wing influencers and obsess about protein. Eat some chips and do something good for other people lads. It'll cheer you up.

Just because Blue Monday is a made up thing doesn't mean you can't be bloody miserable

A lot of Irish people support Leeds.

In the same hotel as the Fulham squad. *stalks Marco and Raul*

💃

Obviously terrible the fellas died, but you can’t be throwing in an apostrophe to disguise that your surname is Onions

British politicians work harder for fans of Maccabi Tel Aviv than UK football fans

@googlyeyecat.bsky.social been bugging me for weeks, finally got it

How the fuck has Rachel managed that??

Has Traitors got Succession background music?

Leeds lot @bertwooster.bsky.social @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social any recs for good coffee and cake (with a vegan option if possible) city centre?

The katsu is the the fried thing in the breadcrumbs, it's nothing to do with the sauce.

Still can't get my head round a canal just disappearing www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@sentimentbot.bsky.social *waves*

Fucking split ticket shite. Looks like a good price but if you're not on the exact train between Mytholmroyd and Hebden Bridge the whole thing comes tumbling down.

As it's always slow here, I just followed everyone on a 'starter pack'.

Industry is back. But Harry Lawtey isn't in it.

🎵I'd like to take you there she said, I'd like to go with you 🎵

A rare early Saturday pub trip.

Had a lovely afternoon watching Culinary Class Wars and doing my Lego

@mfemigs.bsky.social was my turn for the horny gif on Saturday Kitchen today

Life is short but sweet

Top tier

Fucking idiots

I've got tights older than that ref

Not sure I can be bothered watching this bunch of hapless clueless idiots running around failing missions and making stupid decisions. I might watch The Traitors. Eh, eh? Is this thing on?

'He's just not that sort of player'

Happy to report that my Christmas tree will be staying up until Saturday, fuck the haters.

Rewarding myself for surviving the first day back with Victoria Wood: The Shortlist. God she was bloody amazing.

Is it dinner time yet??

'They'll have a rocket up their arses for Wednesday now'. We're all just constantly crying it in aren't we?

As night follows day

It doesn't snow in the pub

Death to anyone who says 'I want to get back into a routine'.

now, it might seem odd that political commentators who advocated for the uk to leave the eu because of their belief in “the nation state” to be supportive of america’s annexation of venezuela, but what you have to remember is that those people didn’t actually think that, they were lying for money

Already got the fear here

Wonder who Wolves are playing next?

@mfemigs.bsky.social Saturday Kitchen 🚨🚨🚨

London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.