If you aren't completely confident that Everton will get thumped at the weekend I don't know what else to say to you.

Everton fans you’re damn right we’ve updated the mugs and posters 🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...

[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]

I've got a meeting at 9am tomorrow; this game might still be going

Way too early

Bobby 😍😍😍

Love Jay Rayner's Kitchen Cabinet, this week it's in a school, and you know it's in Liverpool because there's a question about salt and pepper chicken.

Beetroot fans assemble, this is divine www.theguardian.com/food/2025/ja... @jimmyjazzesq.bsky.social

Got a bin to throw away.

Watching the Grand Designs where they do the barn in the family garden. God I'm a horrible horrible person.

There's a bitter on in here that's 8.5%

'I didn't realise this was a cover' 'You didn't know Elvis Presley sang Suspicious Minds?' 'No' 'Fuck off'

Roland Gift, stunning voice

Oviedo Baby

Oh what a birthday surprise, Judy's wearing his ring

Twitter Dads assemble on BBC2

This RATW is doing my head in

*starjumps*

Remember when I said I didn't like Sean Dyche?

Too early

What do we reckon they have for tea? Reckon it's my mum's famous cheese and onion sandwiches (in oblong halves) and gala pie?

Times like this I'm glad my Dad is dead.

The rain is louder than the cricket.

'Alexa, play Radio 5 sport extra' 'I don't know what that is' 'Alexa play 5 live sport extra' 'Playing Radio 5 sport extra' WHAT?

@hills71.bsky.social is there a bigger hunk of pure man than Curtis Stone?

It was cold, but it was beautiful

AND we've got to say a fun fact about ourselves. No fucking idea.

Omg, Shetland!

Imagine being the person taking a group of students to one of the highest, coldest parts of the country tomorrow to do outdoor activities. IMAGINE.

Looking forward to a period of my insomnia stopping as I actually *try* to listen to TMS I will sleep like a baby.

@stabiloffc.bsky.social did you see this story? And did you say the same as me? www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2025/11/19/i...

Could just go a little lockdown.

Heard your boyfriend bought Supertanskiii a coffee

What a pair of utter bellends those farmers are #hunted

Oviedo Not a derby Ranting about post 16 education

Had a great weekend and finishing it off with the castle one of Grand Designs.

Had a tour of the Birmingham National Trust Back to Backs - was ace.

It's on lads

Fucking hate Christmas markets. Take up all the space, all sell the same shite. Go to a proper pub or restaurant that pays taxes all year round.

For a fan of boring brown beer, the Wellington in Birmingham must be like going to Mecca

In Saturday afternoon tales, I've been having a bra fitting and I've just been sent this from round the corner

@mfemigs.bsky.social 🚨 🚨 BBC1

Hairy bakers making 'Derbyshire oatcakes', the geographically challenged idiots.

Booo Daniel Cleaver 👎

God I love Hugh Grant

Enjoyed that snide Race Across the World.

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