The word #Trump in the UK means fart. Expelling gas. Guffing. Flatulence. Anyway back to the press briefing.

folks, this is some really weird shit. the president is not well.

This press conference is beyond weird. #Trump

Grandpa is just rambling and showing photos at the podium. He's just said that Somalia isn't a country.

🦉 Here's how we line-up tonight at Hillsborough;

Macron and the Aviators. New band name.

Women are too emotional to be leaders...

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Oh god #Trump is going to attend the press briefing with Eva Braun. Tin hat on everyone.

Vacancy: Video content producer at Everton FC uk.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=2... #mediajobs

Has anyone still got their football boots in the garage and is free at 7.45pm this evening? #swfc

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

I would like just one day where I wake up and the Americans havent made it worse overnight

#Trump can barely spot #Greenland on a map. There is no way he knows what the #Chagos Islands are and what they do. Some Nazi little twat that's puppeteering him is whispering in his ear again.

The UK government – Trump is threatening to destroy NATO, so let's give our military data to a company owned by a political extremist who wants to abolish democracy, and whose money and influence put Vance in the White House.

Remember when Beckham's emails were leaked and he called the British honours committee a "bunch of c*nts" because HMRC had flagged his tax as being an issue? Good times.

Brooklyn Beckham has gone scorched earth on Brand Beckham.

I'm good thanks. I think I probably won't move to the country where the authorities pump out neo-Nazi memes and masked militias roam the streets.

Screw you, Norway. I'm gonna start a war.

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

some background on Reform UK’s latest Tory defector www.ft.com/content/e5cc...

BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good? BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.

Brahim Diaz..........whatever the opposite of "you'll never have to buy a drink again in your life" is: that

Available from all good bookshops!

That might be the single funniest penalty in football history, I really can’t think of one to rival it. Terry slipping was good but the sheer hubris of the failed panenka… 10/10 no notes.

Snarf.

Fully deserved. Tries to chip the keeper as his pen after causing absolute chaos claiming it. #AFCON

Wishing you all a very insane conclusion to AFCON

Hmm, now swap that thought about Greenland for the Falklands.

This is quite a post www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/reality-is...

It’s obviously a shame but disbanding Tottenham Hotspur may be the only way to release me from this pain

This is why there's a whole chapter in my book about the damage the grid has done to policy making.

Terribly uncanny how relevant this is to today.

Our two new recruits straight down to work! Welcome Murphy Cooper and Jaden Heskey! 🦉

🚨 Sheffield Wednesday have brought in a new goalkeeper. Murphy Cooper has joined on loan from QPR for the remainder of the season. Was crucial #SWFC signed a new shot-stopper following Pierce Charles’ injury setback. Two new recruits through the door ahead of Portsmouth. 🦉⚽️

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Oh, look. Trump is the winner of the Stanley Cup now. His cup. No one else's. The least athletic person in history is now a multisport champion.

This intro to David Frost's Telegraph column sums up so much that is wrong with British politics.

Give the twat a trinket and he'll be pacified for 20 mins.

#TheTraitors cast members as UK railway liveries. Stephen as an Avanti West Coast Class 805

absolutely ADORE the fact that Harriet essentially banishing herself has already been forgotten about and hasn't changed the gameplay at ALL #TheTraitors

Gift link - we all need to read this. Shoot this Resistance into my veins! After 48 hours of torture, Dr. Christie wrote a forced confession — “the best thing I ever wrote,” he later told the BBC www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/w...

@yicetor.bsky.social Tour de France Femmes coming to Sheffield next year…!

This has been the plan all along. - Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN - Implement the Insurrection Act - Declare Martial Law - Suspend elections

Reform is just 300 tories in a trenchcoat

The Reform pitch is increasingly “the last government was terrible, so we’ve hired everyone who was in it”.

Robert Jenrick's current defection speech.

Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors