The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Did the rapture happen? I went to bed early.

Aaaaand so it begins.

I swear I haven't bitten anyone.

On the names thing… I *love* that we have young players called Ernie Weaver and George Brown. (To me they sound like players from the 1935 FA Cup winning team, nevermind the 1970s). I've said before Jarvis Thornton might be the most Sheffield-sounding name ever. However… #swfc

Disappointing lack of I Want My Hat Back. Good to see the Book With No Pictures in there.

Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."

He's never met any train enthusiasts. I can say this because I have a family full of them. X

Not sure how paracetamol made my son inordinately good at remembering the name of every road that we drive down. #autism

Trump's UN speech was an embarrassing shitshow that brought disgrace upon the United States. Congrats, America.

They're just making these celebrities up now with ChatGPT aren't they?

Powerful men won't be happy until women are giving birth unmedicated and in silence, Scientology style.

I know what they are doing. They are shifting all the blame for autism on child's mother, because "she was not tough enough" and used a simple pain medication as acetaminophen. "It is your fault your kid has autism!". Done deal.

ICYMI: The Royal Society for Blind Children has issued an urgent appeal to children’s authors, writers and publishers to donate stories to its new bedtime stories app, following its launch last week 👇 #BookSky

Hannah Hampton wins the 2025 Women's Yashin Trophy 🏆

Sarina Wiegman wins the 2025 Women's Coach of the Year 🏆

@reformexposed.bsky.social Another one for you. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

'Morning 🌞☕

The truth: we need migration. The problem: too many politicians are terrified to say it. Why? They're led by a) toxicity of the charlatans & b) wealthy media organisations who demand these useful distractions rather than us talking about inequality. Reject it. Draw the line.

Definitely true. Father Ted was gentle, thoughtful and funny.

Oh look, it's the mother's fault that her child has autism, apparently. I'm so very, very tired.

We are wilfully being put in danger by our major news broadcasters.

So he's going to blame autism on paracetamol.

Dele-Bashiru has gone from playing for #swfc in league 1 to playing for Lazio. He played in the Rome derby today. 🫨

What in the Temu?

This is quite the post. 1. He unambiguously directs his AG to go after those who investigated him for his crimes 2. He admits being influenced by online chatter He is mob bossing out in the open, because he knows he has corrupted every federal law enforcement agency into submission.

⚽️ Bannan and Brown! The goals from today at Fratton Park as we take home the points

Welcome back

This is a great cover.

Didn't want to jinx #swfc by posting. Don't want to frighten those results away. Bravo Wednesday.

It's always the littlest ones who are like this.

I think he means Brexit was worth it even though it made OTHER people poorer. Twat.

my most xennial complaint is that I've reached middle age without anyone asking my cohort's opinion on literally fucking anything

Wow

Maria Ressa, "By design, social media platforms spread lies six times faster. If laced with fear, anger, hate, it goes viral. They change the way we vote" This is how they got Brexit over the line in 2016

I've run out of sighs. Might just constantly cry instead.

I hated Fat Les - Vindaloo when it first came out and I hate it even more today. #TOTP

As useful as a chocolate fireguard.

Got to school and they've painted double yellow lines everywhere since this morning. It's already a nightmare to get near the school. We live three miles away so we don't have the option of walking in and using public transport from our village would take an hour and a half each way.

For the baby who wants its country back.

Is a Times sub deploying clumsy typography to signal what they really think of the story?

We can concentrate on our points deduction now. #swfc #EFL

Have I gone mad or is Kash Patel, Head of the FBI, wearing a Liverpool FC tie?

📋Here's how we line-up for tonight's Carabao Cup tie at Hillsborough

Oh man Robert Redford. 😔 The Sting is a work of absolute genius.

Conor McGregor didn't "pull out" of a presidential election that he never qualified for. Its like me saying, I am pulling out of the Tour de France 2026.

I'm assuming that as it's gone deathly silent about #swfc that the vultures are just waiting for us to go bust and then nibble on our carcass.

WTF is going on here Shein?

The country that coke made.

No Center Parcs. Be gone with your Christmas advert on the TV.