Just finished watching Louis Theroux's #Manosphere and my initial takeaway is that it must be exhausting being this much of c*nt for so many hours a day to earn money. Honestly make less money, relax more and be less of a twat. It's better for all concerned.

BBC iPlayer special on Sheffield Wednesday’s plight. It’s a stark reminder - in case anyone had forgotten - of how bad things quickly got at S6 last year. #SWFC 🦉⚽️ www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

When you think he can't sink any lower.

NEW: BBC files a case in the US to dismiss Trump's $10bn lawsuit against it over the Panorama doc - argues he was not damaged and it was not broadcast in the US or Florida, where the case has been filed. Story coming.

*Screams in Sheffield Wednesday*

These men really want your vote to run the country.

They’re all quite mad.

Given the election is in 7 weeks I'm sure the vetting process with be detailed and well thought through.

Richard Tice: - engaged in highly aggressive tax avoidance to avoid nearly £600,000 of tax - did so at a time when the taxpayer was already paying his salary as an MEP Nothing patriotic about this party of grifters www.thetimes.com/article/6f55...

NEW: Two senior MOD whistleblowers with inside knowledge of Palantir's systems have come forward to @thenerve.news to say government ministers are ignorant of the grave national security risks the technology poses. Hugely important by @charlienotold.bsky.social www.thenerve.news/p/palantir-t...

This is everything

#swfc my mate sent me this.

But don't our soldiers generally like to hang back from the front line and let brave, brave Americans take all the risks? This is clearly the most dangerous job in this war so far. Which is why Trump wants someone else to do it. Starmer should tell him to get to fuck. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ck...

I'd been fine with #swfc game just being 45 minutes.

Things men don't have to deal with... Leaning over the dining table and your boob going in your food. Never going to get turmeric out of that tit!

Oh, honey . . . just because you played dress-up at a fake "military academy" that your parents sent you to because you were such an unmanageable, obnoxious teenager doesn't mean you were in the miliary. You had that duty, but lied to get out of it.

I Swear is an incredible film and everyone should watch it and learn from it. Honestly it's going to stay with me for a long time.

BREAKING: ITV News uncovers first known photo of Andrew, Mandelson and Epstein together www.itv.com/news/2026-03...

I don't use this word lightly but this man is a c*nt.

No doubt the Free Speech loving Isabel Oakeshott will be all over this and down the nick in Dubai protesting against it... www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Making the dinner announcement at Davos

Defense secretary openly states that a pro-Trump billionaire taking over a news network (following regulatory help from the administration) will result in coverage more favorable for the administration.

"President Trump will hit the home run, score the touchdown and win the marathon. He will bring home the bacon AND fry it up in a pan. He will bring in the funk, he will kick out the jams. And I assure you -- he will, he will rock you."

When you have as many hills and as much weather as Sheffield does, it's the only sensible option. 😆

Satire cannot survive

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @australia.theguardian.com on the plight of the Iranian women’s football team: www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Oh yes. Timothée Chalamet is going to be fun to say. #Oscars

This tool is gruesome and fascinating in one. It's publishing the Epstein emails individually. Just him and one of his associates discussing their thoughts on democracy and buying up water rights in Africa.

EFTA01852276.jpg #epsteinweb #efta01852276 https://epsteinweb.org Available in the iOS app store now! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/epstein-web/id6758880661

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Team America is no longer a puppet film, it's Pentagon policy. #AmericaFuckYeah

"People who left Britain to avoid tax are putting their families in danger in Dubai rather than taking them to a place of safety and risking paying tax. This is because Labour is anti-British."

LANDERS: Why did the FBI seize election records in AZ? TRUMP: They probably thought the election was rigged LANDERS: It wasn't though TRUMP: Oh really? How do you know? LANDERS: Your own AG said it TRUMP: If you say it wasn't rigged, you're a rotten reporter LANDERS: Where's the evidence?

BET LYNCH MOB www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Interview with David Storch for anyone that hasn't heard it yet. #swfc www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Spurs have won two top flight titles. Sheffield Wednesday have won four. Think about that.

Times like this it might be helpful if football were run by someone seen to be politicially independent and guided only by Fifa's stated values.

Not the big story from the Mandelson files, but I just find this astonishing. Here is Peter Mandelson, having been fired as US ambassador in September (and presumably knowing what else could come out re Epstein), making threatening noises about employment rights and how he "expects to be treated"

When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.

As a member of the SWFC Supporters’ Trust Board I had the pleasure yesterday of meeting the new preferred bidders to buy the club. Whilst ultimately we must judge any owners by their deeds rather than words, I am very pleased to report that the Storches and Tom Costin left me feeling massively

If there was only some way to harness Mandelson's chutzpah to power the grid we could avoid an energy crisis.

BREAKING: Unite the union has voted to cut Labour affiliation by 40% - £580,000 - on the anniversary of the Birmingham bin strike. Ahead of the rules conference next year union chiefs will now formally consult with members to see whether they want to remain in the Labour party.

There's no need for any further analysis on any topic because Robert Jenrick has found the thing that explains everything.

There's a lot to digest here but for a start JP Morgan was commissioned to write an independent report on Epstein's relationships??? The JP Morgan who appears in the Epstein files over 1000 times?

There is not enough Brasso in the world to keep Mandelson's neck shiny.

💥This is significant: Peter Mandelson was offered a highly classified security briefing *before* the formal vetting process was completed. Good spot from @jessicaelgot.bsky.social

FIFA president Infantino says he has Trump’s assurances Iran will be welcome at World Cup via @adamcrafton.bsky.social for @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/710...

Good news for fans of April

Sheffield Wednesday are likely to be deducted 33 points in under a year because English football is dangerously unsustainable and dreadfully regulated. When this is over and the club is hopefully saved, that should be the main takeaway here. It is far from a one-club problem

The Storch family become #swfc's preferred bidder. The bid is lower than the threshold to pay the creditors so we will almost certainly start next season in League 1 with -15 points.