Holding out to see if Uruguay sack Marcelo. It clearly won’t make any difference to the future of LUFC, but I’ll take the blissful daydream, even if it’s simply to spare me the abject misery of contemplating the club’s current trajectory.

Back in the cinema tomorrow and already bracing myself for seeing the Avatar trailer for the third time. Who are these people who pay to see these films? I’m bored stupid just suffering a couple of minutes of highlights.

What a traumatic read. A remarkably courageous and resilient woman who suffered unspeakable horrors long before Epstein even came along and devoted much of her final decade reliving them, time after time, in search of justice. At least she lived to see Maxwell imprisoned. Release those files.

A couple of rapists and a bunch of murderers putting the world to rights. Marvellous.

I mean, just why? Was Sunday not enough…?

Just had a look at the WACCOE poll on Farke. So far, 52 want him here and 696 want him gone. It’s not just in my mind that the 49ers are two bollocks short of a pair then…

Just remembered Longstaff’s attempt at an inventive free kick and it’s the first time I’ve laughed since that free kick.

Has he spoken yet? I’m curious about when we’re going to revert to our ‘clean sheet behaviour’.

Honestly, just in isolation, subbing Harrison on for Gudmundson should merit instant dismissal.

A man with a catastrophic top flight record, repeatedly sending out a defensively inept team to defend and try and sneak a draw on the road - we all know where this ends, it’s just when. Most of us expect it will be too late to salvage the season. Farke and 49ers, a marriage made in Hell.

Gudmunsson off. Gimme strength…

I’d be optimistic about LUFC levelling this, but we’re not due another effort on target for over half an hour.

I won’t lie, the LUFC goal aside, almost everything about watching that half was eating into my will to live.

Do it now. We’ll have him…

Just watched A House of Dynamite on Netflix, which is essentially the opening act of Annie Jacobsen’s book given the Rashomon treatment. It’s a sobering and fascinating rehash, but get me that full, Denis Villeneuve directed holocaust story experience already - my most anticipated film in years!

Burnley was abject, today was just pathetic. A LUFC team desperately short of a cutting edge, managed by a man who doesn’t do creative solutions was always a recipe for problems, if we don’t even try and compete we might as well forget it.

Farke’s inability to send out motivated LUFC teams in away fixtures at this time of year, every season, is really quite a thing.

It’s a good job Longstaff is so effective out of possession, as he’s been an absolute liability with the ball at his feet today.

No dicking about this Halloween, putting myself through the ultimate French Extremity double bill endurance test. Already looking forward to getting out the other side…

Beautiful. Plaid Cymru battered them.

A single Brenden Aaronson away from a legitimate football miracle!

Book porn.

Only 9 more Brendan Aaronson starts until Xmas. 🎄

What bit? The failing to score bit? The needles concession of two goals bit? The having two flimsy bits of plywood in the front three bit? The spunking of £30m on defenders who can’t get close to a line-up featuring Pascal Strujk bit?

Risible stuff, a transfer policy laid bare. A performance where with every passing minute, the players seemed to become ever more aware of their inability to pose a credible attacking threat. Any assembled PL squad that affords so much game time to Harrison, Aaronson and Nmecha is a travesty.

If the LUFC attacking players were actually knocking on doors, as opposed to just metaphorically doing so, you could only surmise they were Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Why can’t Harrison or Aaronson ever get injured?

That’s the kind of display most LUFC supporters worried about at the close of the transfer window. Plenty of willing, but any front three that features Harrison and Aaronson at this level rates as utterly feeble, even against opposition as shite as Burnley. Praying for something from set pieces.

Bit late to the Diane Keaton wake, but what a talent. The Woody Allen stuff and the late career, Hollywood challenging romcoms will doubtless receive laudatory love, but first and foremost, she provided the love, morality, warmth and the beating heart of The Godfather films. Sleep well, Kay. x

Unlucky for the second consecutive Saturday, though the second half really exposed LUFC’s paucity of attacking options. Looking at the bench in search of potential PL level game changers at 1-2 made for quite a sobering experience.

Stop the world, I’m getting off.

The greatest threat to our democracy, freedom, and human rights is not Farage. It is the overwhelming majority of the British news media. They promote Farage, and they protect Farage. If they carry on like this, we will soon have no democracy.

In the absence of having anything more constructive to do, I’m almost halfway through watching Peep Show (yet) again. Has there ever been a more universally accepted, unconventional crush than Dobby? I’ve never encountered anyone who doesn’t feel it.

If we can get Calvert-Lewin scoring the goals of one striker as well as doing the work of two…and keep him fit, then we have a chance to recruit in January from a decent position. We’re just dealing with some pretty big ‘ifs’.

By a distance LUFC’s most convincing and heartening showing so far, looked competitive and dangerous… then two needless and almost inexplicable changes. If we really needed to replace Aaronson then surely Justin was the man and replacing DCL who led the defence from the front brilliantly, just mad

Half an hour of the familiar followed by 15 minutes of the otherworldly, then a comfortable 2nd half. Still concerns about chance creation - if none about chance conversion - today, now LUFC somehow need to find a way to ensure this becomes a springboard, rather than a just a rare positive memory.

Right now I’m thinking “Where the hell did those 15 minutes come from?” But also, “Please let’s not spend the rest of the season thinking ‘Where the hell did those 15 minutes go?’”

A goal from a direct free kick! Blimey, Molineux really does seem to be one of those grounds for LUFC right now. If it could just stay that way for the next hour or so…

Route One. I suppose if anything was gonna work…

Honestly, how on earth can Farke not accommodate Tanaka in a team so lacking in guile?

Watching how the 49ers are acting in terms of Russell Martin’s reign at Rangers, I can’t for the life of me, see them making a quick and decisive change at LUFC should it be required.

Meanwhile, the "patriotic" dimwits on X are posting AI pictures of the Arc de Triomphe to show 'support for the country they live in.' I laugh because otherwise I'd seriously be weeping.

£30m worth of LUFC defensive signings who didn’t get on the pitch today. Two were unused subs, the other not involved at all. All while a team desperately short of any attacking threat laboured towards the inevitable. Imagine spending every penny of the budget to put the club in this position.

To upstage Wilson, Cairney and Traore as the Fulham hero against Leeds is also quite an achievement…

Got a feeling we’re going to “tough luck” and “fell just short” ourselves in to serious trouble long before we can naively pin any hopes on the January window.

Probably would’ve been flattered by a draw, came up against sluggish opposition and created little, then were clearly hanging on after the substitutions. DCL and Okafor still look a bit short, Aaronson is Aaronson and as an offensive force, the midfield is abysmal. Why did Tanaka stay benched?

Struggling so hard for 94 minutes, only to concede an own goal feels particularly cruel… to any LUFC fan who had to watch it.

I’m saying too early…

Big night ahead! #LUFC I’ll be keeping a keen eye on a certain area of the pitch…