A screening of Boogie Nights this month at Cineworld, you say?

The imperious if infuriating ringleader of the cynical shithouses misses the crucial penalty. Beautiful end to the season.

To call tonight’s commentary skewed towards Arsenal is quite the understatement

Shame that our season seemingly came to an end at half-time, it deserved to end on a rather less dismal note. A little reminder that we need more in attacking areas is no bad thing though, I suppose.

It’s clearly critical that Hull spend big this summer, if only to spare LUFC from coming up against Liam Millar again next season.

Don’t feel sorry for Southampton FC, feel sorry for the fans, especially those who wasted £££s on fancy dress to mock the opposition and those players like Taylor Harwood-Bellis who’ve potentially lost millions in wages and bonuses. Actually no, let’s laugh at all of them!

Penultimate home game of the season, Premier League title on the line and I’m watching the crowd at the Etihad Stadium and all I can see is a fanbase that seems bored rigid by success.

Reassuring that we can be so under par for so long and still throw a spanner in the works for Spurs. Ampadu head and shoulders above everyone else with also an appreciative nod towards Rodon. Struggling to see a future for Tanaka in a strengthened squad… or the ref as a timekeeper.

13 minutes! The PL and PGMOL really aren’t looking to pacify the conspiracy theorists, huh?

We now have the personnel on the pitch to play four at the back, time to shake things up going forward

Doesn’t matter what angle you see, Darlow’s footwork for the goal is awful.

Fuck’s sake LUFC, this is our first chance in years to have some good honest, end of season fun (and indulge in some fine shithousing in the process). Any chance of making the most of it, lads?

Safety secured, plans for the remainder of the season: - Batter Spurs - Cosy reunion with Georgi and James Milner as we win by the odd goal in 9. - Shamelessly play out a draw at West Ham for the final 10 minutes after a long second half stoppage means the home side know a point will keep them up.

The last time LUFC played in a zero pressure, low stakes game at the end of the season, Marcelo Bielsa was still in charge. After five long, exhausting years, the prospect of getting three of them to end this campaign hits like crack!* *Though I’d love us to batter Spurs.

Phew!

Sitting through the news, seeing the headline Reform gains from Labour strongholds, Sunderland and Barnsley… it’s always the ones you least expect, eh?

For the second time in 20 hours the West Ham fans will be despairing in a truly pathetic home performance, Spurs must be rubbing their hands…

Got to admire the brass balls at Forest. Villa did everything they could to engineer a relegation crisis and they’ve heavily rotated the team anyway - though I do wonder if the owner has had his say. Not my favourite club, but I hope they stuff Villa on Thursday.* *After losing heavily today.

Presented with a chance to push Spurs deeper into the shit, only to see their manager and team surrender, yet the Villa fans couldn’t muster so much as a “What the fucking hell was that?” The bland, magnolia, nondescript twats fully deserve another Europa League campaign. Here’s hoping…

Hey WHUFC fans, look on the bright side. If this is the game that ultimately sends you down, at least you and the Sheffield United fans will have plenty to bond over when you meet.

I’m almost surprised Spurs aren’t subbing off players to protect them ahead of the LUFC game.

Honestly, if there’s a race on to NOT be the mercurial talent that unlocks defenders for England at the World Cup, it’s looking like a dead heat between Foden, Palmer and Rogers. Jesus wept…

I think my cocker spaniel might do a better job than Jadon Sancho, she didn’t make the bench unfortunately.

And I thought Sunderland were bad against Forest…

An extra day off work and a new pressure washer, or playing Man City at Wembley? I think I’m finally winning in life.

One positive, we had three efforts (of varying quality) on target, that’s after hitting the bar against Southampton on our last visit, this stark upward trajectory from our displays against Villa and Doncaster suggests I might have at least a 50/50 shot of seeing LUFC score at Wembley before I die.

LUFC at Wembley: the latest instalment in an award dodging series.., First half - typical Leeds 45-65mins - competitive Leeds 65+mins - listlessly looking for someone to grasp the nettle and make something…anything happen, in the face of Chelsea cynically running down the clock Leeds.

Thought I saw Stach on the pitch earlier.👌🏻

Just score a f**king goal… #LUFC

The driver in front of ours has had a bit of a mare in the tight Wembley coach park…

Courtesy of a mate pissing about, stuck with the LUFC coach travel option today. The place is awash with tacky club shop clothing and Leeds United Sambas.

Just seen on FB that someone has changed the opening times of Reform on Google: 1933 -1945. Hahaha

Exceeding expectations, 40pts accrued and 6 points clear of the bottom 3 with 4 games to go and do I feel content? Suddenly not. Man City confirmed as potential cup final opponents, a team expected to beat us, rather than one we’d be expected to beat. Content? Yes. Supporting LUFC is complicated.

Fucking hell, get in York!!! 😄

Typical of Nottingham Forest to continue working hard when others have downed tools.

I’m only staying tuned to the Sunderland game long enough to hear the h/t boos. Leicester v. Millwall - way to start a weekend!

Even Piroe could score tonight

Never mind Spurs, this is surely the most pathetic defensive performance of the season. Still, at least we no longer have to ponder the travesty of this overwhelmingly average Sunderland qualifying for Europe.

Well, when you’re hot, you’re hot! That more than squares off the 2-2 at Elland Road. 👌🏻

First sound beating on the road since Forest, but still a sound beating.

Pfft, fifteen…

To be fair, we have carried on where we left off against Wolves… if we remember that second half.

Ten more minutes then Gnonto, surely?

Bit of a relief, that change. Wasn’t feeling Bogle at all in the first half.

Into ‘em you cod fingering freaks!

No clappers at Leicester?

Loving looking at Xavi Simons’ crestfallen face, it’s one that’s been screaming c**t all game.

This National League title race is ridiculous. Rochdale keep it alive, late into stoppage time AGAIN.

I’ll never not love Georginio!

Taken my collection of cinema quad posters up to around a dozen… despite having only two frames and no remaining wall space. Anyone fancy buying me a bigger place?