🧞 wish I was a headlight On a northbound train 🚂

lib sky tonight

These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.

A hilux with a guillotine bolted into the bed.

drugs 💚

If you’re hoping a political party that committed genocide is going to save you from fascism you’re going to have a bad time

That’s not how I would do it!

Lu has converted to whatever religion forbids pooping in the yard

They don't work for you

One can hope that this hastens the end of the modern National Democratic party but people have been conditioned to accept shit sandwiches for so long that who knows...

It’s because they want to stop the progressive Democrat victory momentum last week in its tracks because they can raise more money as perpetual (controlled) opposition to Trumpism

Yeah I'm calling my senators. I'm calling Mike Lee and telling him he only wins because the opposition is such punk ass bitch losers

"Would it not be easier In that case for the government To dissolve the people And elect another?" mronline.org/2006/08/14/b...

not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not

I've taken heat for 20 years for being correct about who the democrats are, I'm not going to pretend to be surprised 🤷‍♂️

No offense, I get it, but debating whether the dems are going to cave kinda felt like when people were debating whether Israel bombed this one particular hospital

Teaching a baby otter to swim:

Me and Lu same person

democrats strategy continues to be: “we give up! it’s almost our vacation!”

The biggest typhoon this year to threaten the Philippines — Typhoon Fung-wong — barreled toward the eastern seaboard on Sunday, less than a week after another storm killed more than 200 people.

The Movies are on a 12 year cycle. For 6 years they come back and then they go back out

We joke but what if the movies really are back

You can dig only one grave if it’s really big. Work smarter, not harder.

Realized that the couch on the porch is opposite the couch in the living room, on the other side of the wall. So if Lu is outside and im inside we’re kind of hanging out where we’re each comfortable. See diagram if this is unclear

Come get y'all juice

This is the most comprehensive reporting released on the DHS-alleged shooting so far. Read the entire story (reminder: reporters don't usually choose headlines). For folks asking if it's true an ICE agent was shot: no, that is a verifiably false rumor. No injuries. A lot else remains in question.

Here's the bathymetry of the Pacific Ocean

Biden knew that Israel was committing crimes against humanity in Gaza and then decided to keep US commitments to Israel, shortly before handing it over to Trump www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-...

ICE agent in Chicago draws and trains a firearm on protestors armed with iPhones. Trump's America in 2025.

Started watching pluribus. The world under the woke mind virus seems really calm. And theyre vegetarian. I’d probably take the deal

Pass the word, the chicks are back The chicks are back, yeah The chicks are back from “Big Boring Wedding” by Guided By Voices, Under the Bushes Under the Stars (1996)

“We *really* wanted to believe every and any possible explanation, and give every benefit of the doubt to the racists but they’re leaving us no pretexts to work with.”

I'm sure Washington County residents will be very normal about this

If microblogs were around when They Might Be Giants got started do you think they still would've written all those songs

Got back to my hotel. Group got on elevator same time. Man (probably mid 40’s) sees a drink on the floor of elevator. Says it looks “brand new. Ice isn’t even melted.” Him and his girl both start drinking it. “It’s great. Rum and Coke!” THE FLOOR DRINK! THE DRINK FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF AN ELEVATOR!

The clock is ticking on Colorado River negotiations. If the seven basin states don't reach an agreement by Tuesday, the feds may step in and make a plan for them. I dive into what's holding up the talks in my latest for @sltrib.com.

Do you want to see Lu art that I commissioned a long time ago from my friend Robin Banks

Went back to the history of the Sicilian Mafia to illustrate something obvious but worth stating explicitly: The Trump administration behaves like an organized crime syndicate running a protection racket, not a representative government www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

2/3 of my brain is just music I listened to between 2003 and 2009

I got interested in uranium 4 years ago when I contributed to this digital exhibit exhibits.lib.utah.edu/s/mining-the... (I wish I could change that title btw maybe I should see about that)

Worked on a paper all day so I'm gonna school post

At 9:25 PM EST the Supreme Court decided people should starve. Supreme Court pauses order that Trump administration must pay full SNAP benefits www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/s...

Akbar Shahid Ahmed with the first report to confirm that former Secretary of State Anthony Blinken at the time of his tenure was asking State Department officials whether or not Israel's actions constituted ethnic cleansing.

Good night. If you're going to bed. I'm not yet

It sucks that the people who are in charge of universities are part of the attack on them.