Well done that man.

most ppl irl vs how they act online

Claire Henley (British Artist, born 1962) "Pigeons", 2023. Fine Art Print Made in a Paper Collage Style from Gouache painted Paper. Private Collection. #art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt

synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting

#Mamdani getting international wins now

be the Snake you want to be in this world

I need my man bricked up before the kiss tbh. Men being turned on by just your face >>>

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

Explain a film plot badly: Dog arrives at remote Antarctic research base. He was not a Good Boy.

thanks to technology Car Park Capital has the most realistic eyes of all games

This guy is a legend Expressing the collective thoughts of the world.

Art by baileyillustration

My sleep number is 0

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

If you’re gonna have Peyronie’s disease, make it an extra bad case, for her pleasure

Congrats to Andrew Cuomo on getting embarrassed in an election twice in one year, GOAT loser status

@schumer.senate.gov there is no chance that your career will end well. How about you retire and we get @aoc.bsky.social to run for your seat? Stupid fuck can't even say who he voted for as NYC mayor... Chuck? It's just over. Your legacy is diarrhea.

MAMDANI CAME OUT TO JA RULE "NEW YORK" AND IMMEDIATELY QUOTED EUGENE DEBS

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Midterms, motherfuckers. Midterms.

"WMDs will be found in Iraq for sure." "A black man named Barack Hussein Obama will never be elected POTUS." "A Muslim socialist will never become NYC Mayor." Keep the predictions coming mainstream media pundits. You guys are crushing it.

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Cuomo has been such an embarrassment that New York is considered changing his name back to Andrew Tappan Zee.

If the door hits Cuomo's ass on the way out, he'll finally get an idea of what it's like to be a woman on his staff.

roses are red big laughs are hearty

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

This person took this when they called the race

Cuomo gave a fairly graceless concession speech, and Mamdani rips his skin off: "My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo the best in private life. But let tonight be the last time I mention his name."

i just spent $9 on eggs and live on 2 lightbulbs and a laptop and my electric $200. gtfoh

Man @gavinnewsom’s team doesn’t mess around

Chaney dunkin' on Kirk forever

It's a shame Dick Cheney died before he had the chance to endorse Andrew Cuomo.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future. I hope you will too.

Kissinger: “Well, well, well - look who it is.” Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.” Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!” Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!” Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”

You're shooting angels in the face in heaven now. 😢