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I unplugged Tilly Norwood and put her in a trash compactor so they can stop writing articles about her

Kash Patel being struck by a hundred thousand silver-magic arrows from Aldrich, Devourer of the Gods

I hope this smug fucker gets hit by a car

“armageddon” is trending. is that good??

Keep it up lads. Calling everything Ai “slop” is the best strategy to stop it dead in its track

Watch him before he teleports away!

The Atlantic: Doing an explicitly Christian holy war is one of a long line of Presidential norms that Donald Trump doesn't seem to feel bound by. Could this be when he truly becomes a leader?

Hoo boy if we didn’t hear exactly this shit during Operaton Desert Warcrimes. Just replaying the hits I guess

Think this is sonically my favorite rendition of “Oscar Fever”. Plus, GAMINGFATHERHOOD is one of my biggest laughs of the decade m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y32z...

A big difference between Catholicism and Evangelicalism which JD Vance doesn't seem to understand is the rapture isn't a "thing" in the former. I remember when the Left Behind books came out, I had no idea what they were talking about.

Sending one of these to my beautiful followers but it says 𝗕𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗹𝘆 𝗡𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹

he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the Bumblebee Man. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I gotta speak my truth: The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We is both Mitski's best album and one of the best albums of the decade. An extraordinary, deeply haunted record.

Would like a moratorium on needle drops in film & tv for the time being. Seeing it used way, way too often as a narrative crutch in stuff that I like and stuff I don’t.

since rabin was killed, it's just been a downward slope with netanyahu at the top rolling the rest of us down

the government of israel and the leaders of the american jewish community have done more in the last three years to imperil american jewry's continued safety in this country than neo-nazis have in the last 30

Where's a little boy with a slingshot when you need him?

🎵 The oafen ogre seems to free his mind at night 🎵

The way sitting politicians can say this stuff about Muslims while facing zero consequences is an indication of just how entrenched Islamophobia still is in our institutions and culture.

It may not be tomorrow, it may not be next week, it not be next year, but at some time I will find you and you will regret this, because, child, Paula Dean’s revenge is best served cold

the best thing the nobel committee could do is give the peace prize to netanyahu. trump will get so mad and the american-israeli relationship will be over

comic by smooth dunk

Watching Anthony Bourdain, an episode in Vietnam, dreaming of better worlds than 2026.

Chaining Tatum

Kristi Noem is in charge of our cyber defense, protecting us from one of the most cyber-savvy countries in the world. What could possibly go wrong?

This is so insane. Just all of this.

Boy they're really flailing

gaaaaaaAAAAAYYYY

Even though Michael Cera’s cover of “Clay Pigeons” seems bio-engineered to go mega platinum on tumblr, I still like it

just once I’d like the “everyone is twelve” theory to be disproven, just one day of my life

announcing this kind of thing on x dot com the everything app without any steps for concrete action, or similar postings via official government channels (including the state department website!!!) is so funny. this is the least competent administration we've had in my lifetime

the world has never been less safe, it makes you feel crazy watching people cheer on war and destruction and destablization for profit and land. one day it will end

Trump’s handpicked loyalist top brass are all issuing messages like this that have the flavor of the crusader regiment’s priest absolving them of all sin shortly before Saladin sends them to purgatory bsky.app/profile/ship...

Dan Nainan was charging his samsung galaxy note 7 in preparation for the next Riyadh comedy festival

Living in the heart of empire really fucks your brain up but good and that is never more obvious than when we are engaging in our frequent habit of bombing countries we find troublesome to the imperial project

And you *THINK* your spaceship knows which way to go? Hey, Earth to Major Tom, I may not be a rocket scientist, but that sounds like the kind of thing you'd double check *BEFORE* you're up in, uhm, SPACE? Maybe spend less time in hair and makeup and more time on flight prep? Just a thought.

Joseph Heller would've appreciated this.

So many people saying they don't want to die for Israel's war crimes or US imperialism and then Marco Rubio goes out and just admits you have to

Black men and Black transgender women are more likely to suffer modern-day lynchings, but their deaths are often characterized as suicides by cops in the South. www.advocate.com/news/crime/b...

One of the fine people at my French publisher is in Osaka at the moment and sent me this picture from the underground, which she said reminded her of Christopher and Ursula from Ghost Mountain. So nice to think the book is in someone's mind that way as they go on their travels. It means a lot.

Here is the journalists of color starter pack. go.bsky.app/BmnETn7

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