Cyclops is known these days for handing out daps of top-tier quality. This has actually been the case since 1982, as this first panel shows. Thank you

My 70 year old dad, whose favorite band is The Righteous Brothers, just informed me that he enjoyed the Bad Bunny show bc even though he didn’t understand the words, “it seemed like everyone on stage was having a good time!” So there ya go lol.

4. Medical malpractice. Here’s why I say stopping this detention-to Texas pipeline is life of death. An 18-month old hospitalized after nearly dying of three simultaneous respiratory infections. When she returned to the camp, DHS withheld her meds. 23/ www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

I had two clients moved within an hour of ICE learning we were looking for them and advising us there was not plan to move them. A family of four moved 36 hours after a court order forbidding them from being moved. 3 other clients moved within a day of court-ordered injunctions. 20/

And even when we move at warp speed and outpace this regime, DHS doesn’t care. They’ve moved people to Texas hours or days after being enjoined. When ordered to return them, DHS just… doesn’t. The AUSAs let them: when we notify them of a violation, they send the email equivalent of a shrug. 19/

Meanwhile, DHS shows its contempt for the judiciary in a different way. In dozens, likely now thousands, of cases, DHS openly defies court orders. Minnesota courts enter orders forbidding ICE from moving noncitizens who’ve filed habeas petitions out of Minnesota. They move them anyway. 16/

Legal status doesn’t matter: if you exceed ICE’s melanin threshold, you get snatched. It is ethnic cleansing. There is no other word for it. The news has shown you video of these often violent detentions. What you don’t see is what happens to these individuals after. I’ve had a front row seat. 7/

I work for a Minneapolis-based firm. MPLS was and is under attack by the federal government. Hundreds of people are being snatched off the streets. Undocumented immigrants, DACA recipients, asylees, asylum seekers, refugees, lawful permanent residents, citizens. 6/

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.

ICE Kidnapping people in Staten Island, NY (2/11/26)

Yet another indictment of the United States health system that James Van Der Beek’s wife and six kids need a gofundme because his unsuccessful cancer treatment destroyed them financially www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

Did the British invade? WTF is this?!

One thing sort of flying under the radar is the Fort Bliss aspect. CBP/DHS has a large detention camp (Camp East Montana) where detainees have been dying and the Army seemingly isnt investigating despite being on base land. And now the DoD is lending CBP lasers it used near or on the base.

Who asked his ass where he came from lmao who actually gaf

Reminding everyone that colon cancer screening should begin at age 45 UNLESS a first degree relative (parent or sibling) was diagnosed with colon cancer before the age of 55. Then screening begins 10 YEARS before that person was diagnosed

DID YOU KNOW: it has been approximately six years since this morning

That about sums up the pro-AI movement really

This has been who Boomer is for a long time.

He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.

This is hilariously accurate considering he went to St. John's.

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

Oh cool we’re running the Salt Lake playbook again

We are so back.

Cuellar

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

i made this one a few years ago

Writers *are* artists, btw. Writing is an art. Don't know why I see "writers and artists" so much as a phrase. It's like "trans and non-binary people" and "atm machine" and "chai tea"

When the CIA did this to the Senate it was one of the biggest intel scandals of the 21st century. But here it’s not just a huge scandal, it’s dumb: Pam Bondi is so bad at her job she brought the evidence herself to an open congressional hearing. www.theguardian.com/world/2014/j...

Trump didn’t really TACO. Homan didn’t change tactics. They just wanted the media to look away

Thanks, CNN! But seriously, folks, the real story is that this administration first swore this was an attack from a Mexican cartel. They will say literally anything and aren't experiencing consequences dire enough to make them stop.

NEW: Rep Jeff Hurd (R) joins Democrats to vote to cancel Trump's tariffs on Canada, which is Colorado's #1 import market. Hurd said the tariffs hurt Colorado's ag industry. GOP Reps Gabe Evans and Jeff Crank voted to keep Trump's tariffs.

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

I called up one of the White House "special government employees" linked to the Fulton County ballot seizure. I ended up on the phone for nearly two hours. It got weird. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...

And they didn't LINK US WHAT THE FUCK

Oh so it’s literally all of them cool good to know

CNN confirms what MSNBC reported live a few hours ago: DOJ is surveilling Dem lawmakers when they go to the DOJ to search unredacted Epstein files.

Laugh at Bondi all you want but I’m never going into another deposition or dinner party without a stack of flash cards with individualized insults for each person in attendance.

Doubles luge is so damn weird. Hey man wanna just lie down on me for a bit so we can go down this mountain at 70 mph

The person photographed here who is in their bathrobe filming armed, masked federal agents in St. Paul is MPR News journalist @samstroozas.bsky.social @mprnews.org . She is an incredible journalist and person. We do not deserve her.

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There’s gotta be a German word for the cursed experience of reading the Fulton County affidavit after reporting on the 2020 election in extreme detail. Even redacted, every niche witness jumps out—many conspiracy theorists with no real expertise. The US government treating them as credible is nuts.

trump's second term is like the "swag is for boys class is for men" meme became a political movement and every serious person fundamentally agrees with it but thinks the movement is doing it wrong

This is one cut per second. Contrast with any 15 seconds in any John Wick film.

Adding onto this... eat veggies even when you're eating "junk food" My pizzeria does a really good garlic broccoli dish so I always order it when I order pizza. Get a vegetable dish when you order American Chinese food

More than 21 millions Americans do not have documentation proving their citizenships, and would be disenfranchised by the SAVE Act the GOP just passed through the House. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...

7/ The new SAVE Act’s list of approved citizenship documentation is at the top. As before, marriage certificates are *not* included, effectively disenfranchising many of the 69M women whose last names don’t match their birth certificates (not an issue for those with passports or EDLs that do match)