Shatner: There’s no right way to hit a woman…

A major underrated reason why DSA/WFP candidates have been able to use younger voters as a cornerstone of their election strategy is the past decade of tech policy from the Dems has been hilariously bad while tech policy experts have been screaming at them.

posting for no reason

Like, actual adults who presumably have not sent all their savings to Nigerian princes swallowed “Chinese subsidiary owns a social media platform is a dire national security threat.” Or pretended to because they were being bribed by Facebook, which is at least sort of an excuse.

It still absolutely blows my mind that people fell for this ludicrous con.

i find it very funny that, canonically, the last character in this comic strip would be required by his belief system to murder you the instant you admitted to having used any kind of AI for any purpose

He would’ve held off Christianity from taking Hålogaland for a few hundreds years

Wonderwall as a victory song in the Azteca feels like a microaggression

I believe that we will win!

It’s not only the goals. Jude Bellingham ran nonstop throughout that entire match and contributed so much tracking back defensively. What a massive performance. It’s the talent, but even more so it’s the mentality.

Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank

The good news is Erling Haaland lives to terrorize English players.

You can’t spend half the half doing box crosses and expect to win

DRIBBLE DAWG JUST DRIBBLE

Just one more cross into the box, Mexico. Next time it’ll work bro

CONCATHF

I feel like I am in the football equivalent of a Waymo.

I mean, a "punk Storm" doesn't HAVE to have a mohawk.

Norway beating Brazil feels like days ago

It isn't just El Niño. There are TWO Pacific heatwaves, and they are poised to cause real weather chaos. www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...

The other 10% are Concacaf matches

Doesn’t matter what happens at the end of regulation, they gotta scrap it out.

possession in this game as in specifically in the sense of

We who live at altitude know better.

This match has been full of terrific iPhone sticker opportunities

That is late as hell to be going to VAR but after a certain decision was made earlier today, I guess school is out

OH WE’LL HAVE A LOOK

Look. Mexico is a CONCACAF team. They are--for now--on their best behavior.

Absolutely cannot believe people volunteer to be goalies in this sport

Alright we’re off the map now

MEXICO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

We deserve this

bro they're HOOPING out there

this is the soccer we were promised

AY DIOS MIO

omg how the hell did he miss that

damn kid's got bars and facts

Going to spend the rest of this game alternating between posting “Jude Bellingham is the Prince Who Was Promised” and “Julián Quiñones is the Prince Who Was Promised” every other minute

WE BACK UP

LET’S SCORE ALL THE GOALS

“An explosion of Mexican passion.” Oh?

AY CARUMBA! EL DISASTERO! UN IDEA MALO, ES UN DISASTERO!!

We have now been told altitude is all in your mind

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha. Fuck.

"this whole thing smacks of CONCACAF," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbecue grill and turn the World Cup into the Cup of Shit

ah. So that’s a double tap

*grumbles* Jude Bellingham is good as hell

Holy fucking shit Viagra is UP right now

Second goal conceded I was writing first goal conceded when they scored the second one.