I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?

“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?” Had fun doing this commission for @phoenixedits2 on twitter

One of the difficult things about the conditions we find ourselves facing now is that they were incredibly predictable… and predicted.

*losing massive blood because Grok told the surgeon they had to cut through an extra leg muscle they assume Black people have.*

This is related to the idea that if white people don't have 100% of high-prestige jobs, awards, recognition etc it's evidence of discrimination against whiteness. It's where "great replacement" logic leads you. bsky.app/profile/donm...

I'm glad these work for her but the real answer is Levi's You can customize the inseam AND the waist (which you cannot do at American Eagle)

(Even when straight romance aren’t about domination, the cultural baggage of what men and women each “are” and how we’re “supposed” to relate is always there—queer (even when they’re M/F!) romances are the only ones that IMO can mostly sidestep a lot of the weird/icky gender *stuff*)

I STG women like reading/watching gay romances bc they get to enjoy men being sexy while not trying to dominate anyone (I don’t mean kink, either). “What if men could love without owning?” 🫠 (There are straight romances that aren’t about domination, but a much smaller proportion.)

Kelis just did a reel about this. Lol.

Happy Boxing Day y’all, I’m looking forward to leaving my Christmas tree up for another two months 😌

This thread is from over a year ago.

Dear Italians , Miller is a racist and a fool, but he’s also signaling

washingtonians have such a mania for documentation man i was like ‘damn i wanna learn more about go-go’ and i thought it might be not so easy because it’s SUCH a region specific thing but of course dc natives love to archive every show flyer, every scrap of evidence that our music exists

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/

People are much more comfortable pretending Stephen Miller doesn’t know what he’s saying than contending with the fact of white supremacy.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

when I do a silly bit on the moving walkway for my unimpressed wife

Dumping ICE agents into acid is now my compromise position

he still teaches at cal state long beach btw

From 12/8-1/1, several of my ebooks are 25-50% off in ebook at Smashwords for the 2025 End of Year Sale. (These ebooks can be side-loaded to Kindle, by the way...) www.smashwords.com/profile/view...

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Context: the person in the photo with me is @krisgoldsmith85.bsky.social, a veteran who runs Task Force Butler, a nonprofit that focuses on extremism. Task Force Butler is named after Smedley Butler. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedley...

Eventually they are just going to have tape recorders playing propaganda in the fronts of lecture halls.

I didn’t watch a single minute of this fight because I respect myself just a little, but I honestly thought Paul was smart enough not to schedule matches he would be thoroughly outmatched. This is the first time I’ve seen the side-by-side. That boy dumb.

Someone compared her to a soviet political commissar and the reason that comparison falls short is that a political commissar wouldn't insist on pretending that all their changes were the result of non political good faith disagreement.

Umm, is that what sharing looks like?

The lecturer in question is our colleague in children’s literature studies. She is a brilliant scholar and from all accounts a gifted teacher. This ruling is infuriating… at the end of the day, it is our students’ education that will suffer.

In celebration of deleting Twitter here's a collection of some of my popularest tweets, now only available here.

Zoe is an absolute gem and you totally should follow her cause she fucking rules

🚨🔥 Warmest Christmas on record for the Contiguous U.S.! The average high of 57.9F and the average low of 36.6F each broke the Christmas record by a full 3F. 🔥🚨

You may have gotten gift cards. We're open until the 29th and there are a few really beautiful things still up on the shop. Shiny stuff + LGBTQIA+ artists = awesome??? www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...

I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.

My 1st apt in Oslo wasn't a dump, but it wasn't NICE until I added things. The super was an ogre who tried to charge me cause I got unstuck from the prewar elevator before maintenance arrived on a Sat. morning. When I moved out I took my new fridge, chandelier, etc. I aspire to this level of petty.

“Went viral” is an old stock phrase in journalism that really does not capture the dynamic of how X dot Com has been tuned to give people like the one specific legislator here the power to intentionally cause this kind of outcome

incredibly how quickly after the perry expedition that they invented weebs

On the one hand, extra basketball in Colorado, and it's short sleeve weather, and the night sky is absolutely gorgeous...

Me during the end credits of Ant-Man:

Can these teams just shake hands and go home

now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy

night ham loading

My daily work pay is still messed up & with back to back holidays, there's an even longer delay. I'm dealing with constant harassment from my kid's dad, amongst various other things so if anyone is able/wants to help a bit towards stuff I gotta pay: $danirockasota V: djamiempls Merry holidays😂

Alright folks, here’s the cocktail I drank the most this year, Burnt Orange Sherry Cobbler, which far as I can tell originated at the Scotch Lodge in East Burnside in Portland.
 It is way too easy to drink. imbibemagazine.com/recipe/burnt...

Merry Christmas! The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.

Don we now our Gay Bar apparel

i have never seen peas de-spooned before 😂😂

Happy Birthday 🎁🎊🎂🎈🎉 Carol Christine Hilaria Pounder The ICON you are.

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