He is mad at Marjorie because she actually thinks exposing the Epstein files is important and wasn’t pretending to think that when it was MAGA popular. It is very funny that he’s this mad the lunatic has personal integrity 🤣🤣

So we’re going with “Gigi and Jojo” right ?

SO JESSICA… WHAT IS THE ACTUAL PLAN!?

Can you imagine being too stupid to enjoy solving the mysteries of life? Who stole the great Hope Diamond? What’s in the Epstein files?

I think I have successfully duped the vanilla pomegranate cashews

Did not really expect to wake up to “cows are racist” or “cows know what’s up immigration-wise” on the old timeline, let alone “cows are right to be xenophobic,” let alone “cows are right to be xenophobic because they so treasure their current cushy lifestyles.”

JP Morgan AND Chase? In this economy?!

I call this “being Tall Coach’d”

I just thought “I wish someone would just tell me all the things to get to feel better” 🤣🤣🤣 I think I pay like $500 a month for that service and yet

In case my position on this wasn’t clear, you can add me to the list.

*supervillain with a heart of gold voice* Well well well

It’s the way people assume the absolute worst intentions of random people who just have a lot of followers on a social media platform and want to mob mentality hold them accountable And yet *gestures to the people in power*

I had just asked if HAO had firmly retired enough to get her induction 🤣🤣

Does anyone have a coffee machine that can do all the coffes? Ie: grounds, pods, cups, nespresso — so that Olivia can simply have whatever coffee was on sale that week 😂

Congratulations Tobin what a legendary career ❤️

the fallout right now with epstein emails and people being shocked at just how much people knew is pretty much why gawker existed

This man was almost completely incoherent on the view yesterday

So I take it when he went on Melos podcast to complain that Lebron went on Pat McAfee to complain about him that didn’t go the way he was hoping?

Omg guys MLS is going to only be behind one paywall??? 🤣🤣

Oh good, because I was gonna curse some folks entire blood line

Apparently I only know true crime documentary watching people because what do you mean “now wondering”? You didn’t even need to know who he was to go “so he died in near impossible circumstances and the camera just happened to cut out at that exact time? Gonna say that’s a lie.”

When did we get unhooked on phonics???

Lakers getting absolute cooked by OKC

Kendrick says yes. Everybody together now: A MINORRRRRRRR!!!!!!

The democrats have banished powerful senators over harassment like…very recently! We’re likely talking about men like….65+? Great. Get some of these old dudes outta here since they won’t leave on their own

In an update on that woman’s TikTok experiment with the houses of worship & formula for the single mom — a man tried it on people selling drugs on the corner and it was 7 men he got 7 cans of formula. Gave them to his neighbor.

He said “y’all poors gonna have work that day anyway.”

QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again

thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this: u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.

It would be one thing if they did it on purpose - HOWEVER

I just want to flag something: every episode of Have I Got New For You (terrible name, great show) ends with Roy Wood Jr repeating the same line about something that is “still” happening. Some now whenever they go on a hiatus — before they come back that thing resolves.

i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

So much has happened since I was like why are we talking about emails? 🤣

What if the parents in my neighborhood did not send their annoying kids to the dog park to bother me 🤣 I had to explain to my neighbor’s dog sitter that the children believe the dog park = park with dogs for them to play with.

What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month

These guys sure were prolific emailers.

They lionize Woodward who had Trump in a knowing lie about COVID in February 2020 and saved it for 2021 for his book. That's their -hero-

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

The crash out of the TRULY CRAZED TRUE BELIEVERS finding out their fellows are only pretending to be crazed has been so funny. People are like “why is MTG acting this way?” Oh because she VERY MUCH TRULY BELIEVES.

Kendrick really did us a favor by making it so mainstream to call somebody a “certified pedophile”

Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist

I think it’s funny that the “this sounds like a conspiracy but I think…” ideas that people have about Trump and Epstein are completely logical and mostly they are struggling with the idea that Trump was ever competent enough to pull them off. 🤣🤣

Oldest team ever acting old AF my god

My god does anyone have some sheep my dog can herd cause she saw a Great Pyrenees heading the sheep in the field by us and she’s trying to be her assistant real bad. Fence be damned. 🤣

This is honestly the funny part about him actively having dementia. “That’s not what you said before!!” Girl he doesn’t remember before

Did something happen today with those damn files?

Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it. He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted. Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.

After reading this— there is a severe communication issue going on. Both within this process and outwardly to the public. Because it’s not simple nor clear just on its face how billions invested in shelters is actually not helping — you go “oh, that’s good! Money into services!” But it kills??

Wow the timing of this is so very curious with what is going on in the NWSL