And thank god for that

I think that Bluesky can work together to raise $185 for me for my birthday (june 8) so that I can get a myofascial release massage (a woman attempting to break up scar tissue in my neck in a way that would frighten you)

Look for the ones that are the red dots indicating they are the….best ones 🤣🤣🤣

Narrating my brain has at least made my life funnier. “Oh I actually love feng shui, let me hyper focus on that at midnight for no reason at all.” Is at least funny to say out loud

Still in my delusion era that Beyoncé will drop act iii tonight

WHY is JDub in the game

Mike Tirico roots for the team in the lead. And I think he thinks that is neutral. But he’s just a yes man for whichever team is doing better lol

He’s so mad no one is taking this seriously because it is the biggest own goal in the history of ideas and it would cost every airline like a billion dollars a second.

At the end of the playoffs I need someone to make a compilation of every foul reviewed for a flagrant foul in the playoffs, arrange them by similarity and then see if it makes sense. Because I feel like it won’t.

I hate it here!!

Okay so, if you accidentally hit someone in the face on a block that is a criminal offense, however if you run directly at someone to knock them over, this is regular basketball. Truly WHAT is a flagrant foul

Carter Bryant has a bad kid face lol Carter Bryant would be in my neighborhoods middle school electric bike gang for sure.

As a girlie who likes a box score, peacock is consistently a full minute behind

I’d put money on the gnats. They’re really bad this year. 🤣 And really hard to get rid of.

Chani said someone or something was going to hurt my feelings today so I assume OKC will lose and/or Beyonce refuses to complete the patterns she started because people figured out the patterns

I don’t think dub should be playing so he better go for 25 and make it worth it lol

Can I put money on Shai having some sort of core or stabilizer muscle injury that he is playing through because I think that explains everything about his playoff run

If Beyonce has abandoned the worlds most perfect act iii drop day because everyone figured it out a year ago, y’all not allowed to guess anything ever again

My love language is acts of service and I don’t know if my family is hostile toward that because it’s my love language or if that’s my love language because my family thinks it is martyrdom to do something nice and not expect something from it 🤣

I will actually never get over the senior photo industries token male photographer becoming an internationally famous environmental drag queen. Every time I’m like “that’s crazy, ten years ago I watched a room full of middle aged women bully him into doing the single ladies choreo for them.”

Empow!

Lmfao and y’all are so so mad now

It’s so on the nose it’s barely a metaphor anymore.

Marshawn be anywhere

And I would like to applaud Cozy Earth for baiting everyone into promoting their long form advertisement for soft blankets because people are genuinely worked up about it and it’s on the COZY EARTH YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Because ITS MARKETING. FOR BLANKETS. 🤣🤣🤣

I wish everyone could just be honest. My guess is that Emma thinks it’s a Kansas City problem not an Ally problem lol

I will remain hopeful that he is just immature

Voice work CRAZY Also RPatz be doing ANYTHING Also this is funny with the lore involving a certain predator

I’m pretty sure he’s not a vegan cause he’s eating eggs and cheese in this story

She posted the body cam yesterday and When he said “hand to god” and then said “OTHER HAND” when she put her right up because she doesn’t have a right hand lmfaooooo

If you remember it too hard it will give you a nervous breakdown and make you feel like you’re in the Truman show so don’t do that

They have the breakout star of SNL in the promos lmao

Plumlee and Biyombo both came in and just smacked McCain upside the head that shit was wild

The thing is Shai is correct, he had a bad game. Idc how many points he had 🤣 That boy was trash more than not

I’m just here cause it’s funny to call Mike Tirico “the announcer”. I love my smiley Sally Hansen brand deal having Jared McCain 🤣

Just let Jared shoot the ball cause those aren’t even moving the net my god

I know everybody’s on my nerves but damn y’all on Reggie’s nerves

All of these men flop. Some of them are better actors than others. Some of them are truly horrid actors. But they all flop. And every guy who ever won MVP has some specifically annoying thing they do that everyone bitches about cause that dudes beating their team. It’s old.

just one goddam cabinet meeting where childrens genitals arent a topic of conversation

Lmfao no let him his feelings would get hurt so bad

Wemby on the ground so Lu Dort shoots a 3 Girl, please

This stupid starting camera angle gives me motion sickness lol

I’d love to see the stats on Wemby in the regular season vs now cause he has been MUCH better after he flopped himself into concussion protocol in the first round lol

I put more effort into announcing my senior rep team in 2015.

Can confirm that I have given Rachael new tools to peer pressure

Here is your monthly reminder that you can hire me so that I can keep being a photographer and I won’t have to figure out how to apply for a job! Or even understand what the descriptions of these jobs are! Portland or anywhere ✨ Olivia-Renee.com

You guys think these chemical plants are exploding because they can’t get enough water to cool the tanks because data centers are taking it all or like some other coincidental thing or like we fired everyone who’s supposed to monitor those and replaced them with ai

Y’all remember the days of women’s sports where Meghan Klingenberg was living at Jeff Van Gundy’s house like an exchange student

wake up babe the white house is a six flags