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My Aries moon is like IS THIS SHIT OUT OF PISCES YET?!

You cannot Google for shit anymore. Do you know how much work I had to put in to find out how many NCAA games were being played in Portland??

The only person on SLOMW who is actually strategic and calculated is Whitney but yall don’t wanna hear that cause you think that’s negative. 🤣🤣 Not a single other person on that show is capable of calculating a damn thing. These people are empty headed, stop giving them undeserved credit. 🤣

He loves follow the money

The women have been getting applause for standing up to taylor, not filming with her, allegedly meeting with Disney about her. If you understand “Dadtok” then this is a play for that positive attention. The men think it’s popular to hate Taylor and don’t understand nuance.

& this is actually why Mike was too famous to be out there. All that “thank you for doing this” got to his head And what he said to Christian about Gabby was so outrageously manipulative

We have to stop calling stupid people calculated. Someone in a TikTok comment probably said he should and Jordan’s troll ass probably said “yeah bro, Dadtok!”

now I probs missed some stuff but here’s a general breakdown✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

Mayci is probably happy to burn it all down if it kills Dadtok

“Kindness and Respect” lmao he filed now cause he wants to get the most money out of her before this whole thing crumbles.

It’s about advertising money. Streaming vs Broadcast. You pay for Hulu. Worst case they only advertise their own shows during SLOMW. Primetime ABC???? They pulled it cause they can make more ad $$ showing reruns of Abbott Elementary. But streaming they can do anything they want

This is the DV incident that KICKS OFF THE SHOW. It wasn’t even the video from this one lmaooo

To be fair, before the latest incident I was like I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS WOMAN IS THE BACHELORETTE through the entire season of SLOMW which was just all the other girls trying to stop Taylor from getting fired from the Bachelorette. WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS

If you’re really mad about Zac Brown you should listen to /watch No Buffs because JD is FUCKIN. PISSED. 🤣🤣 #survivor50

If Rizgod got to deliver the line “it’s operation Bad Blood” before Charlie, charlie might actually cry. #survivor50

Zac Brown now officially has more confessionals than Tiffany #survivor50

👀 🔐 #survivor50 😂

#Survivor50 Coach about spending the afternoon with Zac Brown: “This is the greatest reward in Survivor history!” Also Coach, watching a movie rated 3% on Rotten Tomatoes:

Christian is getting an edit that is gonna piss me off because it’s the ultimate David to Goliath and when it doesn’t pay off I’m gonna be so disappointed #survivor50

Okay, Zac Brown doing a weird spear fishing documentary in the middle of the episode is fucking stupid. 🤣🤣 I’m sure the video team had a great time on their reward but please #survivor50

Me: should I worry about trying to watch survivor live? Bluesky: THERE IS A 20 MINUTE ZAC BROWN CONCERT Me: tomorrow it is

The thing about me is that I’d be scared watching Sinners without the Vampires 🤣🤣 The real world stakes are plenty stressful thank you so much the vampires are honestly the least stressful part

“Where you lead, I will follow.” Yaz&Delanie to Abby 🤣

they literally renamed the entire company after this

Okay so we’ve got: 1. metalhead 2. Be right back Let me know if there are anymore direct rip offs of black mirror episodes I missed!

For people who love that gd “first they came for” poem so bad you sure didn’t notice the “they’re blaming a minority group in the hopes of instigating a violent reaction” the first 6 times they did it in the last year.

Anyway, hard left turn: Cecred dropped a set of stylers and imma spend all my money

*Whispers cause it’s not really my business* Uhh some of yall are getting a little too “absolving the Bibs of his crimes” about this…

This resonates with me so deeply.

Oh yeah I saw last night Japan basically said LMFAO girl no

I literally don’t know what Dune is about outside of sand. That’s literally all I know. Sand. And I’m probably never gonna find out. Just 3 movies about sand.

#paradisehulu I understand that Jane is a villain and a serial killer. However If she were to torture Gary to death I’d forgive all her crimes. 🤣

So what fixes the part of adhd where you only see the entire scope of a thing and you are overwhelmed at all times cause that’s ruining my life

Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life

The new TikTok algorithm hyper focuses and its more addicting and less satisfying. 😑 More addicting because I will lock into a discussion on a specific topic so easily. Because that’s how I function in all situations lol Less satisfying because now it’s predictable and repetitive.

Location wise… I’d pick SD too. I get it.

I saw so much content about Mormon Wives before seeing it and now seeing it What….show were yall watching? I’m concerned about how badly people have interpreted these conversations 😬😬😬

I genuinely cannot believe Taylor is allowed to be the Bachelorette lmfaooo

Just found out that Saorise Ronan hasn’t won an Oscar which seems wrong And that she’s married to the guy who plays River in Slow Horses???

It’s funny what roles he wins “acting” awards for. Cause like….is that actually just his authentic self?

The Oscars refuse to give the best picture win to a movie anybody wants to watch multiple times. 🤣 and you know they were like we JUST gave it to that scary Asian movie!! We can’t give it to a scary Black movie only like 6 years later!

I am now realizing how mad I would have been if MBJ didn’t get best actor 🤣 cause like woooo didn’t give Ryan enough things!

Alright bye girl

But real talk, Michael B Jordan named every Black person to win Best Actor and Best Actress. all of them.

Ever since that Variety article…

SCREAMED SO LOUD I SCARED MY DOG

We’re in “am I about to be mad?” Zone

Fucking Christ man, Adrien no one cares. It’s not funny and you aren’t selling it.

Y’all I am so bored of Mr Maya Rudolph.