Which is why Disney’s behavior made zero sense— the capitalists are not locked in

Oh this is Bravo

I know this is going to be good because it starts with S And I’ve never heard of it before right now And I’ll laugh when they move it to next week.

It sometimes concerns me that people do not understand when she is using targeted language. “She didn’t say his name.” Cause it’s not really about *him* it’s about Schumer and Jefferies throwing a tantrum because they didn’t get their way. It’s about a pattern of pushing out youth in the party.

I just watched Last Week Tonight and John Oliver was like just say “fuck you! Make me!” Because why are they not?!

Some of you, “oh you thought WHAT?! You idiots. Obviously that would never happen.” …. Some of you people just never thought anything.

I’ll have to go find this but I also believed this and I wonder if it’s for the same reason: the government being a dictatorship fucks with their money and usually, they don’t let people fuck with their money. Like have we heard from Tylenol yet? I can’t believe Disney capitulated at all.

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

You can get a Covid shot in Oregon without any bs now, if you aren’t like me and you don’t follow Jeff Merkley on Instagram 🤣🤣

See cause Jimmy Kimmel may have been financially fine but what about the 200 people who work at the show in an industry that is increasingly difficult to get work in? Critical thinking is so important!!! 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Because a lot of Black women worked in federal jobs that the federal government cut. It’s like a billion times easier to get a private company to act right — and also y’all think Black and brown people don’t work at Jimmy Kimmel? Do folks not know how many people are employed at a tv show??

Don't suppose anybody in the room took it upon themselves to ask anybody in this admin why they'd rather have dead kids than autistic ones?

Oh damn he ran out of POC to scam he’s gonna have to go back to his roots

A thing about being medically gaslit your whole life is that you start to gaslight yourself and be like “wow stop being dramatic, your hands work fine, you’re pretending to have loss of your fine motor skills.” & its like no bitch you have a loss of circulation and nerve function. Stop it.

Lololol ooooh she hid that good but I think that was a lil extra far back with the elbow

The CC fans gotta be SICK rn 🤣🤣🤣

Ohhhhh, they are saying a lot of things at this lil memorial during the eclipse that …. Well it’s a reason you don’t manifest or do rituals during an eclipse

And you know this why the girls don’t wanna do the MVP trophy shit right before a game.

Once again god bless Martinelli 🙏🏽

😭😭😭

It’s honestly a real problem for me rn

She saw Messi was doing it so she started practicing

yaaaaaaasss Miss Mexico

This is now a class action

I am suing Merritt Paulson for this broke bitch shit ass pitch

Not the good one cause that one’s been gone for a minute. I’ve been actually going to my following tab!

Just realizing that I have had VERY specific interactions with famous people 🤣 1. The time I did jokes with Hannah Einbinder while her friend and my brother discussed their GERD 2. The time I helped Becky Sauerbrunn explaine how the Ukraine conflict raised gas prices to Crystal Dunn.

Are we sure it was an accident lol

“The Biden-Harris admin” is where people always lose me. Assigning a level of accountability to a Black woman that no one assigns to men. Cause don’t act like you don’t say “The Bush Administration.” Your point may be valid, but until you check that…

It’s very clear to me that what Candace Owens is going through is the realization that even with one of their top yt guys this admin will grift and lie and not really give a fuck and just use him for their own agenda. And her brain finally said and what do you think they’d do if it were you?

I wish my dog could just let me know that we NEEEEED to go outside and sprint down the block because her brother is also outside right now.

Kat is still out there fighting four hours after this. I'm just fucking livid.

Me every 5 minutes…. SO THE FCC WONT LET ME BE

Now what y’all were expecting from hair ruffle Jimmy, I do not know. Fallon sucks up to literally everyone to the point where he doesn’t even let them speak because he has to HAHAHAHA at them so aggressively 🙃

it's also really important to spread the "this is illegal" message as far as you can because the majority of people are not exposed to it! most people do not even know the government is doing the illegal thing it's doing, let alone that it's illegal. when they learn about it they get mad!

WHY DID THE LIGHTS GO OUT LIKE THAT

3 game series are insane tbh

Not that removed from the strike either

Mark Jones needs to calm tf down lol

Can you believe— in the end they didn’t need either of those white girls 🤣

Atlanta. A mess.

Losing TikTok will absolutely fuck my chronic pain management tbh Cause according to my text messages, TikTok told me about Thoracic outlet syndrome on February 1st. Took until today, September 18th, to get it diagnosed….have it on both sides and have to get injections. 🙄🙃

Folks, I don’t know what end is up right now.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Ok but competitive window tinting

Gahhhhhhh but honestly what a first season

I guess we’re doing fuck around and find out Fall, then. Can’t wait to save money and not leave my house. ✨

So my only question is will Kimmel be on Colbert tomorrow

Beefing with the “steal kids Halloween candy” prank guy is embarrassing