You know what is terrible? Having to be conscious of every muscle you use cause you naturally use all the wrong ones.

The NWSL is so mid right now like sorry I think everyone is kind of putting in bare minimum rn and no fans seem happy anywhere 🤣🤣

See also the World Cup and the men’s World Cup

Y’all soooo excited about Joe’s honor and integrity strategy being shot down are gonna be SO MAD when this man is with Coach and Colby!!! Coach can’t define it but he loves it!! 🤣🤣🤣 aht aht don’t get too excited #survivor50

Men will do literally anything except go to therapy. Unless it's with a robotics professor who you watched poop their pants the day before. #Survivor50

Coach demanding that he’s playing with honor by stealing that key from Ozzy and teeing up Ozzy for that “yep, I agree. Just like he’s always played.” Don’t give me anyone new for like 10 more seasons. Just give me new chaotic combinations. #survivor50

I broke my arm when I was 9 and I still can’t look at a picture of that so no thank you to this video. I believe your descriptions!

Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

Not if we’re being reasonable and sane

To recap: I haven’t been able to form a thought for three days, a door handle broke off my car, my disposal broke and is leaking under my sink, my neck muscles have fought off the last of my steroid injections and I’ve had two insane headaches

If you need affordable cute indoor or outdoor ceramic plant pots — Home Goods is your place. I did ask the cashier for some tissue paper so I could stack them inside each other and she said no, they don’t wrap pots. Which was genuinely mystifying.

Talarico needs to learn the lessons Bernie never did. I won’t hold my breath tho.

I saw the dog walker talking about how she was going to leave on TikTok and by the time I saw it all the comments were like “oh, how did you get out btw? Cause I think I saw you on a private jet? From Trump? That’s so weird. Cause you said you were getting yourself out.” 🤣

I already got burned by the Beto of it all, so I shall not be investing in the fate of a swoopy bangs white guy in Texas.

I knew the outcome of Traitors UK the whole time and yet I was sure I had bad information because it was impossible this could be the outcome. 🤣🤣 I can’t believe it worked. Claudia is crying ahahahaha #traitorsUK

I think the outcome of the Texas primary will be completely the same as if the national media didn’t do all the racism and that we could have just skipped the racism. But that’s just me.

He brought up the dog oh my god

The fact that we’ve had three presidents born in the summer of 1946 in my lifetime should not be a fun fact I’m learning today!! Either you were born in 1946 or you were on the Obama ticket.

Kristaps is being gaslit by the warriors about having POTS? 🤣🤣🤣 that’s basically a symptom of POTS

if I ever need a lawyer, somebody call this lady

There’s a certain religion/cult that loves government jobs and dooms day prepping. lol just saying

My favorite trap on The Traitors is when it’s just a dude who is kind of dumb and an asshole 🤣 Also if I were on that show I’d constantly be in the corner like “I don’t think he’s a traitor, he’s just a dumb ass and probably a cheater.” 🤣🤣

It’s too bad it doesn’t look like her at all!

Sure it requires nuance, but people are allowed to be stressed or afraid about being stuck in Doha or Dubai. That’s a very common connection to have in a flight itinerary. Going to India and ending up in closed airspace in the Middle East would be terrifying.

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Never should have been a question that Michael B Jordan would win at SAG cause actors understand acting. And they all saw him do that and understood the skill and effort required and most probably said “you’d have to pay me 10 billion to do all that.” While voting for him 🤣

I don’t know if anyone ever clocks this because I am only on episode 4 but Fiona does this thing where she will bring up a certain moment/incident or introduce a conversation and ask a question about it and then she acts like the entire event is brand new information 30 seconds later 🤣🤣 #traitorsuk

Can you imagine what the knuckle heads of the federal government would do if a country decided to…regime change… over here? Lmfao. One side would destroy itself trying to take power and Chuck Schumer would write so many letters on some Hamilton wrote the other 51 🤣

EMERGENCY, #oregon forest friends! Three more weeks to comment. No public hearings scheduled.

Underrated part of when they cast normal people on the traitors is that sometimes you get to be like “hahahaha IS THIS OLD WOMAN A SOCIOPATH?”

Catherine O’Hara was the reason I turned The Studio on and she was a real fucking good time on it.

Seth Rogen accepting Catherine O’Hara’s posthumous award for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series for The Studio #ActorAwards

I’ll translate this for y’all: I’m not the captain yet and I’m trying not to look like I’m doing a mutiny.

UK Traitors has that fun thing where people are always secretly connected or related so you get to be like secret traitor! Lesbians!!! FAMILY OF FOUR!

The Hughes bros, Megan Keller, and Hilary Knight on SNL with Connor Storrie

If you wouldn’t be on 4chan why tf are you on the rotting remains of the website formerly known as Twitter dot com

I would love to know what this FBI being on high alert could possibly look like

This actually should be considered a war crime.

I feel like the only people spying on them are blackmailers and I’m like any chance it’s someone who’s gonna forward the evidence to The Hague? Maybe?

“World on Fire” activates my generational trauma and therefore I’m pretty stable. The flipside is that I can’t relax when things are okay— but how often is that really 🤣🙃😬

Treating the thorns head coaching position like the defense against the dark arts job

This is a waste of time. I’ll let you know what I decide to call him cause I’m not learning his name. He’ll be gone in a minute.

Ok so I would love for no one to start a war next Winter Olympics. This is a weird thing to be doing.

Why did the electric company just send me an offer for “nights and weekends” pricing

I had to stop watching Paradise last night because these mute children were deeply upsetting to me.

Say a prayer for what has been. We’ll be the ones to purify our father’s sins.

It’s mercury retrograde. Iran has basically no internet. Believing a detailed story seems like a no for me. Let’s have some discernment!

Ohhh one more weird thing and he’s getting up outta here soon for sure

When you think about it for more than 5 seconds, it really is both insane and outrageous that *HILLARY CLINTON* - a woman who apparently has never met with nor corresponded with Jeffrey Epstein was one of the first people deposed.

Watching Paradise and MEN are going to need to learn social skills before the impending apocalypse. OKAY? Like a “hello, my name is” “I don’t want to hurt you.” Let’s practice!!