Hobbit Cafe serving giant sandwiches with sprouts on them since I was a kid

lol

Buncha wine moms incoming

lfg

Knew it was gonna be Vernon Maxwell

He’s not wrong as a Bsky super user I’m pretty dang mad

Have R senators? (Like me?) Call Schumer’s office to tell him you will never donate to another D senate campaign again as long as he’s Senate leader. Tell him this deal is a shameful joke and a betrayal. (202) 224-6542

Huh there are really people out there calling Houston Intercontinental “Bush Airport,” that is wild stuff.

Hell yeah

Toyota Celica ass name

So are the Texas national guard still just chilling outside Joliet or

I guess I just think all wives should try being aloof and see how they like it

Okay this wins

I’m missing the Texas Book Festival again and I hate that for me

Like, on one hand we definitely already know all this and on the other it’s a clarifying and important read. This stuff bears repeating.

The only thing I like about this is it’s one way I can tell that he’s Sad.

Okay hear me out. I’m reading that Mamdani’s talented artist wife Rama Duwaji designed his striking font and whole graphic identity. She was born in Houston. You know who else is from Houston? Yeah you do:

Toyota Celica ass name

Okay hear me out. I’m reading that Mamdani’s talented artist wife Rama Duwaji designed his striking font and whole graphic identity. She was born in Houston. You know who else is from Houston? Yeah you do:

There has to be a way for us to take these people on and win. They're bad people with bad ideas who do not have their shit together. You know?

Hello @algreen.house.gov please don't run again, we like you and respect you and it's time for you to retire. Houston can use your leadership here at home. There is so much to do here.

texadelphia cheesesteak with double mustard sauce

Don’t be mad at me (or do, whatever I don’t care), but Trump has never been more relatable than he when he roasted JD Vance and told him to shut up yesterday.

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Happened to someone I know today.

There has to be a way for us to take these people on and win. They're bad people with bad ideas who do not have their shit together. You know?

I just think it’s cool when someone who isn’t an elderly racist wins

I just think it’s cool when someone who isn’t an elderly racist wins

Also the Wes Anderson font!

Man, do you know what rules? Actually loving other people, reminding us that we deserve a government that cares for us, and inspiring us to meet our neighbors.

California thanks for voting to help us out here in TX

Oh thank god.

My people

yay us we deserve this

everybody gets twenty-four hours to lib out with impunity, tonight is the cringe purge

A pack of 10,000 rats has dragged Andrew Cuomo into the subway

Merely *thinking* of hoping makes me teary but I know we have to.

In related news I've been thinking about getting my first tattoo at age 54 and what if....aloof wife....it could be good

“Aloof wife” is still making me laugh on day two. I’m calling it now: this one’s entering internet lexicon.

Daughter voted in PA Supreme Court election, raising ‘em right over here.

Daughter voted in PA Supreme Court election, raising ‘em right over here.

Remember election night Twitter? Feels like a million years ago. Anyway, I’m reluctantly going to go vote and then going out to dinner with my mom, hope to return very very good news from/for all of you.

Day just keeps getting better

This was Beto 2018 in Texas. So many connections/friendships made, so people stayed in organizing. We’re still deep in the weeds down here, even more so now that they’re making us a major cog in the deportation machine, but I got to see what this could look like on that campaign & haven’t forgotten.

Okay I know policy and governance improvements and millions of people getting a healthier city to live in is the most important thing, yadda yadda…but also, we all deserve the night we will have on here if Mamdani wins.

I can smell this post.

I’m doing a new practice of writing down in a notebook all the books I acquire and when, and all I can say about that is, yikes.

“Aloof wife” is still making me laugh on day two. I’m calling it now: this one’s entering internet lexicon.

One would not think it would be that hard, and yet!