WHAT: Schiaparelli (couture, fall 2026) OCCASIONS: abdicating the crown or at midnight in an intimate party pulling the velvet off a covered portrait to reveal—Good God, no!—a shocking family truth IF IT WERE A SCENT: chandelier packed in hay EMOTIONAL RANGE: mercenary/abiding #MJMfashionGuide

Tag yourself I’m so standard

we, the uninitiated, are going to be stuck chasing this feeling forever

We need more than a pausa de hidratacion, like a pausa de chill pill or something.

Absolutely cannot believe people volunteer to be goalies in this sport

Well I finally read a Sally Rooney book (Intermezzo, bought at the airport on an emergency novel basis). I liked it. Mostly just feel like I've filled in a gap in my cultural knowledge.

vamos mexico

Oh I like this take

But they can all bring guns, right? Because everyone knows that having guns everywhere is necessary for a safe society, and is in fact why this is this country in the world with the least violence. /sarcasm

Absolutely no making it up, go see

I see my dad has won the "should we feed the peacock" battle

The dream of being governed by someone who doesn’t hate you

“He didn’t display the hubris that would have led him to say, ‘I, mark Sandman, with my sultry voice & dark brooding eyes & my thoughtfulness & winking humor & my willingness to say fuck in interviews’ am a cure for your pain, but he was. God damnit, he absolutely was.” Mark Sandman died otd 1999

The Left(s) should get onboard with a massive expansion of public libraries across the country over the next 25 years. This is an affirmative project.

Unironically, a thing I feel incredible joy over @ America 250 is every person here — of which there have been So many, just normal regular people & families — who’ve shown a willingness to put their own bodies and safety on the line to tell the White House “not without a fight you don’t”

it was a queer, sultry summer, the summer cabo verde won the world cup

Why did it take 52 minutes for this post to find me. WHY.

Over here learning the rules of soccer at my big age

would love to see a hostile audit of Freedom 250. hell, would love to see hostile audits of everything even tangentially related to trump. this will produce endless material. you could conceivably bring the administration to an effective halt!

Sharing a couple pictures that bring me joy. I took these on a trip to Yosemite Valley last month.

Okay I found the sender on Facebook and sent him a message asking if he wants me to send his card back (he owns a sports memorabilia company) we will see what transgresses.

I used to know someone, a friend of a friend, who said in response to the outpouring of grief after Trump was elected the first time, how come nobody cared that we felt this way after Obama was elected? I think about it a lot.

A stranger in Rosemount, MN sent me a baseball card for some reason

It is seriously alarming how many of the world’s wealthiest and most powerful people are just screamingly mentally unwell in deeply toxic, dangerous ways.

I really want to go to the Outlaw Country Festival on Sunday but it's at the Woodlands, and that's just....for one thing, it's not very outlaw, you know?

*joins the class action suit*

Excellent list by @briantallerico.bsky.social of 10 movies by foreign born directors who saw the USA more clearly than its own directors did. So glad to see Robocop on here. www.rogerebert.com/features/thr...

"A portion of the D2C proceeds from Days Of Unrest‘s vinyl edition will be donated to the Florence Immigrant & Refugee Rights Project (FIRRP)." Directly into my veins, etc.

Tonight on Criterion Channel: The Darjeeling Limited (I needed easy yet rewarding, this is perfect)

Speaking of beverages 👀👀👀

It feels so on brand for us, but I don’t really know why

Y’all wtf this is so good

🚨 HUGE ongoing surge of ICE arrests, with ICE directing 80% of all officers to go out into the field and round people up, aiming to hit 2,000 arrests a day; which would be more than during the Minneapolis surge. This may be why the nun in Texas got briefly picked up. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/u...

Whomst among y’all knew that All Fours by Miranda July was extremely my shit and failed to tell me

movements change the "common sense"

Looking for a meaningful way to celebrate America 250 on July 4? Take a free, short, nonpartisan HarvardX online course on the U.S. Constitution: bit.ly/FreeCourseHa... (click “audit” for free version)

like I said upthread, I am NOT a John Paul II girlie, but he did come up in the Polish Resistance. one of his most important moves as Pope was framing opposition to the Nazis as a holy act - as in, canonizing numerous Catholics who sacrificed their lives during WWII to protect Jewish people

Whomst among y’all knew that All Fours by Miranda July was extremely my shit and failed to tell me

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TIL Hillary Duff is from Houston

Good morning, America, welcome to Schism Watch Bluesky, it’s like Scaffolding Night but with cool hats

Good morning, America, welcome to Schism Watch Bluesky, it’s like Scaffolding Night but with cool hats

I can't get over how parallel rejectionism of Vatican II is with rejection of the Reconstruction Amendments in US politics. Surely a coincidence that both were forged in the aftermath of a hard-won victory over the forces of violent bigotry.

Always read Patricia Lockwood

Just had one of those things happen. You know those things that just make everything suddenly different even though it isn't even about you. I became part of the worst moment of a family's life tonight and I'm... Shook. 1/x

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“We want normal Americans to be able to live a dignified life and I think that’s a very very Christian concept.” Duuuuuude I do not think the Bible means what you think it means.

“Gov. Greg Abbott on Tuesday called the Supreme Court decision upholding birthright citizenship a ‘missed opportunity’… (writing) on X that birthright citizenship ‘will forever change our nation if left unaddressed.’” Missed opportunity to recreate the country in his own racist image, yeah. (🎁🔗)

May I present the winner of the Nicene Creed snark competition: