I love in the movie Casablanca when Humphrey Bogart turns to Dooley Wilson and sings, "Hey DJ keep playing that song all night/On and on and on (On and on and on and on)..."

I love in the movie "They Live", when "Rowdy" Roddy Piper says, "I seem to have run out of bubblegum. Does anyone have some bubblegum they could... well, not *lend* me... that would be gross if you wanted it back. But I would gladly pay you Tuesday for some bubblegum today!"

I have had my annual visit from a katydid!! 😻😻😻 Unfortunately I didn't have time for a chat -- my kitten is a ferocious bug-nommer, so I felt I had to get my insect friend out of the house as quickly as possible. But I did appreciate the visit!

(the fabric of space and time are torn asunder... an ancient Egyptian sorcerer steps forth from the void, and says, in a voice like thunder:) SORCERER: "WHO HAS SUMMONED THE MIGHTY AH-SETI-FEN-AMUN FROM HIS MILLENNIA OF SLUMBER?" TRUMP: "Ohhhhh shit."

Do NOT take VitaMeataVegeMegde... Veatamita... Vitaveata... Velveetamota... VitaMeataVegeMin™. Don't do it. Vitavoota... uhh, *that stuff* causes collywobbles. Pour a little in your glass!

You mean Trump didn't actually broker a cease-fire between Aphasia and Aberystwyth? Sorry, I'm being told it's between AC/DC and Aerosmith. We apologize for the confusion. To clarify, Dimpled Troop has broken a Swiss-fear between Anemia and Abercrombie. Can I be President now?

What is a movie you've seen a million times but will watch a million more?

No, no, today wasn't the rapture. Nor even the hip-hopture. I think it was the dubstepture, so everybody kind-of lost interest.

Until now, when I looked at Tom Homan, I wasn't thinking "cashbag". But I was very close.

Dear Other Countries: You need to understand that 1/3 of our country thinks he's right; 1/3 of our country thinks he's completely out of his mind & the dumbest motherfucker the nation has yet produced; and 1/3 couldn't even pick him out of the police lineup he so truly deserves to be in.

Nobody really really really wants to zig-a-zig, ahh any more, and that's, well... that's perfectly fine with me.

Well. Time to remind myself once again not to say anything about the smirking ass-clown, lest a chorus of smirking ass-clowns accuse me of offending the other smirking ass-clown, and by this time I can't even tell which smirking ass-clown I'm talking about because they're ALL SMIRKING ASS-CLOWNS.

Today's T-shirt. (Alas, I'm just a Regular Old One, not a Great Old One...)

Post a female character you love 🖤

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

Trans rights are human rights.

post a movie you *love* with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

You may not realize your kitten is getting bigger, but there will be Signs...

Make a band singular Mötley Indivïdüal Säilör

Make a band singular Shipwood Mac

Make a band singular Unum Vanillum

Sorry, I thought "Groypers" was Yiddish slang for "dingleberries".

I'd dip the flag For James Tiberius... But *Charlie* Kirk? You can't be serious! MAGA Shave

Me updating my dating profile:

Yeah, I'm a SJW. Social Justice

How do you answer your phone?

COP 1: My god, a man's been shot! COP 2: Hey, look! There goes a masked man with a gun! COP 1: That's *me*, you dope. Hey, look! There's another man with a -- COP 3: All right, put that gun down and take off that ma-- Steve? COP 2: Frank? COP 1: (sigh) Can we just arrest a brown person?

Thoughts and prayers for the late Charlie Reichstag Fire.

Using a GIF, vid, or pic, share a great horror movie scene 🎥😱🖤

It came! It came!! My bargain movie haul has arrived...

Slightly diminish a book: Charlotte's LAN Peacekeeping Action and Temporary Cease-fire Gödel, Escher, Pachelbel Confessions of an English Aspirin-eater

If you see this repost with a vampire that's not Dracula.

Slightly diminish a book, Dickens edition: The Pickwick Post-Its A Tale of Two Unincorporated Boroughs Penniless Pennyby Oliver Kink Realistic Expectations

Slightly diminish a book: See Ya Later, Weapons!

Alan Smithee's Autumn Sonata

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary Indiana and the Kingdom of the Crystal Twat (Wait -- I'm getting my assignments mixed up...)

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Poltergary

Jan Švankmajer's Cars 2

Jess Franco's Bunnicula

Children of the Gorn

Gorn Free

Post a television character you most identify with.

If Bluesky were really dying it would drop its snow-globe and whisper the cryptic word, "Alf-hog...!"

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Glengarry Glen Gary

NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE

Meg Ryan, best known for her role as Lisa in the 1983 Richard Fleischer film AMITYVILLE 3-D

That's NOT HIM. It's a hologram of an animatronic crisis actor! He died of an overdose of adrenachrome while he was visiting Uganda to discuss building an ICE prison in Kampala. That's right: Trump was akshully dead in Africa! RELEASE THE LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE! Hashtag Deathers 💀🤪

This is your periodic reminder that Frankenstein was the name of the doctor, not the monster. The monster's name was Binky.