Share one of your favorite movie posters

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

I spent WAAAAY too much money yesterday on Lunar New Year food & snacks, which only I will end up eating. 我是大胖子. Tôi sẽ rất béo. I'm worth it 🤪. It's the year of the Fire Horse. I'm a Fire Horse: it's my auspicious 60th year. Even my Chinese name has a horse in it, so I'm considering this My Year.

I get my news from reliable source.

Name a black and white film.

Alternative titles for MELANIA: TRIUMPH OF THE SWILL A SLOVENIAN FILM SALOPE, OR 20 DAYS OF SOD 'EM A NIGHTMARE ON PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE I SPIT ON YOUR CONSTITUTION

Superbowl? Nah. If I want to watch people engaged in strenuous physical activity that I could never hope to keep up with, well... that's what porn is for.

Blazing Saddles Django (1966) A Fistful of Dollars The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly The Great Silence Massacre Time Oblivion (🤪 1994; it counts!) Once Upon a Time in the West Unforgiven The Valley of Gwangi (🦖🤠 it counts!)

I only watch porn to learn how normal people interact socially. Being shy and socially awkward myself, I study these movies and memorize the dialogue for use in public situations later. I mean, it seems to work REALLY well for them...

They said liberals were trafficking children, but it turned out this was the oligarchs. They said liberals were consuming kids' blood, but now the oligarchs ADMIT they do this to maintain their youth. But they also said liberals were lizard people in human skin suits, and... now I'm just waiting.

Yesterday I was eating some qatayef filled pancakes. My kitten came in and stole one right out of the box, and ran away growling to murder it like a mouse. Tonight, I heard a bonk bonk bonk sound, and in comes Tissue Box Head to visit. That's my boy! 🤦‍♂️🤪

This piano piece was written in December 1989 in response to the murder of Romanian protesters by their government's secret police. Seemed sadly appropriate to post it now. Its middle section is based on a Transylvanian folksong. A translation is in the YouTube description. youtu.be/P239JKKYYEs

The only way they can get anyone to watch "Melania."

"The worst movie I've ever seen..."? 🤔

I'd rather staple my testicles to a wind turbine in a hurricane than watch Melania.

Share a Preacher, Priest, or Nun.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Sausage The Man With the Golden Sausage The Gracie Allen Sausage Case Sausage Trek III: The Search for Sausage Bonus: Black Pudding Sunday Linguiça and the Devil The Wurst Little Whorehouse in Texas

Quote with 5 jobs you had: * Greengrocer * English teacher * Education coordinator for an arts group/in-school visiting composer * IT guy * Advertising copywriter

Five jobs I've had: * Garbage man * Record store clerk * Storyteller/versifier * Management & staff of 3 non-profits, including a cat rescue 😺 * Bad movie critic. Hyphenate that however you want 🤪

Post a picture that you took.

Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again: Deep Red The Psychic Zombie Messiah of Evil Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein (why, why, WHY?! 🤪)

Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again: Alien Beware! The Blob Cotton Comes to Harlem Godzilla vs the Smog Monster Young Frankenstein

You as a cartoon:

Timeline lightener:

Pier Paolo Pasolini's Melania: 20 Days o̶f̶ ̶S̶o̶d̶o̶m̶... uhh, to History

deleting signal now that I know it's compromised. find me at the other end of this string with a tin can on the end

Chris Columbus's Cannibal Holocaust

Post a flower.

Our old neighbors hated us. They also hated our cats. But when they found abandoned kittens in the woods near their second home, they knew who to bring them to. Born late March, 2009 Brought to us April 4, 2009 Died January 24, 2026 😿💔

1/5 That Guy isn't right in the head. And his body is worse, it's been said. We'll rejoice, goodness knows, When he finally goes, But... how will we know when he's dead?

He does know what happened to the*original* armada... right?! 🤦‍♂️

It looks like our eldest boy cat is about to die. It's apparently some form of cancer, though we were unable to identify it, let alone get it treated. Nothing has worked. He's not even 17... This is rough.

Air Force One turning back when That Guy is told there is no "R" in "Davos". Rage and frustration over the fact he can't get the ICE Daleks he wanted.

If I understand this correctly, one of the dumbest people on the planet just accused a whole country of people, including the diaspora population here in the US, of being dumb. 😶 Now I understand why Epstein hung around with him: even his IQ is under 18...

No President should say such horrific, slanderous, racist things about an entire people. Does a country not having a functional government mean its people are idiots? Does a lawless regime suggest a moral failing in its citizens? Really? Because white America CHOSE those things... Just saying. 🤔

Drop something GLASS 🪟🖤🥛 m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1AL...

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand (\_/) (°_°) />🐰<

It's important to remember that the Emoluments Clause is in the body of the Constitution. It's not an Amendment. Free speech, the right to bear arms, no unreasonable search and seizure... these were AFTERTHOUGHTS. But the Emoluments Clause came first. And it's the first thing That Guy violated.

The first ingredient in both these cakes is "artificial eggs" 🤢 But I am addicted to them!!! I like the yak ones better than the camel ones, which are a little bit gummy and don't rise as much in the center. But they're both delicious with coffee in the morning.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen #musicsky 🎶 1. NJ Percussion Ensemble 2. Richard Thompson 3. "Weird" Al Yankovic 4. Tatiana Nikolaevna's complete Beethoven Sonata cycle 5. Stanisław Skrowaczewski & the Philadelphia Orchestra playing Bruckner's 8th Symphony, 1983. CHANGED MY LIFE.

I once dated a taxi driver. It was a love, a fare.

I once dated an egg farmer, but just to get laid.

Clearly this applies to the Far Side of Memphis.

Every day I remind myself: I am enough. It's working: everyone else says they've had enough of me, too. #AphorismsForTheStupidTimeline

What doesn't kill me makes me a little bit deader inside. #AphorismsForTheStupidTimeline

For every liberal action, there is an equal and opposite reaction; otherwise the media will ignore it and pretend it never happened. #AphorismsForTheStupidTimeline

When life hands you lemons, you are clearly hallucinating. #AphorismsForTheStupidTimeline

Do what you love, and you will never eat a day in your life. #AphorismsForTheStupidTimeline