It was my bad for giving in to hope That's on me 😋

Why did justice Jackson issue the stay when she knows people are desperate? This wasn't even a conservative justice, which makes it all the more disgusting What the fuck is going on?

Why did one of the liberal justices issue the stay???

They knew people would have hope after those rulings and they loved crushing it Truly depraved people

Went to sleep thinking the SNAP thing was pretty much done, woke up to the supreme court fucking me and my fellow poors I hate this place

In a competition with my cat to see who can sleep more

It's always 4:20 on the Network clock

You can tell he had his morning snort of stimulants today Still looks like shit though🍊

It's funny how they'll be multiple separate groups of people working towards some scientific discovery that was always inevitably going to be figured out eventually and yet we only give credit to the first person who discovers it as though without them we'd never have known Humans are so weird

I suppose I do have some childlike qualities, but in mostly good ways, like, trauma may have ruined my life but it didn't ruin my soul, and I refuse to turn into something I don't want to be or conform to what people think I should be and people like me so I must be doing something right

Some people in my building think I'm naive even though I know exactly what's going on and I'm actually very jaded but I let them think that because because it's fun to watch them lie and I really don't care what they think and they'll give away the game by thinking I'm some childlike dumbass🙂

My mind is completely blank today Nice!

The only thing that's actually cheaper now is eggs, which is great, except when you check your cholesterol

They can lie all they want but when people go to the grocery store the proof is in the pudding costing more, along with almost everything else Just who are they lying to?

Under the cover of covers

As hard as it can be sometimes I don't take my life for granted, all I have to do is look outside to see how lucky I am. I have my own little apartment I only leave when I want to, food most of the month, good stuff to watch, a shower, things other people don't have I even love washing my one dish

Soon we'll see recipes for boot soup

The Guinness book of world records people keep telling me there's no category for world's longest big toes?!?!?!?!

After dad died and my years of caregiving ended people told me there was no way I was going to make it on what I had to live on but here I am four and a half years later making it Barely making it is still making it, okay🙂

Their calculations are baloney because I got less than 10% of my SNAP, $12 out of $130 Many got nothing with this partial payment

From the ages of 1-9 my life was absolutely perfect, like a dream, after that things happened and it got weird and innocence died, but nothing in my family did that, it was all outside stuff, bad people doing what they do Really good nine years though

I have a cassette which contains the first joke I remember telling, when I was like 5, on the interview show my sister used to do on our portable cassette recorder, I couldn't stop laughing as I told a joke about her falling into the "poo poo box" (litter box)

My cat is so funny, I clean the litter box, he uses it, I clean it again, he uses it again, I clean it once more, he's all, I still have more pee, bro

Enjoying some canned peaches

This is exactly what my happy place looks like

I don't have any rage left, weed and time killed it, and even though I only do weed occasionally now I still never get that upset, I just sigh about stuff now, that's it, lots of sighing

Luckily alternating between relief and despair is something I'm familiar with 🙂💀

Of course they're appealing the order to fully fund SNAP Evil bastards

This is my favorite sleep position

Why didn't I climb the mountain? Because it was there

I like really unique names, like, I've never seen another person named Willem

My Tracfone plan is $15 a month for unlimited talk and text and 4GB of data which rolls over if I don't use it, which I rarely do And the service never fails It's nice

My grocery delivery driver had a really nice phone camera (I didn't look like a deranged racoon)

My male grocery pickers always go for the small cucumbers whereas the women give me the huge ones Funnily, the guys always give me the huge onions Make of that what you will🙂

Jellybeans should come in a full range of sizes

Nazi Elon Musk killed at least 600,000 people with his aid cuts, including 400,000 children, with many more to die, and that's just one expression of his sociopathy, calling him inhuman is not only reasonable it's definitionally correct If you have problem with that take it up with the Webster's

For a guy obsessed with birthrates Elon sure had no problem killing hundreds of thousands of humans He truly is a sociopath, he doesn't care one bit

I used to ask for extra olives on my Subway sandwiches and I loved when I got a sandwich artist who really got it and just absolutely loaded me up with like a whole can of olives on there

I don't really get seasonal depression, beyond being sad that I have no mantel

Sporks are great for salads with lots of croutons Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Seeing dogs in raincoats is medicinal

I still love the movie Funny Farm, Madolyn's performance alone makes up for any Chevy related misgivings, although he's good in it as well It's definitely one of my comfort movies

The safe amount of eggs to eat in a day is 13, right? RIGHT?!?!?!

Their fake pivot to affordability is hilarious to watch They say the NY election meant nothing as they suddenly change their tune Sure, Jan

GPS has robbed us of the ability to see who's really bad at drawing maps

All my Wonder Bread jokes also work as Mr Beast jokes

For years the orange nightmare was very rarely seen not covered in his orange goo I think it says something that he's not been doing that lately, as he slowly dies in front of the world Entropy is coming We should toll all the bells when it happens Ding dong

I know they're counting on their cheating going forward, although I'd argue they're governing so badly they'll still lose, but so much of what they're doing is political suicide and just stupid and self defeating and ultimately pointless That's typical of sociopathy, self destruction is assured