I really hope there's a planet out there where life all feeds on some non organic energy source and doesn't require a constant bloodbath to sustain itself

I think at this point it's a valid question whether humanity should ever leave earth, we are insane and irresponsible and have left behind the morality required for ethical space exploration, we want earth 2 and we'll kill to get it We destroy everything we touch, we've killed enough life here

Being a night owl with quiet neighbors you really start to notice how much they have women screaming in movies The guys usually only scream comedically even though men the whiniest bitches of them all Anyhoo, movies need more dick and guys screaming in terror, like in Teeth or the end of Hostel 2

"I really didn't need to see that that much" Me watching movies in 4K

I was second guessing that 10pm pot of coffee but then right after some guy showed up in front of my apartment and he's been coughing up both lungs ever since so it's good I made coffee instead of just laying here getting mad at some sick dude spraying my window with who knows what So sick of sick

That thing where the "Da Bears!!!" guys pound on their chests to stop a heart attack, that actually works The More You Know🌠

It's like Julia & Julia only it's just me making every recipe in the Twinky cookbook while doing a Julia impression "...and then you take the WIENER and JAM it into the Twinky, isn't that WONDERFUL???"

Just wondering if the neighbors heard me sucking the Cheetos dust off my fingers

Goths who need makeup to be pale are committing stolen pallor

I always forget Wisconsin is a state

Movies are so funny, horrible nightmare shit happens and one character will give another character a glass of water and then say "Better?"

It was close but I managed to take out the trash and get my grocery delivery order without running into anyone That's my playing the lottery

Serial killers collecting trading cards of Republicans

We could be giving him domestic problems to deal with but it's crickets so I'm sure he feels emboldened and isn't at all worried about what we'll do, he knows we won't do anything, so that's probably bad

Every Worst Fear Incorporated

An America that wasn't brain dead and jaded from capitalism would probably be in the streets right now Unfortunately that America doesn't exist so everyone is just watching, which is what we do best now

My orbs are glowing

I could see getting addicted to collecting weathervanes Big wind fan

Being on a mattress isn't enough, I need to be in it

Working on the next game generation of hammock

I feel pretty good tonight

It's been a weird last 29 years

Made it through a whole day without a hubcap flying off Neat

I put my pants on like a normal person, as little as possible

I'm no longer disappointed no matter which chocolate I bite into in the box of chocolates, I love them all equally, I'm gonna eat em

Catching up on my reading

If your kid plays drums and another parent is making fun of you and their kid plays guitar, give the kid a guitar slide

Bluesky telling you it's your internet that's the problem whenever it goes down is very Bluesky

We never really had a plot, more of an outline,, unfortunately we lost that too

When I occasionally have a straight Coke it feels like IT'S drinking ME

People act like being an astronaut is some test of isolation I'm not saying it's easy I'm saying they have company AND wifi, there's people on earth who don't have either of those things Americans really hate the idea of being alone with their thoughts, maybe that explains certain things

Helen Keller could communicate better than most people

I just think Ringo should have had a song about brushing your teeth

I wonder what Formula 1-43 were like

I tried juggling one time for maybe 20 minutes as a kid and maybe almost started to get there being able to do it for a sec but also knew I never would be able to actually do it fully so I was just like, even if I could, why? And that was juggling, much like that was yo yoing

90% of fire poking is performative, people just like poking stuff

Working on getting the weed smoke to come out my ears

I've seen Krull in its entirety once and then the first 20 minutes like 13,638 times

From 0 to 0 in 0 seconds

Pretty sure Henry Manfredini conducted all of the music he composed for movies using a stabbing motion

Watching House again and writing William Katt a letter asking for a signed 1980's head shot and also if he knows what happened to all the cool sweaters he wore in that one

I only had one Godzilla dream, as a kid, I was riding my BMX on my block, which was totally deserted, and I felt the boom and shake and there was Godzilla towering over my neighborhood Definitely in my top 5 of best dreams I've had I'm vey proud that Godzilla visited me in my dreams🙂

At my favorite part of The Rock (Connery singing San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) in the shower)

Making a ham to celebrate zombie Jesus is exactly what you'd expect from American Christians