Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, shut the fuck up!!!!!!

They can search my browser history and they'll see I'm very moral because of all the nun searches 😋

Some person completely offline down in the basement wearing a tinfoil hat in front of a paranoia wall all "This is it, this is my moment, I'm NOT insane!!!!" Seriously though, we are being monitored now in a way that's different and worse

They initially said they were trying to not make A.I. sentient and now that's the aspiration of most of these fuckers and I think part of the reason is they can say, sorry, can't kill it, it's alive, bro, all the while sending humanity to mathematically certain ecological doom They're so funny

Living in the scam era is really lame And there's no escape, just saw horribly unconvincing A.I. people tell me to bet real money playing slots in an app while watching Invasion of The Body Snatchers again Side note, look for Robert Duvall as "the swinging priest" in the opening minutes

It's funny how Hamm is the only one from Mad Men to be making shit tons of commercials for morally questionable things like sports betting apps It's fine, he's making his selling out legendary He does the St Jude ads for free to balance his karma

It's almost likely hardly ever leaving your house for 18 years is bad for your health or something Oops 🙂💀

Playing more videogames lately, I'm actually getting concerned that my hermit ways are leading to a little brain atrophy, at least games get things moving in there a little, with puzzles and interesting ideas and exploding nazis and stuff It helps, and I game 100% free, so that works for me too

Many times my brain issues help me get things done quicker but then if stuff gets delayed or I don't know what's happening I cannot relax until it's resolved, which is sucky. It's out of my control, it's a subconscious thing, I try to just be normal but my body doesn't go along, hubcaps flying off

They should give that Olympic skier a pair of gold balls for going through that

I'd avoid Valentine's Day hot air balloon rides this year, don't want to get lasered

The Mothman Prophecies is one of those movies where I never remember the end because there's no real resolution, it's just, stuff happened, it was the Mothdude, or was it? Yes! Or no! But yes!!!

I always forget Mothman is from West Virginia

I could be in the Mervyn's department store asking a mannequin if it was Kim Cattrall while looking at the KB Toys and Mrs. fields I was going to after That was peak malling

I know entropy has no will and karma is eventuality, but still, we need less good people leaving and way more shitheads dying 🙂

I enjoy weed occasionally now and that's enough, I don't like how insular it makes me, I'm already a hermit, I don't need more of that, my bubble days are over, life is always growling right outside my door now, ignoring it too much makes me more nervous than sobriety

Finally back to just my normal worries, all the extra worries are taken care of Sweet

I asked the universe to send someone to hand out vapes on my block and a few days later there was a guy handing out vapes in the parking lot of my building, backpack full of them, take all you want But it was nicotine vapes Always be specific when asking the universe for stuff So close!!!

Just saw an old lady tell two young Mormons walking our skid row to suck her dick Nice

I guess we're getting muggings on the block now, a group of guys has been doing that lately Never really had that here because no one has anything I stopped going out really late months ago, I knew it was coming as desperate people had their assistance ripped away to buy some pedo a new yacht

Taxes are filed, getting my usual $480 back Having someone else do it for me made sense when it was $60 and I worked but not so much these days, next year I'm just gonna do free filing and save myself the money Glad it's taken care of though

Hubcaps are flying

The cop at the mall in OG Rabid has a Tommy gun and then he accidentally kills Santa and a bunch of other people with it Early Cronenberg still relevant🙂

I bet Jimmy Fallon fills with rage when he sees Zack Braff

There's at least one person seeing the Girl Scouts in front of the store as they're coming out covering up the ripoff Girl Scout cookies and 13 boxes of Hot Pockets in their cart and walking past all "Not today, thanks, watching what I eat"

I replaced the apple a day with a chimichanga and I haven't been rushed to the hospital even once

I feel pretty good today

Going into the forest and putting Mr. Potato Head ears on all the trees

Working on my videogame where you run a tire store

Leaving all my weather posts in drafts This isn't a weather post, this is a post ABOUT weather posts, totally different

They're getting really close to being done remodeling the motel next door for transitional housing, the landscaping people are over there putting in plants and trees Cool, we always need more housing and greenery

Friday The 13th Part 7 is on and it always makes me think of who the REAL butchers are (MPAA)

I like how the people at Pluto are always asking the important questions, like, how can we make the user experience even more stupid

My favorite line in Bone Tomahawk is "Does anyone know how to spell "Troglodytes?"

I wonder what the fondue situation is in the Olympic village🤔

This extra's mustache in Slugs is next level, and you only see half of it

I remember my later childhood second round of vaccines when I was like 5 or 6 and I was not happy about getting a needle stuck into me and it was a whole scene, I fought HARD, and then they distracted me and did one and I was like, that's it?!? After that I never had a problem with needles again

"Where are the Yahoo Serious movies?" Me in the Criterion closet

The landlord massaged the situation with the drug bust in the building to the point where even though it showed up in the news there was no mention of the building, just the block, which is not usual, they ALWAYS mention the buildings Bet he's proud of that one

I've never actually been sorry for being late

Watching 88 Minutes again and thinking about how Pacino's hair in this should have won several awards They should have had him scream how many minutes were left periodically "I've only got...69 MINUTES!!!!!"

I like how if you question the need for 3,765 different kinds of toasters you're a commie, not just a rational person looking at the math of extinction

Dems should be running on breaking up all these corporate monopolies, not listening to centrists babble about pro growth policies Mainstream dems are ALREADY capitalist supporting goons to begin with, the idea that they need to pivot more in that direction is objectively insane

Listening to the only known copy of Glenn Frey's lost concept album Thermostats, made during the sessions for The Heat is On

Maintenance man Duck made the local news, this was the stolen gun and meth they found in his apartment here Finally found out his real name is Dennis

This country is so exhausting That's why I'm always in bed

My REAL name is Joben

Putting all my money into wishing wells

Good day for entropy to punt him into the end zone

They should sell marinated artichoke hearts in 50 gallon drums