Jesse Taylor Lewis
@jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social
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Hermit extraordinaire
It was my bad for giving in to hope That's on me ๐
about 1 hour ago
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Why did justice Jackson issue the stay when she knows people are desperate? This wasn't even a conservative justice, which makes it all the more disgusting What the fuck is going on?
about 1 hour ago
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about 2 hours ago
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Why did one of the liberal justices issue the stay???
about 2 hours ago
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They knew people would have hope after those rulings and they loved crushing it Truly depraved people
about 2 hours ago
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Went to sleep thinking the SNAP thing was pretty much done, woke up to the supreme court fucking me and my fellow poors I hate this place
about 3 hours ago
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In a competition with my cat to see who can sleep more
about 3 hours ago
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It's always 4:20 on the Network clock
about 7 hours ago
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about 7 hours ago
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You can tell he had his morning snort of stimulants today Still looks like shit though๐
about 8 hours ago
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It's funny how they'll be multiple separate groups of people working towards some scientific discovery that was always inevitably going to be figured out eventually and yet we only give credit to the first person who discovers it as though without them we'd never have known Humans are so weird
about 8 hours ago
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I suppose I do have some childlike qualities, but in mostly good ways, like, trauma may have ruined my life but it didn't ruin my soul, and I refuse to turn into something I don't want to be or conform to what people think I should be and people like me so I must be doing something right
about 8 hours ago
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Some people in my building think I'm naive even though I know exactly what's going on and I'm actually very jaded but I let them think that because because it's fun to watch them lie and I really don't care what they think and they'll give away the game by thinking I'm some childlike dumbass๐
about 8 hours ago
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My mind is completely blank today Nice!
about 10 hours ago
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The only thing that's actually cheaper now is eggs, which is great, except when you check your cholesterol
about 12 hours ago
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They can lie all they want but when people go to the grocery store the proof is in the pudding costing more, along with almost everything else Just who are they lying to?
about 12 hours ago
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Under the cover of covers
about 12 hours ago
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As hard as it can be sometimes I don't take my life for granted, all I have to do is look outside to see how lucky I am. I have my own little apartment I only leave when I want to, food most of the month, good stuff to watch, a shower, things other people don't have I even love washing my one dish
about 12 hours ago
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Soon we'll see recipes for boot soup
about 13 hours ago
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The Guinness book of world records people keep telling me there's no category for world's longest big toes?!?!?!?!
about 13 hours ago
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After dad died and my years of caregiving ended people told me there was no way I was going to make it on what I had to live on but here I am four and a half years later making it Barely making it is still making it, okay๐
about 13 hours ago
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Their calculations are baloney because I got less than 10% of my SNAP, $12 out of $130 Many got nothing with this partial payment
about 13 hours ago
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From the ages of 1-9 my life was absolutely perfect, like a dream, after that things happened and it got weird and innocence died, but nothing in my family did that, it was all outside stuff, bad people doing what they do Really good nine years though
about 13 hours ago
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I have a cassette which contains the first joke I remember telling, when I was like 5, on the interview show my sister used to do on our portable cassette recorder, I couldn't stop laughing as I told a joke about her falling into the "poo poo box" (litter box)
about 13 hours ago
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My cat is so funny, I clean the litter box, he uses it, I clean it again, he uses it again, I clean it once more, he's all, I still have more pee, bro
about 13 hours ago
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Enjoying some canned peaches
about 14 hours ago
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This is exactly what my happy place looks like
about 14 hours ago
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I don't have any rage left, weed and time killed it, and even though I only do weed occasionally now I still never get that upset, I just sigh about stuff now, that's it, lots of sighing
about 14 hours ago
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Luckily alternating between relief and despair is something I'm familiar with ๐๐
about 14 hours ago
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Of course they're appealing the order to fully fund SNAP Evil bastards
about 16 hours ago
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This is my favorite sleep position
about 22 hours ago
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Why didn't I climb the mountain? Because it was there
about 22 hours ago
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I like really unique names, like, I've never seen another person named Willem
about 22 hours ago
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My Tracfone plan is $15 a month for unlimited talk and text and 4GB of data which rolls over if I don't use it, which I rarely do And the service never fails It's nice
about 22 hours ago
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My grocery delivery driver had a really nice phone camera (I didn't look like a deranged racoon)
about 23 hours ago
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My male grocery pickers always go for the small cucumbers whereas the women give me the huge ones Funnily, the guys always give me the huge onions Make of that what you will๐
about 23 hours ago
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Jellybeans should come in a full range of sizes
about 23 hours ago
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Nazi Elon Musk killed at least 600,000 people with his aid cuts, including 400,000 children, with many more to die, and that's just one expression of his sociopathy, calling him inhuman is not only reasonable it's definitionally correct If you have problem with that take it up with the Webster's
about 24 hours ago
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For a guy obsessed with birthrates Elon sure had no problem killing hundreds of thousands of humans He truly is a sociopath, he doesn't care one bit
1 day ago
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I used to ask for extra olives on my Subway sandwiches and I loved when I got a sandwich artist who really got it and just absolutely loaded me up with like a whole can of olives on there
1 day ago
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I don't really get seasonal depression, beyond being sad that I have no mantel
1 day ago
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Sporks are great for salads with lots of croutons Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
1 day ago
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Seeing dogs in raincoats is medicinal
1 day ago
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I still love the movie Funny Farm, Madolyn's performance alone makes up for any Chevy related misgivings, although he's good in it as well It's definitely one of my comfort movies
1 day ago
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The safe amount of eggs to eat in a day is 13, right? RIGHT?!?!?!
1 day ago
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Their fake pivot to affordability is hilarious to watch They say the NY election meant nothing as they suddenly change their tune Sure, Jan
1 day ago
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GPS has robbed us of the ability to see who's really bad at drawing maps
1 day ago
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All my Wonder Bread jokes also work as Mr Beast jokes
1 day ago
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For years the orange nightmare was very rarely seen not covered in his orange goo I think it says something that he's not been doing that lately, as he slowly dies in front of the world Entropy is coming We should toll all the bells when it happens Ding dong
1 day ago
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I know they're counting on their cheating going forward, although I'd argue they're governing so badly they'll still lose, but so much of what they're doing is political suicide and just stupid and self defeating and ultimately pointless That's typical of sociopathy, self destruction is assured
1 day ago
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