If only we could...Escape From Zack Snyder

It's funny how every single A.I. commercial is a pile of dog shit I take that back, dog shit is too kind, pile of hyena shit

Sometimes I'll continue watching a bad movie merely because it has really nice lamps

I watch bad movies again for the inverse reason that I watch good movies again, to pick up horrible shit I missed the first time

Maybe I am a masochist (me watching Passengers again)

There's an art to half assing it I really admire people who can convincingly half ass it I'm 100% pro half assing, but only if it's done well

I hit more than my fair share but seeing people hit every single rake is a trip

It's unbelievable that we have to take people who hate the very sight of a rainbow seriously

Apparently neighbor did that old I only smoke a little so the apartment manager said take a few when you need them and six hours later a full pack has one left deal Low, bro, low

I only dozed for like two hours last night and so my walk to the casino ATM for rent money this morning was not fun Apartment manager is trying to convince the owner to put in a card reader because even with a charge we'd all save money, I pay $12 to take out $900, super lame, hella lame even

Neighbors are on lockdown after blowing it here and not making a peep, and I never said anything but they were told to stop having drug buddies stop by constantly, so that's that on that All I hear is the swamp cooler shaking my roof and my tiny fan warbling and my fridge buzzing

They make it WAY too easy to bite the caramel off the top of a Twix now, successfully doing that without cookie breakage with the old ones was like half my enjoyment of Twix

Going back in time to 7-11 and taking bites out of everything and waving the clerk off saying "It's okay, I'm proving everything used to taste better!!!" before being shot multiple times

Watching the only known copy of Andy Warhol's nine hour film called Ceiling

That was my bad, I willingly opened this website, that's on me, I could be napping right now

Going to the Congo to tell Ebola patients about the importance of physical media

So many moments going by where we could make our voices heard if only for a minute and most of them are passing as everyone sucks the marrow Super lame

I'm not hopeful, they don't care, their job is to destroy, it's all going well, they're destroying it, and no one here cares either, Scream 7 made bank, despite everything going on there, film bluesky doesn't give one fuck about who makes the shit they love, they're gonna watch it Disgraceful

Scott put his money where his mouth is Do the same and stop giving Ellison your money, Paramount+ sucks ass anyway, what are you losing, Scream 7? Grow a soul

Paid the rent, got the building scuttlebutt My new neighbor already blowing it, dude is already getting fired for being useless I passed him as I was coming back and he just grunted at me like usual They were okay neighbors, but they are getting back into meth and things are going sideways, so

The groom is the DJ at the party celebrating his marriage in my building and they're at the Who Let The Dogs Out stage of partying People must have showed up because he's been blasting tunes since it started at 5:30, overall his selections were pretty good

Assassins gets a point for having a scene with Julianne dealing with trying to get her uncooperative cat into its carrier as people are coming to kill her

Got scared because there was a note on the door but they're just having a party and a DJ for a couple who got married recently That would only be scary if I went

I had my lighter cradled on my chest when I fell asleep and then we spooned all night and it was almost full yesterday and now it's almost empty Yep

Whenever I watch Harold and Maude I wonder why more people don't live in old refurbished train cars

The percussionist across the street is displaying some serious bongo skills at the moment

Listening to some techno will help you eventually not even notice construction sounds

I love when the loud music from passing cars mixes perfectly with the bands playing across the street, sometimes it's two cars of music meshing with the band and it works Ambient sound is fun

Nice throb is like one of the highest compliments you can pay a bassist

It's weird what bothers you and what you can get used to, I'm enjoying the throbbing bass from the band across the street, it doesn't bother me at all, like the trains going by and honking and heaving, no problem, but the motorcycle people revving their noise monsters always pisses me off

I'm so high I'm watching Maximum Overdrive again

Watching the only known copy of The Three Stooges vs The Marx Brothers

My cat is concerned about how much I'm sleeping lately

The band is warming up their horns as they enter the side door to the party across the street Sounds good, should be a good night

I don't bitch expecting to change anyone, I just do it so people will get all annoyed at me for reminding them of how full of shit they are for still having Amazon Prime or Paramount+ That's the only goal, and what can they say, they are They don't block, they mute, which is so them it's hilarious

One interesting way I can tell how my block is doing is by the size of the cigarette butts, in good times you'll see half smokes laying around Sadly, all the current butts are smoked down to the nub, so times are tough once more

Playing Russian roulette only it's just me hoping this lighter lasts until tomorrow

It's funny how convenience often leads to people getting much dumber

With everything going on at Paramount and CBS and the Ellisons being sociopathic fascists and what went down on that franchise, maybe you don't have to tell us how much you liked Scream 7 All you're telling people is you don't believe in anything These people, this place

Went to bed at 2am and just woke up That might be a new record for me

Got my money early so needless to say I'm partying in a very Jesse way (making a grocery list)

I see liberals are attacking Will Wheaton today because he had a normal rant about how Americans are all stupid and couldn't choose right between normal lady and pedo Hitler Maybe this website SHOULD die🙂

Slept 14 hours and woke not knowing what universe I was in Neat

You just know Wallace "Rex" Shawn is gonna be all "Microplastics?!?!?!?" in Toy Story 5

Spooning my jar of peanut butter

The mimes did that fake indignation, throwing their imaginary cigarettes to the ground, kicking the imaginary dirt, waving their hands bit when they saw Travolta in his beret

Working on a tap dance routine for my one man show about Helen Keller, Forest Through The Trees

Bret Michaels is probably consulting his wall of bandanas for guidance They're saying "Buy another bandana"

"Yep, that's flying a kite" (sighs) Me after flying a kite for three minutes