name a really good actor whose name you don't know

tried rocket surgery once, it’s not brain science

SmokeyThe Bear was actually talking to one specific person

Legally you have to tell me if you are a data centre.

*passive-aggressively rejects my date by ordering triple extra onions on my salad*

*examining the crime scene* judging from the blood splatter pattern you can tell the killer is a fan of jackson pollock

timeline really improved after i muted all the words

Pharmaceutical companies would make drugs without side effects if they weren't in the pockets of Big Side Effect

hey kids, what if we — now hear me out — do some good posts

let’s all move to maine and become freaky stephen king characters

For the record, I've always been against everything.

none shall pass

test

honda, accord thyself

Brings glitter to a knife fight cuz whimsy always wins.

who up wanting to save our society from collapse

You can put Magic Shell on anything. There are literally no laws against it.

My high level of anxiety would have made me an excellent cavewoman but unfortunately it's too high for this modern buy groceries do laundry read emails kinda life

Love meeting a guy named Tom. What a classic

if it feels like i'm testing you, i'm not (gaslighting)

sorry for testing you guys

test

Penis pride, penis wrath, penis gluttony, penis sloth, penis greed, penis lust... Yep, this checks out.

#Today'squote "Penis envy implies the existence of six other deadly penis sins."

in the next life I hope I come back as a rock by a stream

we’re due for a Great Reset. michael jordan needs to try a new sport

where have all the cowbells gone

im bringing back posting song lyrics im making it cool again, i just did that, it's done it's now cool to post song lyrics wow

Things I'd rather hold than a guy's hand - a fat pigeon - a grudge - a warm towel - an animal's paw - my breath

wouldn’t it be rad if pubes didn’t have a terminal length & just kept growing indefinitely

Nobody Knows

(Placing my hand in the wet paint on a fence) A karate kid was here .. (Placing my paint hand on a freshly waxed car) And here as well

y'all really are just a bunch of ....food criminals 🎶

mama said there'd be posts like this

Here is a website to learn more about J Love's life. Thank you for caring.

Google conditioned its users for decades to trust top search results. And now the very top result is an overview from a robot on drugs.

The death penalty is inherently flawed, generally cruel, doesn’t deter crime and doesn’t achieve justice. It’s about vengeance. As a species we are incapable of applying it fairly and humanely. It needs to be abolished.

There's a zoom today at 11 am to oppose this:

Do you know Alabama gasses people to death even when the jury voted for life? This is J Love, and Alabama intends to do that to him in less than a week.

that one's gonna stick with me

it's almost like y'all don't know this is where we're at as a people *forgets to attach meme / fails to save world*

Laying on the floor, song on repeat, kind of night

no tips received since posting. yall sure (don’t) know how to treat a hot posting lady

moo!

it's almost like y'all don't know this is where we're at as a people *forgets to attach meme / fails to save world*

wait do people not have this post committed to memory like I do? bsky.app/profile/kyle...

let the computers die tbh

i like the serendipity of gross things like pus, colostomy bag, and mucus having gross names

Existential dreadmaxxing