i did them and feel good about it

[bisexual] vs {bisexual}

thinking about my pretty girlfriend until it drives me insane

I've always liked the demonological argument for not summoning spirits of loved ones: whatever shows up, may only *resemble* the loved one to an arbitrary degree due to torturing or surveilling them to mimic them persuasively.

haven’t posted enough

i'm,,,, not on it

That viral interview re: Kissinger solidifies my opinion that some of the most damning details about people are delivered by their friends and admirers who think they are sharing a charming anecdote.

Honestly no better sign of how weak the septuagenarian senile fascist president is

Is this BreadTube?

found my little ereader again

i'm Reading a Book

me: my wrist is all better now me: i'm going to post my wrist: bitch,,,,,,,

Concerned orange. 🍊 Photo from my collection, 1967.

anyway i don’t have any reason to trust a screenshot of a facebook post that has seen fit to crop out anything related to the identity of its author. you don’t either! with all the mis/disinformation floating around it’s more important than ever to read things critically.

there’s a big ticker up here in heaven counting up every time someone takes the Lord’s name in vain. it’s just for fun, like every time it goes up everyone looks around and does a big oooOoooOoooOoo like someone’s in trouble. there’s not that much going on minute-to-minute around here

come and take it

journalist who interviews people and very often those people make absolute clowns of themselves because he’s a very deft interviewer

69 DEGREES

taking tylenol PM so i am only autistic at night

Ellen Joe 🦈

Me explaining why i need my little snack

guess whos actually going live on time thats right its me >:)

who is isaac chotiner

if isaac chotiner so much as left me a voicemail, i would commit seppuku

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

[new Isaac Chotiner interview]

my wrist is sooo fucked up. no more posting :(

Watching the fat bear week live cams and the bear in the river right now looks like he fucking hates it

they issue us binoculars on bisexual visibility day

lesbian dating app where the images are all just of people’s hands. called shockr.

bisexuality is when you fuck

“If you’re pregnant, don’t take Tylenol” would be malpractice if anyone else said it. Maybe it’s actually bad that some people are above the law.

Untreated fevers cause pregnancy and birth complications, and forcing someone to be in pain when pain also causes pregnancy and birth complications means there are 2 ways this leads to objective medical harms beyond just guilting and torturing pregnant people

tomorrow i'm going to do my little workouts

tonight as you try to sleep, you will remember the feeling of drowning. the sting of brine filling your lungs. you will try to breathe in, and you will only feel the depths to which you have sunk, entering you. changing you. you will lay there, terrified. unable to move. you will never be free again

They need to give him an honorary funny guy official job for life with a small corruption fund and make a TV show out of it. It’ll pay for itself.

this guy is a frog cleric, he lost a finger in a battle, he has a fish hook necklace because a major prophet in his religion was caught on a fish hook lol

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CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra? DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl. CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe? DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think. CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right? DRACULA: That’s right. CHOTINER: Thank you.

move over spielberg bc i have ideas: thread

this rules

im gonna go out to the little park near the stadium and listen to chapell roan tonight

I hear God places two Extra Strength Tylenol on your tongue as Communion once you get up there

a single bite of this blue heat taki would collapse the reality and explode the mind of an average imdb reviewer. "don't you mean 'of a small Victorian child'?" no.