tradwife stuff is basically petplay. i will not be elaborating, as there is no need to

what do you mean renesmee cullen’s birthday is the fifth anniversary of 9/11

device for discreet sperm collection

protest sign ideas: Imagine Living With This Forever You Know How To Make This Stop Unfortunately Your Family Is Responsible For The Cleanup And It Will Be Difficult For Them But They Will Complete The Task To Find That What They Expected To Be Grief Is In Fact What Other People Call Freedom

protest sign ideas: They Care About You The Way You Care About A Bullet Is It Enough Blood To Drown In Yet Jesus Did Not Die For Sins Like Yours You Look Like Ben Shapiro I Made This Sign Because I Still Believe That There Is Time For You To Change The Way This Story Ends Never Tell Your Mom

protest sign ideas: Can You Survive Longer Than Epstein Did Your Buddies Will Always Know What You've Done How Much Do You Really Trust Them You Believe That You Are The Only One Capable Of True Evil Imagine The Smell Of Onions And Garlic Coming From The Kitchen Imagine The Warmth Of Being Loved

protest sign ideas: Do You Think This Ends With A Picket Fence Are You Going To Tell Her That They Were Children If I Get Your Dad To Tell You That You're Special Will You Stop This You Are Teaching Us The Power Of Violence If Empathy Is Weakness Explain Why You Think You Need The Gun

protest sign ideas: Why Are You Fighting So Hard For Something That Does Not Make You Happy Did You See The Contractors He Stiffed On TV And Decide That You Wanted To Make The Same Deal They Did But With Your Soul He's Going To Be Dead Soon It Is Okay To Admit That Your Father Was A Monster

protest sign ideas: How Carefully Do You Read Contracts Who Do You Think Their Lawyers Are There To Protect Think About The Kind Of People You Are Trusting With Your Life That Signing Bonus Won't Buy A Mirror That Shows You A Different Face Imagine Someone Else's Joy Beer Tastes Worse Now, Huh

protest sign ideas: You Asked For This Cowboy Why Do You Look So Scared Imagine How Drawn Out The Trials Will Be You Thought This Would Bring You Joy If You Act Quick You'll Get Your Own Grave They'll Call It An Accidental Discharge Which Means Your Family Gets An Insurance Payout

MODERATOR: "Is the 'Cool Ranch' a real place?" BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask." ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

good lord, I love how the most unhinged thing I've ever posted On Here gets the most likes. anyway, I am pure of heart and only make beautiful things like this monarch butterfly cardigan (just finished it this week!)

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

seems bad

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

AC spitting truth.

i bet it feels so fucking good to a video game character when their textures load in

one day at a time

why does every AI woman have a child's face

feeding the slop machine my drivers license so the slop machine can talk dirty to me

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭

The robots all “are you sure, that sounds hard?”

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Dog

adhd is funny as hell because at work when i have one project i loathe any interjections because i want to focus but if i have 30 projects i'm stoked to bounce between them. like brain what do you mean you can handle one thing or ten things but not two to nine things????

my fallback plan if this place fails is to lead a fulfilling life instead of posting

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

I'm pretty critical of their comms in general, but they have talked about this

wait so the conspiracy is that content moderation is a play to train AI in a sneaky illegal fashion, taking an absurd risk in storing pre-moderation originals, and feeding them into a genAI model... for the purposes of capturing image data before it's posted unprotected to a public social network?

The sky is full of endless stars and we should all be looking at them like “wow” and then having a nice nap

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

Laughing my ass off at the story of the girl who managed to successfully lie her way into yale only to get caught after her roommates got annoyed with her carrying on her long distance d/s relationship in the common room

everyone saying they’re leaving for threads or mastodon or whatever:

you have to imagine the power of flight would be at least as exhausting as jogging

*racking a shotgun as i grill my daughter’s date* do you have a podcast?

at church today the pastor read all of your posts out loud and then rebuked them in the name of jesus, just fyi

new profile picture

there is currently one (1) man i want to say he's awooga heart eyes about me on every picture i take

from the first time i did that (forgive me, i used the facial dysmorphia app for these)

also:

mowww

please it's so weird to go through all my selfies and tell me how hot i am on all of them. i know you think i'm hot, i understood you the first seven times you said it

it's. ahem. really good

coaxing your worst kinks out of you and using them against you. not in a blackmail way but in a "make you cum way too hard" way. like i'm almost looking at an involuntary manslaughter charge level way too hard