Lana del rey should become queen of Serbia Grace Kelly style

I have excellent music taste. My favorite song is called queen of the swimming pool

The queen of poland is riding down 5th avenue in a ferari

Judge Judy is the queen of judges just like nicki minaj is the queen of rap

We need 2 talk to queen elizabeth on the ouija board

I think it’s very progressive that the UK has a male queen of England now.

I’m really gracious and courteous about being queen of the sidewalk

Join me on the high horse queen

Dancign queen voice - Smo king weed

I’m jealous of everyone in their 7th reincarnation. Best one. I was Queen Victoria in mine .

men who get forced to take a billion pictures of their wife are so pathetic but I saw this girl with her hand down the back of her boyfriend’s pants in public and she’s a queen I wish I was doing that

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Crazy what an impact your boyfriend’s drug of choice can have on your life

Telling my boyfriend’s family that I’m in the witness protection program and if they take pictures of me at Christmas dinner I’m gonna fucking flip out

curing my 38 year old boyfriend’s undiagnosed childhood PTSD so i can reproduce

Spraying my boyfriend’s cologne down my throat

Licking my boyfriend’s apple watch sexually

Rubbing my boyfriend’s lab top sexually and asking him if we can watch the matrix

Never connecting to my boyfriend’s wifi bc deep down I realize I don’t need no man

You guys are acting like this isn’t relatable even tho doing weird shit like this is what makes people fall in love with you. One time someone asked me to send them pictures of the inside of my mouth and I was obsessed with them for two years

Explaining to my therapist that shes lying to herself if she says she wouldn’t cook her boyfriend’s penis and eat it

Eating my boyfriend’s old contact lenses so I can feel closer to him

I think I’m allowed to hit my boyfriend’s friends

Well, my boyfriend’s in a band. He plays guitar while i sing ice spice

I’m teaching my boyfriend’s friends stage presence

Making Jessica simpson and John Mayer type comments to my 35 year old boyfriend’s mother and telling her that he is sexual napalm

Uploading my 34 year old boyfriend’s consciousness into a computer and then deleting it because I decide I hate him

If your boyfriend’s parents are divorced thats a green flag. I love compartmentalizing and triangulation

My first boyfriend’s mom came to my grandma’s funeral last year and I asked her if I could have his new phone number and she said no

When I was 13 I threw a big ass rock at my boyfriend’s head from like 30 feet away

Y’all can sleep easy . DO NOT WORRY

I will adapt and be like Marilyn monroe . Sleep with president <3

Laying in the grass for two hours and then walking into a bar with dirt all over my body and 10% on my phone and making at least 12 friends

When i was a kid I didn’t know the difference between being asleep and awake and i thot when ur laying in bed with ur eyes open and it’s dark that’s being asleep so I would always tell random adults that i could sleep with my eyes open

Guys can i do an eat pray love of couch surfing your guy’s apartments. I promise to change your lives

Telling my age appropriate boyfriend the demon is back and making him hide under my bed while I make tea and eat a few bites of food and sit on the couch alone for 25 minutes

Getting out of my bed and heading to my couch when im rdy to fall asleep

Guys this is you

Guys we need a little pretty cuz this countrys insane

If i had chiron on a leo stellium i would kill myself . Also thats why she hates Taylor Swift

I need to look at charli zcx birthchart hold on guys

Guys do you wanna beat on my drum?

making mexican hot chocolate and practicing kehlani runs

Wish i was eating a pickle rn

Wow guys. So me

Thank God

Jewish penis tastes like lactofermented pickle