Drinking an irish coffee. Wish it was a dutch coffee

Guys drunkslut420 just commented on your tweet are you going to respond? Says alot about you

Guys what the helly

i hate everyone and the world #ihateeveryoneandtheworld

When pregnant women get fat that is so charming

Its good to seduce people as a form of power

Telling the HR at my job that he can paint me any color and i can be his clown

Sorry guys i have to go my phone is broken

CrassThotty420 wants to cotweet with you!

Light my candles in a daze cuz i fucked God

he is so crass

Throwing chicken bones out my window onto the street

Guys please stop DMing me and telling me you have an appetite for sexy things. That is a private thought

Guys im like ben shapiro i will destroy you with facts and logic

I wish there were plenty of fish in the sea. That’s not true. There are however plenty of hot pieces of ass

She was standing on business

Just reverse engineered a birthchart off years old knowledge in less than 5 minutes

I never miss

Bro you are acting like a straight up reverse cowgirl right now

Reverse engineering a birthchart for someone whose birthday i forgot because im insane

This is my politics

Guys the thing is i genuinely do not care and i will be a force to be reckoned with until the moment they close the coffin

Preforming sexual favors as a form of communication

Sadly bitching about myself

Hi guys

I wish we could cure bipolar disorder

I believe 27 year olds are adults

I hate being bored

Guys kindcunt420 is so funny

This has to be incorrect. seems fake

Guys your big fat ass is eating up the thong

LOL

Ripping out a handful of the man in front of me’s hair because i got agitated

Guys mi casa es not su casa

swallowing a cherry stem and pooping it out tied in a knot

I have a very abrasive personality and people want to punch me in the face

you guys are like elmer fudd to me

there are so many things that are none of my business

watching friends. I wish ross ended up with princess diana

I just laughed so hard i farted

Wow guys i love being able to read these 😂😂😂

Forwarding emails about birds to my coworkers