I say I don't have kids but man do I drop everything I'm doing to investigate when one of my cats Meows Slightly Wrong.

Sociopaths are very intelligent people so you can usually lead them in the right direction and make them come correct

Death is exhilarating

Dermatographia

I've always wanted to be a security threat

This is the story of a boi...trying to eat dinner. #inspectors #blackcats

I will suck it but I won't swallow.

Edibles✅️ Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream✅️ All I need is a hot shower now.

Just got my edibles🤗

I love getting on the highway going under the speed limit🙄

- everything I love about music is because of Black people.

I can't wait to get high when I get home.

I am so tired and everything hurts.

You are drawing a moral line on my personality disorder? That is so brave ❤️

Had to relisten to one of my favorite stories in this book. It's deliciously unnerving. I’m going to need a tattoo of this. #booksky #horror #stortstories #psychological

If I ever got into pet play, I would be a crow.

submissive & breedable

Can someone invent socks you can't feel?

The struggle of being in chronic pain and starting a new pain medication that instantly makes you drowsy and want to sleep for 10 hours, while your job requires you to use cranes and drive forklifts😬 (Shhh…don’t tell my job🤫😈)

saturday

🎶 Oh, there he goes, Oh, there he goes, All dressed up in his purty clothes. That ain't near the way it'd be! That's as tough as it's going to be! 🎶 "Hey, boysie, where'd you get the ice wagon?" -Little Lord Fauntleroy

Ok, I lied. I am full of gluten-free pizza.

I should have used those jaws to hold you under the water until the bubbles stopped. My bad.

This is the third time this year that someone has mentioned that I should get into cybersecurity. I wonder if I should test to see if it a good fit for me. #coding #cybersecurity

Happy Caturday!

I think a grilled cheese is gonna win.

Safe food options: 1. Grilled Cheese 2. Kimchi stew 3. Thai Vegetable soup Hmmm...

‘Under the overhanging yews, The dark owls sit in solemn state, Like stranger gods; by twos and twos Their red eyes gleam. They meditate.’ ~ Charles Baudelaire. #BookWormSat 🖼️ Carl Strathmann

I don’t obsess over bands and I can’t name the top however many books ever. I’m sorry; I just womble through life noticing things and going “ooh that’s cool” and then forgetting about them.

How many pocket knives is too many to carry at once?🤔

"I Am The Summoner Of Nothing In Particular" was created by the German street art duo Herakut. The mural is located at 5 Rue Poissonnière in Paris, France www.reddit.com/r/streetart/...

Current read during my shift. #booksky #jamesbaldwin #audiobook

I live for the coin

it should be legal to run over slow jaywalkers.

I will not have you without the darkness that hides within you. I will not let you have me without the madness that makes me. If our demons cannot dance, neither can we. -Nikita Gill #poetry

“Don’t weaponize mental illness against people you disagree with,” then turns around the second someone does something they don’t like: “Oh my god, they’re a sociopath.”🤨

"mental health advocates" when a cluster b personality disorder is mentioned

Cluster b will never hurt me... run free aspd soldier...

Yay. Tattoo therapy on Tuesday🤗

I hate it when gas stations act like Liquid Death is the only sparkling water. That shit is disgusting.

I'm the crow now. Leave me shiny things☺️

#selfportrait #blackandwhitephoto #photography #tattoos

Time to get drunk so I can wake up at 2 am for work😝

“Its probably a good marker that if you have to mask around them they aren’t worth investing in”

I hate traffic.

Thanks to my seesta, I will be eating a big juicy expensive ass burger tonight😋

I'm horngry.