labellers need a precrime API where they can warn you if your post is gonna get labelled before the post goes through

⚠ CONSUMER WARNING: This man is NOT a trained optometrist ⚠

I don't think there's any need to come up with a campaign around 'atproto account' or 'internet handle' or whatever until you actually have a mass of users *using* it like if the social network is the trojan horse that gets people into the protocol, why not use it

lmao

we should just give plc to those age-gate companies they seem to know what's up

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I was planning to do my 12 favourite 2025 birds for christmas but I forgot so I'm just going to put them in this thread 👇

I need an AHK shortcut or smth that switches things like '!=', '...' with ≠ and …

not only do we need to break 'AI' into its various technical iterations (LLMs ≠ AI) we need to work out a way to break it into its *social* purposes because 'machine vision for conservation' & 'replacing concept artists' are concepts so far removed it's impossible to have one conversation at a time

no I assure you time is very broken good news that the clocks will keep working tho

and they say AI artists don't make art

NIST's time services going down is less about "oh no things are going to break" (we are very resilient to muti-second drift even if people didn't have backups like GPS) and more about "oh no this is a crucial service we are being reminded has multiple underfunded and vulnerable chokepoints"

2025 is making a last-ditch effort to save itself

that sound you hear is thousands of home networks crying out and then suddenly ERR_SSL_PROTOCOL_ERROR

gmgm today we have damp galahs

instead of being mad at online did you know that you can just go outside and talk to a parrot

I would probably expect that you'd (as journalists) use a stronger word than 'somewhat' to describe making a gameboy out of factory seconds from the war crime factory sister company; but I'm not an expert

I hate everything about cube I need to apologise to specialized and see if they'll take me back

~30 years of building bikes and today I have met my match in a set of mudguards why do we need six sizes of allen key why do we need three different sized holes drilled why do I need a hacksaw why did I pay 4x as much for brand-name 'designed specifically for the bike you have' parts

such a pity that no one who writes rust also reads novels or else they would have sorted this out by now

please let this make someone mad enough to give us something that isn't calibre

you met dramatic galah now meet dramatic cockatoo

bonus dramatic galah

social media hates tiny birds

this little guy is *so* small

if the idea is to become a mainstream idea I don't think that there's a point to communicating the idea until there's a way to demonstrate the promise - and whatever that demonstration is will set the tone/language/etc. may be that something technically wrong but easy to grab like 'bluesky id' wins

excuse me wdym not available in my country is this because I pronounce behringer with a soft g

now begins my annual "it's going to be 40℃ and you are 80 years old, please turn on your air conditioner" negotiation

bsky coulda been the first social network to allow you to pre-block friends, but instead...

"The Company expects [...] all issued and outstanding equity interests in the Company will be cancelled and holders of common stock will experience a total loss and not receive recovery on their investment" sorry sorry *giving yourself away for parts my bad

"Strategic Transaction to Drive Long-Term Growth Plan" dude you're bankrupt and selling yourself for parts

one thing I cannot stand is how they're running interference for the bot "is glitching" please have the smallest amount of curiosity to ask why these 'glitches' only ever go in one direction

starting to get some information about the scale www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12... it's crazy how many different versions of this I've already seen, time to turn off the news and check in in the morning I think

"at Bondi Park Playground" jesus

Fuck antisemitism.

uhhh yikes

run away run away

company

they're flirting

posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely? hey.paris/posts/appleid/

punk parrot

*something* is set wrong somewhere but it's only broken when I'm actively sending midi input and that needs me to be looking at <not the computer> at the time

I hope whoever decided that underruns were going to be full-throttle noise and not just a sample's worth of silence has a tickle in their throat they can't quite clear

playing the wizard game

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finally landed it! Tap is your all-in-one sync tool for the Atmosphere: webhooks, backfill, filtering, signaling collections, no cbor/msts/signatures/cursors. this thing's got it all! give it a go and let me know what you think & if you run into any issues docs.bsky.app/blog/introdu...

BUG: I haven’t verified my age but I still see jerry content

it is incredibly funny to me picturing someone stumbling through the finish of an ultra and *immediately* there’s a labcoat with a clipboard insisting they draw a clock

can’t spell decentralisation without centralisation

funny how all the 'marketplace of ideas' are so willing to scream mass brigading when no one is buying what they're selling oh no my idea got signal boosted and that's the only reason the libertarian meritocracy isn't working