TGIF 🤙

look at my city’s progressive media dawg we’re never getting a zohran mamdani

if I were at all interested in defending the US military’s overreaches I wouldnt invoke a country where they installed pedophile heroin warlords into power and fed them children and viagra but then again I’m just some guy

my only opinion on Parks and Rec is that its a little saccharine but mostly inoffensive and charming and would be a perfectly watchable show if azis ansari and ben schwartz’s characters had been run over by a mack truck in the first season

i might take offense at conflating a person who made opposition to a genocide Biden facilitated central to his campaign with a TV cartoon character who helped launder Biden’s image to a scrupulous liberal audience but tbh if this is how these people have to cope in this moment I’m fine w it

Woke 2 Rises

dick cheney saw the mamdani polls and his little baboon heart popped lol

it was always pretty apparent that these guys were useless hacks but if you told me in 2012 that all the Obama era Smart Guy Liberal Pundits would end up in a third position euphemism arms race I don’t know if I would have believed you

angelenos when someone from rats ass missouri comments that we should call the mayor and tell her this is bad

this city is absolutely psychotic I love it so much

the people digging a hole in the top image are nazi prisoners of war btw

its always cool when democrats think republicans like reagan bc of the morning in america rhetoric and not bc he killed millions of LGBT people

I responded to the film differently, and a good deal more positively, but this is a fantastic essay. defector.com/one-battle-a...

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this isnt “cosplay” this isn’t “dress-up” this isnt a coded message or grandmas boy or some nerd movie reference, this is the head of a military force engaged in an ethnic cleansing campaign explicitly telling you the ideological framework for this project

anyway read Family Values by Melinda Cooper to learn how the US replaced any semblance of a social safety net with a tacit mandate to marry and breed in the Clinton 90s and has only gotten more fascist since

it’s wild watching all of these ‘2023 the greatest jobs market in US history’ people finally seeing the charts that show the 2023 tech bloodbath as almost dot com bubble level bad and doing the ol Gil collar pull. I trust their ability to wriggle out of it though 😊

if I had my way every chiropractor would have to decorate this way year-round

>looking for a new senator >ask the canvasser if the candidate is Tulsi or Biden >she doesnt understand >I pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Tulsi and what is Biden >she laughs and says “he’s a good candidate sir” >vote >it’s Tulsi

i hate when the skull and crossbones tattoo I got while guarding a torture camp ends up imbued with some secret dark meaning 😖

speaking re: the op here but if you and your partner who you clearly hate are passive aggressively sniping at each other near me in the movie theater I’m going to turn to you and say shut the fuck up and throw popcorn at you until you leave

turns out I smelled something else

we’ll see how many of you are still gloating when zohran mamdani rips his shirt off wasted on popov vodka and reveals his sonnenrad tramp stamp

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*was in Dallas watching the 50th anniversary screening of Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the Texas Theater this weekend and trying to get all my riffs in last minute* no kings? in your friend group maybe 😏

its always fun when you want to catch a lyft out of LAX and you get to go through The Children of Men Experience

they look like they been busting inside each other non stop for years

WOKE 2 SO CLOSE I CAN SMELL IT

new dillinger four record. it really is the bush era all over again

Oh a GOP staffer has an American Nazi flag in his cubicle? What a strange new development. Pic unrelated

I love that as people continue to point out more and more examples of the bush era’s rabid racism and mainstream genocidal rhetoric the key differences these erm well actually pedants will lean into is that now conservatives watch ANIME

“why do all these Republican lawmakers keep hiring Nazis?”

one day everyone will have been against HDR toning

its wild that they sell mcrib at ampm year round and nobody talks about it

I keep meeting fake ass people on Twitter

A fun dynamic on this site is that as a post gets more and more favs the replies increasingly give the impression that there is a gas leak in peoples homes

Blumhouse’s model has always been maximizing profits off minimal production budgets and he’s never once let trivialities like ‘artistry’ or ‘watchability’ get in his way so this is maybe the least surprising AI booster reveal ever

met my wife on twitter and got a job on bluesky

show me a single (1) national level democrat thats vocally willing to go as hard in the paint against these fascist freaks running around our cities with guns as Bill Clinton was against the spectre of urban crime in the 90s and I’ll vote for them

about that time #TGIF

Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater

*seeing a bunch of people repost this out of the blue* oh is a modsball happening?

lil dude dresses like you put johnny depp and nathan j robinson in the teleporter from The Fly

since everyone is seeing it & talking about it my hot take on ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is that while it is an excellent movie and easily one of the best of the year it’s still annoying to see RW ideology so comprehensively portrayed while the left is relegated to “fight the power” bumper sticker BS

finally watched Ti West’s THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL last night and my only takeaway is that we have to start reorienting the collective DEI conversation toward these middling whiteboy horror directors like why did this man get a career off this dogshit its bizarre

brb making an AI early oughts nostalgia porn video about smoking dirt weed out of a red bull can in the woods behind the skatepark and listening to your buddys parents freak out bc his older brother got his legs blown off by an IED