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damn my life a music video

watching some accts reactions very closely

first day at the new gig. pretty easy work, just had to download manifesto.pdf to my computer then go pick up my check at 6pm. a little late so might have to run tho

there’s nothing like coming home from a long day engineering prompts to make Claude center text in an H1 module, sitting down on a folding chair in my gray microstudio, cracking an ice cold Best Day and telling my DisneyAI app “generate a video of sophia loren sitting on a cake with my face on it”

centuries of art and culture at your fingertips and people will still make consumption of a handful of american corporate IP that leaves every creative mind that contributed to it broke, sick and dying their whole personality just bc it was on TV 30 years ago. I truly do not understand it

omg he admit it

jimmy isnt on their payroll

as the liberal mystifications of politics become less viable as explanation for our conditions its understandable that ppl reject the false idea of politics as ambient (some Thing in the ether claiming “victims”) and turn to frameworks both good (socialism) and bad (fascism) that grant them agency

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typically to be called a “shooter” you have to fire a shot but I guess it has a better ring to it than “whcd runner”

anyway back to dodgers baseball. at least los angeles can take one w tonight

IMPORTANT CONTEXT: Erika was crying because there were brown m&ms in the green room candy bowl

what did you just say?

just got kicked out of the correspondents dinner bc my ass was clapping too loud in the lobby 😔

conservative seeing someone eat grapes at the grocery store: look at that subhuman scum. i am calling the police liberal seeing the same: erm uhhh antisocial behavior much?? verily methinks the social contractarino hast *checks notes* degraded beyond the yonder pale. i am calling the poli

PRIEST: I'm so finished with white men's entitlement lately. ALL: And we’re finished too. PRIEST: I'm really not sad about a 2yo being eaten by a gator. ALL: We lift the 2yo up to the gator. PRIEST: His daddy ignored signs. ALL: It is right to acknowledge the daddy’s blame.

CA governor race lineup: beto / mayor pete fly transporter mashup gender swapped kamala harris 5’9 cotton hill da beach nonce klobuchar 2 the self-hating billionaire

its crazy they let cotton hill run for california governor

the virgin cybertruck vs the chad 1998 Toyota 4Runner

75yo neocon columnist: This YouTuber Says Capitalism Is Not “On Fleek”, But Is He Mogging Democrats’ Midterm Chances? 38 year old fellow at the Institute for Ethical Euthenasia of the Homeless: this is the most important thing youll read this year. if youre not scared youre not paying attention

folks... do you need someone to mix your music? produce your podcast? edit your audiobook? i just got let go from my job of 10 years and would love to do music stuff full time 💯 are you touring? i also have a circle three guitar tech briefcase and REALLY need touring tech experience for my resume!

Bush didnt do 9/11. George Tenet did

the only time I’ve missed a flight is when I could only afford a ticket an hour and a half after I got off work and I had to bike to the airport bc I couldnt afford an uber so I guess I have a hard time being lectured abt it by lawyers and political commentators

my dad is just a run of the mill small business conservative christian failson and it made me a communist I can only imagine what knowing that your dad judged 14 year old girl cleavage contest with donald trump does to your sense of the world

unbelievable how hard this goes

I wonder what % of hitler’s ideas Corey Booker disagrees with

life can suck but life can also king oyster mushrooms $0.99/1 LB

nick of tene

SCRAN

tanguy destable wont see your posts making fun of his name .. because he’s too busy hanging out with hideo kojima and having sex with natalie portman

every british political scandal is like ‘lord berkshire pettyworthing refuses to concede exchequership over dicksbury nonce row’ and they expect us to take them seriously

lol

she made this face last night and it destroyed the whole website

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

I was probably 9 or 10 when a babysitter rented and watched Welcome to the Dollhouse with me and I’m not sure I can blame it entirely for Everything but I’m sure it didn’t help

elon musk: uh uh hey uh dave, tell that uh joke abt uh how trans people are gross dave chappelle: idk man i just told it its not funny anymore. idek if it ever was elon: uh uh hey dave do a joke about how hitler was misunderstood dave: hey man can we play the silent game until we land in riyadh?

that starbucks AI is going to have people making baristas put caramel drizzle in places you couldnt even imagine

How student loan forgiveness up to 20k for Pell Grant recipients who start a business in a disadvantaged community and operate it for at least three years fixes this (thread)👇

guy in year 500AD: I’d suck someones dick rn for an easy way to scrape my bench guy whos about to invent the bench scraper: oh word?

Some of the boys who were back in town are probably dead now

damn thats crazy. hot dog lunch

the comfort colors regime must be toppled. the people cry out for 4.4oz 50/50 blend

meet the moment queen 👑

weve looped around to them trying to use epstein stuff as a distraction from iran lol