friend: ok, it's my first time watching the fast and the furious movies, so no spoilers me: omg there's so many spoilers

Gustav Klimt - "Country House on Attersee Lake, Upper Austria," 1914

My founding fathers

Time for another ‘elephant done by a medieval artist that had never seen one’ - 15th century, BnF Français 19081, f. 181v

Listen, if you are coming onto this internet & telling me that it is okay that Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce invited concentration camp owners to her wedding because they donated to charities (and receives tax write offs)- please save your energy, knowing ya’ll exist is enough to churn my stomach.

Gonna tell my kids these were the power rangers

Remember: it's only a lava lamp when it's actively on the surface. If you bury one, it's a magma lamp. This may mean that if you hurl it through the air, it is briefly a meteor lamp. I have to consult with a panel of geologists and astrologists, to be certain.

ABSTRACT/ALIEN4.GIF

We are going to make this fucking thing fit through the Arby's drive thru

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades is out of early access after 10 years of development. There's nothing else like it in VR and, for some in the community, Anton Hand has been a bit of a father figure setting up the gun range for a day of shooting. www.goodvirtualreality.com/p/hot-dogs-h...

Did you play Battle Chess back in the day? Absolutely awesome on all machines, the Amiga version was of course sumptuous. Photo shot in my studio. Do you like my retro photo sessions? You should know that filming old CRT display is not always easy. Here's my take on this youtu.be/fVsATm_NtWE

I'm reskeeting this, but I am also mad.

The talking toaster, from Red Dwarf.

Snidely Whiplash spotted arriving at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding.

*holds tortilla with Jesus' face in it up to my phone, bypassing the age verification surveillance system on every website and app* And they said I was "wasting money on the dumbest shit imaginable" and that I "shouldn't be on eBay after drinking six gin-and-hawaiian-punches."

Finally, bluesky reaches its apotheosis: ONLY alt text

I love this little fucker

If Taylor made nice with Trump and started supporting him, don't think you cult people would be immune. At LEAST a third of you fuckers would follow right along. I know this because of how you react when anyone criticizes her, however mildly. Exactly like the Trump and Elon simps. EXACTLY the same

When you praise the wealthy for giving to charity, you are legitimizing a broken system. They should be taxed, and elected governments should secure the welfare of their people. When you glaze some singer for acts of middling generosity, you declare your approval of the status quo. #TaxTaylor

It's not that I automatically hate comics who do "acting funny, even when they're not actually doing a bit that has a setup and a punchline." It's that Robin Williams set the standard for that kind of funny. And he did it without ever seeming smug or sarcastic or "cool." Big shoes to fill.

Spent hours of my free time in college thinking up AIM away messages, people loved away messages almost as much as a funny answering machine greeting. I cannot remember any of them with one exception, and it's terrible. I should have spent more time doing drugs & holding hands 2dubbed 2b 4given \m/

Heron at Sunrise 8x8 acrylic on canvas Available in my etsy store!

Finally getting the hotdogs and potato salad down from the attic for the 4th of July.

In the holy name of Ross Scott himself, can you motherfuckers stop casting the incorrect implication that aging physical media and drives are the solution to infinite game preservation? Praising an idealized version of physical media isn't helping. We need robust protection of consumer rights.

The fact that there was never a line of Hoobastank™ brand air fresheners means those boys invested the money from that one song pretty wisely.

what if the real video games industry was the people who made the games along the way

When you shame Trump's dipshit wife for being a sex worker, instead of shaming her for being a bosom pal and potential accomplice of a sex trafficker, you're announcing a whole range of unforgivably ugly things, about yourself. You probably know some sex workers. They just know not to let you know.

I am now the target of some amount of lecturing, on the subject that "we did a whoopsy and accidentally signed up for the nazi fair" is a valid excuse. If you buy into that shit, block my account. You fucking pickle nazis can cram a full jar of Mt. Olive aryan dill wedges up your collective ass.

Y'all are all out of your fucking minds. I'm so disappointed in this community. I am never buying their shit-ass pickles ever again, BECAUSE THEY WERE PART OF THE FUCKING FASCIST FAIR, TO BEGIN WITH. There are fucking dozens of pickle brands who WERE NEVER IN BED WITH NAZIS, YOU FUCKING IMBECILES.

The only thing that can save us is, like, somehow making displays of critical thinking skills sexy.

The urge to make ice cream out of this motherfucker is pretty strong.

trump's Freedom 250 fair is a reminder that social media bots don't show up in real life. Subscribe For FREE : publicsquaremedia.substack.com/subscribe

So sad to hear of the death today of actress Penelope Keith. She was 86. She starred in "The Good Life" (1975-78) and subsequently "To The Manor Born" (1979-81). The last episode of series 1 pulled the highest audience of the 70s (24 million) excluding live events. She'll be missed. #PenelopeKeith

It seems the older generation needs a little brush-up lesson on netiquette. If you have a disagreement on one part of a social platform, you do NOT follow the person back to their profile page, and start talking shit. That's called targeted harassment. I will report it to the admins, EVERY time.

Pimento: "What is my purpose?" God: "You're gonna kinda go into stuff that people eat. Stuff where they can't even really taste you. It's basically gonna be a taboo to even see your whole ass."

AI has nothing on these old-ass fake foods in my son's pretend grocery set

Surface-of-the-sun level hot take: those things where you make a curve out of straight lines were always cooler than the "cool S" ever was. See attached pic.

Coming from the most corrupt Administration in American history, this is an honor I'll treasure forever.

If Jesus returned, and landed directly on the reflecting pool, and started moonwalking on that shit, leaving a trail of wine in His wake, this orange fuckface would start yelling for the National Guard to arrest him.

Explosive Breaker (1992) #Arcade

ok this one got me

Good Prime Day Deal on the new Ring Female Reproductive System cam

Listen everyone, it's Mel Brooks's 100th birthday today. Let's hear it for a defender of good art. Happy birthday, Mr. Brooks!

GiantGrey showed off their latest tileset for TileWorldCreator in Unity, a good example of rule-based map generation in action. 🗺️ Original post: www.reddit.com/r/Unity3D/co... #unity3d #gamedev #indiedev

We are not only the frogs cooking in a pot as the temperature slowly rises. We are also the cooks turning up the heat.