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I did it. Yesterday I launched my first game! #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames

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If they get this right, this could be brilliant. Even if they get it wrong, the original is still brilliant. Win-win. www.radiotimes.com/tv/sci-fi/bl...

I think we just set some records for the shortest duration Catholic conversions ever. 🏈

Explain to me how The Doctor from #DoctorWho has all these regenerations, but there's no Doctor Kart game? Yes, they'd have to come up with vehicles other than Bessie (the OGs remember Bessie), riding K9 like a motorcycle, and also riding the TARDIS like a motorcycle. But that's fully doable.

FYI: “There won’t be elections” and “There might be elections but they’ll just deny the results so it won’t count” IS VOTER SUPPRESSION LANGUAGE. You say this, YOU are participating in discouraging people from voting. You are part of the problem.

Okay, this is the hot take that will finally get me stabbed, in this bitch: Because you do so much backtracking over areas you'd already been to, once you get big enough to roll up items you couldn't roll up originally, EVERY KATAMARI GAME IS A METROIDVANIA.

Add Dig Dug to the current Mortal Kombat game. I want to see the "Inflationality."

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Enjoying my satisfying dinner of a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.

This new port of Doom to the Game Boy Advance is really impressive. github.com/doomhack/GBA...

They are treating Trump like a mob boss. Except he’s Fredo, not Michael.

Attacking Minnesota in winter really is such an on-brand thing for these dipshits. They look surprised EVERY TIME they slip on the ice.

AMAZING NEWS! Phil Plait actually BLOCKED ME because I mentioned I disliked the annoying, bullshit metaphors about stars being like life-forms. Calling new stars "babies" and saying they're "feeding" on hydrogen. He BLOCKED ME because I don't like that nonsense. Blocked me without a single word.

abolish aitocorrect

We need more Joe Takagis and less Gordon Gekkos.

If you turn a Magic 8-ball sideways, it becomes a Magic Infinity Ball.

Remember Quibi? That short-form video platform? When they announced that shit, I GENUINELY thought it was a joke platform, started by Quiznos (the sandwich shop) as a dumbass marketing stunt. I just thought you all ought to know that.

Red-hot take that I will not back off from: Mexican wrestlers were the first Vtubers.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula... or Brad Pitt.

My latest abstract pencil drawing, “Dijon Dogfight”, is finished! I love this piece and the race that inspired it - an epic battle for 2nd place in the 1979 French Grand Prix. This piece is a passion project and to me is worth triple the £275+p&p that I’m asking for it.. #F1 #Villeneuve #Arnoux

Anything to HATE and to act upon those feelings… Wearing MASKS during COVID-19 was an “act of LOVE” …not only to protect oneself but to protect others! Wearing MASKS during ICE raids is an “act of HATE” …it protects the identity of ICE agents so they feel free to act with impunity against others!

I'm such a wretched insomniac that any time I do get a big chunk of sleep, all at once, I experience it the way you experience finally fucking after a long dry spell. Like, I'll be sore from sleeping, and weirdly digging it, the next day. "Yeah, I had my leg bunched up in the blankets ALL NIGHT."

Every month of the year, the Macy's people should send one of their parade balloons through the NYC streets, just as part of normal traffic. This will raise the overall whimsy levels, while also pointing out that parades actually move faster than normal traffic in the city.

Just once, I'd like to see a TMNT plot focus on the Foot Clan's A-team, who I always assume is out robbing banks and doing kidnappings, while their purposely-badly-trained chump squad is diverting the turtle boys' attention.

If I'm ever in a coma, bring me to Oxford. I'll think it's funny enough that I'll probably wake up.

2026 already feels like that part at the end of "The Black Hole" where the dude merges with his evil robot, and you get the feeling he's just going to be screaming forever, in a confusing, alternate hell dimension.

look its wof from sta tek

If I ever need brain surgery, I'll be afraid I'll wake up and just see a very confused doctor, who says: "We were going to dig the tumor out, but all we found in your skull was the main menu theme from One Must Fall: 2097 and two out of the three numbers from your 6th grade locker combination."

Did the people who invented golf think they were founding a whole genre of "slow paced, walking around outside sports/games with bizarre equipment" and they'd be sad to know the only other one is frisbee golf?

It's been decades since I watched E.T. and I just now realized I'd constructed a false memory of Elliot's mom snitching to the government, when she discovers her son is homies with an alien. Actually, the damn G-men were already onto the situation. That's a relief. She's not a narc.

Everything else about 2026 might already suck, but I tried Welsh Rarebit for the first time, and it's like fondue and grilled cheese sandwiches are having violent sex in my mouth. I mean that as the HIGHEST of compliments. You Welsh people know what's up, goddamn. Sexy accent AND you solved food.

You know what? Fuck "Alien vs Predator." ROBOCOP VS PREDATOR IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE. This motherfucker is out there skinning people and shit, and Robocop is just calmly listing off the charges. Talkin' bout "HALT. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR AGGRAVATED MURDER AND...MAYHEM."

Going into 2026 like

If it's okay with y'all, I'm going to continue believing in my personal fantasy that CompUSA had branches in every country, like CompUK, CompAustralia, CompJapan, etc. And maybe those are still open, and the people there are happily buying big box PC games and moderately featured MP3 players.

My premiere Eldest Millennial trait is that I still don't quite trust Windows to be cool with spaces in filenames. I'm over here putting underscores between everything.

Advice for 2026 that I hope I can follow, myself: Treat anyone's bullshit the way Iggy Pop treats shirts. You do NOT have to wear that shit. You just don't. You have the option to never put it on.

WAKE UP, BITCHES. A NEW ANIMATION THAT SYNCS TO 99.9 PERCENT OF SONGS JUST DROPPED.

I just found out that there's a movie that depicts Scrooge and Marley as lovers. That was always my own fan theory. That guy was the only person Scrooge gave two shakes of a shit about, after he was, like, 28 or whatever. I'mma watch that shit next year.

Fireworks going off, because New Year's. My one cat: "IT'S LIKE JULY, ALL OVER AGAIN. DEATH WILL COME TO US ALL. RUN TO THE HILLS. HIDE UNDER THE HOUSE. IT'S ALL OVER." My other cat: *is more peacefully unconscious than I was the last time they knocked me out for surgery, with Propofol*

The Norman Rockwell painting of the humble blue-collar guy standing up in the city council meeting is a crutch people use to justify their mildly transgressive opinions, and I don't need a crutch to be opinionated.

Dumbshit moment of the day: I was putting away a leftover avocado half and my fridge's overloaded vegetable crisper drawer pinched the shit out of my finger. I bled from avocado handling, WITHOUT EVEN CUTTING MYSELF WITH A KNIFE. Those goddamn things are out to get us.

Tom Thomson Stormy Evening, Summer 1913

My birthday, 15 days ago: "Okay, THIS IS THE YEAR when I get back into shape. I'm going to start working out. Get my muscle tone back. Maybe get REALLY RIPPED." Two days ago, December 28: *whimpering in panicked agony, because I pulled a muscle in my back, bending over to sweep up spilled oatmeal*

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.