Vulcan doesn’t have a Korsaya-canon quotation mark, so I ad-hocced this little drop-down thing. Kuv nam-tor komihnsu thu dva-tor nash-veh ta kesau “Hal’uh na’bogozh.” Kuv nam-tor komihnsu. If be human then believe this-one that respond “go to hell”. If be human.

@gettheorion.bsky.social “If i were human, I believe my response would be ‘Go fuck yourself.’ If I were human.” 😂

Hehehehe YES

Brb translating hehehe

*If he were human.

Okay SO sometimes I just treat it as a borrowed word, but i also get a LOT of mileage out of “dihrf”, “sexual favors”. There’s no verb form in the dictionary, but “dihrf-tor” would kinda be the most basic way to make it int one! Also “dihrfsu” would be like “fucker” or maybe “slut” 😁😁

Literally, nothing is safe with me.

Also been doin tumblers

Wanna hear me sing in Vulcan

This was my favorite pic today!

Vulcan calligraphy patches!! Here we have IDIC, Eat a Bucket of Dicks, and the lyrics to Faith of the Heart 😁😁

It only ever gives correct information by coincidence 💀

Someone asked if I knew of any Star Trek Bad Porn Fic™ And I’m like

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. 😌

I got stuck waiting at a place for like an hour, have a new meme

I love it when the art does its own thing. 😂 (The characters are Piper and Sarda from a couple of the Star Trek novels!)

Vulcan tumblersssss

Had some tell me with their whole chest that hrt doesn’t make trans women grow boobs I am not gonna get over this one soon 😂

“Ha’gel” by ancient Vulcan poet T’Kora about her wife T’Pinu. “Half-night” refers to the daily eclipses experienced on their part of Vulcan due to the dual tidal lock with their sister planet T’Khut. (Source: My Name Is Broken: The life and poetry of T’Kora of Vulcan)(aka I made it up)

One time, I was cashiering and this guy was buying condoms. The card reader started beeping, meaning the card was ready to be removed, so I said— "It's okay sir, you can pull out!"

Me trying not to turn someone else’s thread into a discussion about Vulcans just because they used a mind meld metaphor

I love how this one came out so much

Totally authentic Vulcan meditation paintings 😌

I’m having way too much fun making up Vulcan etymology and worldbuilding and shit 😌

Workin on a Vulcan alphabet book 😌 (Source: I made this up)

CW: #spider Pride spider!

Pure art

And the inspiration lol

Today’s pride month painting!!

Pride month paintings!

Idk lol

You think purity culture is homophobic? HAH! I’m both a homophobe AND an advocate of purity culture, so explain THAT! Checkmate athetits 😌 Also I’m adding promiscuous prevent to my resumè

I complimented someone’s cool looking painting of a clitoris only to find out it was actually a bird 😭😭😂

fresh hot oc

Cause I’m hot then I’m cold, I’m hot then I’m cold, This isn’t Katy Perry My temperature regulation just sucks

Brain cell go WHEEEE

I love the way this commission came out!!

When I was getting confirmed (as a catholic), I had to pick a saint name. I asked if I could pick a male saint, because so many of the female ones were so BORING. I was discouraged but not told NO, so I picked one of each. So what I’m saying is that I was Assigned Bigender At Confirmation 😂

Girl?? No, you misheard, my gender is GULL. I eat fries and yell a lot and sometimes shit on things

It looks like I’m having a truly epic fart

I don’t know what I’m doing anymore

Gonna buy extra. To support the bees!!!

God, I hate how much I’m still affected by medical professionals being dicks. My medical trauma was almost half my life ago. Can’t I be over it????

Look, I promise I’m hilarious to linguists

Name censored to protect the guilty lol

Some of my very favorites are from the novels!! Piper and Sarda from Dreadnaught/Battlestations and Cleante and T’Shael from Dwellers in the Crucible! 🥹