If you live in one of the 25+ states with something named Wayne you may enjoy this week's fun...ish fact. Plus a puzzle with one rage bait category. alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter/

Why are all influencers selling supplements?

That’s not how trials work at all

Come see America's number one source of people saying "I didn't know what to expect but I actually liked it."

Weird corporate side quests: Olive Garden

NBA all star idea. Each team gets four top players and one regular guy picked at random from the stands. Only the fan's points count.

Mini Unlearning 11: cells, snake oil, c-section

The meanest Valentine’s Day trick

Things that don’t do anything - Part 4

Should we teach kids how to do taxes?

The wildest corporate side project of all time

Gonna start a company called A25 where the movies are even weirder.

When I see "traditional IRA" I assume my retirement money is churning butter on tiktok

I thought it was impossible to make the food pyramid worse

Not how cliff hanging works.

Should you drink airplane coffee?

Is Larry Ellison a scam?

Words that come from old tech - part 4

Unlearning: coffee doesn’t dehydrate you

Are car dealerships a scam?

Can we all admit that modern pickup trucks are just minivans with a tiny outside trunk?

Media literacy: how to spot nutrition grifters

You can achieve an hourglass figure by wearing big shoes and a wide hat

This week's newsletter is about the fall of clowns as public figures whose endorsement can help get a president elected. And the puzzle is kinda easy, apparently. alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter

Words that come from old tech - part 3

These are not enough degrees. My agent is about to get a super passive aggressive text.

Is price discrimination a scam?

New shows in the Phoenix area and very close to selling out in Bozeman and Minneapolis. Come hang out! Jokes and fun facts and other good stuff awaits. alexfalcone.ninja

Why are dentists so special?

Hamnet is a great reminder there are pros and cons to marrying a witch. Like it's fun to make out in the woods and cool she can fix your wounds but then you ask how many kids she wants and she says "there will be two kids at my death bed" and you're like "well I wish you hadn't phrased it that way."

Benjamin Franklin: Horndog

Some people in my house think we've had the Christmas decorations up too long but I'm of the belief that if we take the ribbon off the pumpkin, it'll draw attention to how long the Halloween decorations have been up.

New newsletter about how much I hate Occam's Razor (sorry razor fans!) and an Alextions puzzle with a very silly category. alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter/

More terms based on old technology

Unlearning: momentum in sports

Loud sneezers are faking

It's so funny that we've gotten to the "stop being so mean" stage of A.I. marketing.

I love sending money through Zelle because every screen is like "are you sure? this pretty much only exists for scams"

New tour dates! Tickets available now for Dallas and Philadelphia in the spring. alexfalcone.ninja for deets

Not all non-profits are non-evil

New newsletter about dentist and a new Alextions puzzle with some early 2000s references. Read and play here: alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter/

Gossip brings us together

Computer terms based on forgotten technology

The dumbest saying ever.

Did Remy help do the dishes too or did he just do the fun cooking part and then skip out on chores like “I think you've got this from here, big hands”

Media literacy: lying with stats

Celebrating New Year's like I do every year, watching people in Time's Square kissing in their diapers.

Please note: you must post your 2026 Bingo cards by 11:59pm EST tomorrow night or you won't be allowed to claim things weren't on them.

A fun thing to do in conversation is use the phrase "I rest my case" wrong. People can try to correct you but it's no use, you've already rested your case.

Pro tip! All conditioner is leave-in conditioner if you forget to rinse one last time!