My favorite baseball fact

Every spider you carried outside died there

Why does CGI suck now?

Pizzly bears and other hybrid animals

It's always the little things about other countries that take longest for me to get used to. Like it's just weird that American delivery trucks are all labradors and British lorries are all pugs. When you breed trucks with short snouts like that they have trouble breathing! It's not good for them!

New exercise plan is to run every day but always in regular clothes while constantly checking over my shoulder and muttering "not again not again why won't you stay dead"

50% of marriages don’t end in divorce

Unhinged state seals part 2

Astronauts still send email

Not Tradition, Just Marketing - Part 2

Sad to see Allbirds going away. It was such a versatile shoe, it looked bad with literally everything.

Moon behind the clouds now like we shot a missile at it and it got scared and hid

Moon looking real juicy today. I can see why we decided to harvest it

Happy Least Funny Day on the Internet to all the brands who celebrate.

quietly turning off track changes before doing major surgery to a document like an interrogator unplugging the camera

Unfun Facts 29: grass, dunking, big cats

Is BILT a scam?

Good news about condors!

Three logical fallacies to watch out for

Kellogg’s has to be the WILDEST side quest

Guys love to take phone calls in airport bathrooms so I love to walk behind them and say "it's so fun that we're all peeing right now."

Did you get raptured?

My millennial nerds might like the story in today's newsletter. Plus my favorite Alextions puzzle so far. alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter/

A.I. art will never happen

We need to talk about The Grimace

It’s not tradition, it’s marketing

Is fine art a scam?

The Quaker Oats Hollywood side quest

Is Ridwell a scam?

Trump is treating the economy like he's hoping it'll get a first round draft pick next year

Why can’t we hear movie dialogue anymore?

The shingles vaccine is incredible

The In-N-Out CEO is still waiting in the drive-through line to try their burger.

This week on the newsletter my top 10 favorite plagues of Egypt plus a cheeky little Alextions puzzle and one glaring typo. us2.campaign-archive.com?u=26c4221dde...

Media literacy: misleading headlines

We're not allowed to have a pet at our place and I know we could just get a note from a doctor but I hate lying to doctors. I wish I could get a note from my dentist because I LOVE lying to them.

That’s not how hacking works at all

I would say I've got a very high gluten tolerance.

Come see the show people are calling "you're slightly taller than I expected from your videos"

The Pillsbury Doughboy is WEIRD

Putting a lot of work into by bis and tris recently (bisexual friends and triglycerides)

Are prediction markets a scam?

Nobody is gonna like this but it's funny to hear people complain about drivers going only the speed limit in the left lane because it's illegal. Want to guess what the law says about going OVER the limit? Say "move so I can do crimes" that's fine but complaining about legality is dumb as hell.

Corporate side quests: Ball Jars go to space

More ways to spot nutrition grifters

Mini unlearning #12 - don't tell your grandma

If you live in one of the 25+ states with something named Wayne you may enjoy this week's fun...ish fact. Plus a puzzle with one rage bait category. alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter/

Why are all influencers selling supplements?

That’s not how trials work at all

Come see America's number one source of people saying "I didn't know what to expect but I actually liked it."