in bed at 6:30 on a Saturday. still got it.

get in, loser. we're going to middle-earth

A million-year mortgage, you cowards.

Just a little more gold and it will be perfect

CHOPPER 2026

this part, and Democrats even at the end of 2025 still keep putting out the welcome mat for all this shit

It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.

After a full year of work, this book is out! Cooking in Maximum Security, compiled by Matteo Guidi, is our latest Half Letter Press book and it's beautiful. How do people in Italian prisons cook? This book will show you their recipes and tools used to make them. halfletterpress.com/cooking-in-m...

shocking. does this mean all the cops (& millionaires!) are staying there too?

The power of the right comes not only from the things they do, but also from the quiescence of the Democratic Party and other major institutions.

Solidarity is beautiful ❤️ Cork City Ireland now

You know how the "free speech" party really only allows certain types of speech? They're the same when it comes to religion.

Went back to the history of the Sicilian Mafia to illustrate something obvious but worth stating explicitly: The Trump administration behaves like an organized crime syndicate running a protection racket, not a representative government www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

I’d like to see Dems do a whole lot more & would also really like them along with the No Kings stuff shift to more widely encompass & call out Republicans. Name their names, not just Trump. Republicans are doing all of this: terrorizing our communities, starving children, wrecking the white house.

UN Special Rapporteur Francesca Albanese has responded to Israel’s UN Ambassador Danny Danon after he called her a “witch”, saying, “If I had the power to make spells... I would use it to stop your crimes once and for all.” 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ihrv92

holy bizarro dream, hanging out with two terrible exes but things being cool, a kids museum in PA, an awesome Japanese bakery (the last two fully made up, nothing I’ve never been to), elements of one of my silly phone games, people from The Valley, and snow!

speaking of Frank 🎧 youtu.be/AnbEBT1xUgg?...

was trying to rally to watch Frankenstein but think it’ll have to wait until tomorrow when my brain isn’t fried

just saw the most unnecessary eczema medicine commercial. show eczema, show someone rubbing it, but we don’t need loud asmr of scratching dry patches of skin

I learned what being liquid meant from the cinematic masterpiece, Boiler Room

telling my dog we need to cut down on his fancy treats because we need to remain liquid

Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez

A friend and I talk a lot about how the beauty of money (small m) is that it allows you to buy your way out of problems. Car broke down? You can afford to fix it. But it seems with very rich people, the inability for money to "fix" a situation - like mortality - to their liking is THE problem.

need to get legal paperwork to include please don’t let elon’s copbots care for when I get sick or old and also don’t put any aspect of me into AI after I die

think I developed an allergy to work while I was on PTO

I watched a clip of him this morning where he was like, "I haven't used chatgpt because no one's held a gun to my head to make me use chatgpt" lmao

'I had made cakes for weddings, anniversaries, and birthdays, but this would be my first grief cake, for the funeral we didn’t get to hold.'

just sitting at my desk doing this out my window to no one

not sure if I nightmared it, but didn’t like two other places give him some bullshit award this week? or are about to?

quite the trifecta of bigotry, fascism and cowardice

Cornell agrees to "invest" $30 million in things like AI farming. Cornell also agrees to pay $30 million to the U.S. for no clear reason or purpose.

Cornell Alumni affairs office in NYC is 212-351-7660 if you're an alum and want to tell them what you think. Since Cornell is also a land grand institution and partly statutory you might want to give Hochul a call as well.

billionaires should not exist and I think the moment the numbers tick up and someone is a trillionaire, they should immediately evaporate into thin air & their wealth automatically transferred into UBI payments

I am in multiple groups, where there are announcements about which grocery store dumpsters don’t have locks and guards and I’m glad they exist because people need them, but also there is so profoundly much wrong with that that I cannot even begin to explain it.

"I'm happy to cause him one more little aggravation." hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...

As a bookstore that sells pamphlets and magazines, the criminalization of such materials feels pretty close to home. So let's take a closer look at the materials the federal government is claiming tie readers to "antifa terrorism." We can pick out six titles in these grainy photos. 1/

elise stefanik really reading the room lol

the “cause people immense suffering during a shutdown so they demand your opponents end it” strategy is much more viable if you aren’t actively suing for the ability to inflict that suffering

Just a reminder that Anchorage International Airport is 1) a major hub for communities only accessible via air and 2) the fourth busiest cargo hub *in the world* So uhhh this is bad for more than just your holiday travel plans 😬

so thrilled to be living through large-scale real-time reenactments of every social and political scandal and disaster I ever read about in history class

God I loved this soliloquy so much Forest Whitaker stan for LYFE here

Calm. Employment. Respect. Grass. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.

I want to see this movie so bad

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1698

There’s a bill pushed by Republicans in the US congress that would deny me future federal funding for research because I’ve co-authored papers with scientists in China in the past 5 years. 🙄

The blue no matter who people, who spent years telling the left to enjoy the camps for telling them that transphobia and genocide are wildly unpopular election-losing positions, ended up voting for a sexual predator *not* running as a democrat who was endorsed by Trump, Musk, and Miller. Who lost.

in my head all day and that’s quite okay 🖤

any Frankenstein watch alongs tomorrow? er, tonight?