Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.

LOOK. AT. HIM.

apparently I saved a lot of tweets recommending books or movies, recipes or serious shit. but this one cracked me up

By this time tomorrow, we will finally know, once and for all, if the Moon exists.

these two

moon tunes 🌝 🚀 🎧

sorry, I will stop with all the moonfoolery now

I’m a fool for the moon.

Great day for Moon fans.

Our fuel-up, who art in heaven,⁠ haunted be thy taste,⁠ the cursed hue of Mountain Dew,⁠ in tea as it is in soda,⁠ ⁠ Give us this day our daily leaves,⁠ and forgive us this monstrositea,⁠ as we forgive those⁠ who created the original.⁠ ⁠ 🙏 AaaAaahh-mennnnnn 🎶

what my sources are telling me

anyway, the worst thing about today is I’m out of spindrift

really dread being stuck in the car as a passenger when someone drives recklessly and it just feels like that every day now

the moon is wearing a rainbow halo

This is unhinged. Trump just listed five conflicting plans for/status updates on Iran over the past 30 seconds.

it could happen any minute though tbh

sorry should have threaded this 🫠

wild to mention Vietnam

he said they’re gonna send them back to the stone age and keep hitting them hard, but then says they will only hit key targets if they don’t negotiate. of course all after saying they’ve been totally destroyed. like how is anyone supposed to follow any of this?

that strait will just open up naturally ah, yes, sir, yes indeed

like just to get him off the mic

cue “and i’m proud to be an american…”

sorry have to add my favorite one

“everyone is talking about it” oh buddy

probably a little nice to not know or care about facts and truth these days

and then Venezuela

thought he was going to bash the canadian astronaut but phew

can’t wait to see how the market reacts

A portrait of every being who has ever been alive, their bones and ashes, and their distant, alien descendants who still populate the world The timing of this launch couldn't be better to remind us of how small and precious this planet is

it’s a fool moon, actually

in case you need more, moon is full

Not just me, apparently

Yes I have an archival photo of my dog for every occasion

This is so real. I am still stressed!

Reid Wiseman: "We have a beautiful moonrise, we’re headed right at it.” Truly one of the coolest things I've ever heard.

officially freaking the fuck out, much exciety

trying to calm the fuck down

this one time at space camp

lol my internet may have just gone out

🌕 🎧

every media outlet in the country will frantically trip over their dicks to ask the most ignorant virulently transphobic used dish sponge they can find to comment on trans people but heaven forefend one of us weigh in on our impending (tacitly cis approved) genocide.

A good title for a movie about robot gladiators would be Bread and Circuits

oh shit I need to get wizard high and watch this

lmao

today is really going to be one of those “and on the same day…” long wind-up intros to something

it happened to me. was waiting at a doctor’s office and a person from 90 Day Fiance walked in.

It’s pronounced dom-ih-CHEE-lay

these losers (yes I’m listening to oral argument) lack the spine to admit, when directly questioned, what they are clearly asking the court to do—