everything I've seen this morning is bad except for this this is v good

overheard: “if the girls had a friend who had an older brother, that would be a definite no, you’re not going over there” social media and the fascists have made the gated community class uber afraid of every fucking thing, now including older brothers

the sound of the future they are selling is this podcast generated from a blank pdf

MPs heckle as Green MP @greenpartyhan.bsky.social asks whether MPs should be drinking on the job: “MPs shouldn’t be drinking on the job, given that we vote on huge issues like the climate crisis, disabled people’s rights, child poverty.”

would you want someone who smells like sunrise over a sink? like sure, maybe, if you’ve done the dishes the night before and you love the smell of dawn soap. but what if you haven’t? what then?

She had the kind of walking that made benches become men

“Toughest immigration bill ever written” they said.

my dog was up at 3am convinced it was breakfast time and being super annoying about it so I’m pretty sure he’s been possessed. just here waiting for the ceiling walking to begin.

Much in the same way Trump is seen as a disciplining tool for marginalized people here.

Raffi cover of Closer by NIN

deleting a drunk facebook status

who amongst us

This is so incredibly bleak. Kids should feel comfortable asking questions to adults in their lives, especially their teachers. It’s sad to think these students feel asking is a bother or bugs a teacher. What is @aft.org even doing here? Are you fighting for educators or stumping for OpenAI?

it might be the berry lavender chamomile tea talking but this song is awesome

whoa, amber is the color of your energy

oh damn Widow’s Bay? why’d I think new episodes came out on Wednesdays

weird craving for the fruit punch that came in the really big cans we’d drink at girl scout meetings lol

Then you got people like Eric Metaxas at the Rededicate 250 event saying shit like: "Yes, it’s hard to believe that it would take two centuries for the Lord to raise up a great man to bring that ballroom finally to stand where it needs to stand." 🎥: @atrupar.com

can’t believe it’s almost time for my springtime sadness to turn into summertime sadness

I genuinely struggle to understand what these people think is going on

Do you know I actually think that these people are so inoculated from any public sentiment that they are legitimately shook by a handful of boos at commencements this week?

in my head all afternoon. it’s a good one, did not realize this was Jefferson Starship! ✨

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

it’s important to start each day with hope in your heart

Commencement speeches in 2026

seeing a song from Pet Sounds is my Tom Holland Umbrella performance (though I usually share that too)

I'm a frightened, fickle person Fightin', cryin', kickin', cursin'

what is it with universities and being so determined to drive nails into their own coffins

Mohsen Mahdawi is still being bullied by the government, which is pretending as though he has no free speech rights either. He does.

Rümeysa Öztürk was denied her right to constitutionally protected free speech. She did not voluntarily self-deport. She was bullied by the government until she fled.

I also created the first-ever database of H-1B visa holders in America's R1, land-grant, and sea-grant institutions. These skilled workers, overwhelmingly of Chinese and Indian origin, are under threat from Trump and Republicans' assault on immigrants, people of color, and evidence-based policy:

A lotta folks don't want to admit we ain't free. We ain't. Not when Marco Rubio is using the State Department to pulp the First Amendment.

the moon looks so cool tonight. said hi to venus and jupiter too.

Yechiel Leiter, who is the Israeli ambassador to the United States, earlier today said that Bernie Sanders is not a Jew but instead a "a Communist, who may have Jewish pedigree". "That doesn't make him a Jew."

What was the problem AI was solving here? That’s the part I don’t understand. Those poor students. They went through some of the roughest times in higher ed, after some of the roughest high school years. They were robbed of their chance to be seen for that, even for a moment.

On the fourth day, God said “and there shall be a great ballroom for all the world’s leaders to envy.”

whenever someone tells me what a chatbot said i feel myself die a little bit on a number of levels all at once

The wizard opens a jar and the smell of autumn fills the air.

probably a bad thing I no longer ask myself, “can they do that?” and instead now shrug and just think, “of fucking course they are” then move onto the next corruption and crime of the hour by the regime

My petty Monday peeve this week is that everyone should say "public funds" instead of "tax dollars" and "public" instead of "taxpayer."

Are 'bang' and 'whimper' the only ways I can go out

Meet my newest fabric art creation: Spicerella Stone-Crust the Pizza Ghost Bag. I designed and hand-sewed her and her little hat. Spicerella believes that fashion requires sacrifice, and so she made her hat out of her third pepperoni eye. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

found this photo I apparently took while probably trying to open this app, turned it black and white to up the creep factor

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

the sexy hudson williams peloton ad is cracking me up. good for him though, I want them both to get all the offers

everything is a-ok

my body opting to keep score and all that

got very little on my to-do list done because I feel very under the weather in vague ways. guessing a lot may have to do with stress manifesting in physical ways.

The kids are all right

me, in purgatory announcer: david cameron's favorite music me: what? why would I ever do that? think they must mean Cameron Crowe