Someone arranged the best piano song ever on the guitar and then played the shit out of it. youtu.be/GjXm_RdsxdU

Omg they gave the world's shittiest man a cameo in the last The Boys episode? What is this, Iron Man?

Wait, Josh Brolin was the brother in the Goonies? Lol take away my millennial card.

No matter how down with 80s music references you think your friend is, never call his son the Orlando Sound Machine. Sample size: 1.

Funny thing the special build I have that's alt text first and otherwise works fine never shows YouTube link posts when I view my own profile but regular builds do. Something sure is fucked lolol.

I generally don't listen to this band because reasons im not covering but the WNBA game where the big deal Liberty got trounced by the Valkyrie makes me think you should listen to it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeC2...

Deleted. Fuck, just remembered there's a very specific asshole who has more lawyers than safety-focused engineers and I'm just a little birthday boy.

Ummmm, how about no. It’s not my fault they can’t read the writing on the wall.

I drive a 2019 Hyundai Kona EV. I've owned it for four years and put right around 40k miles on it. The ICE version of the same car gets ~31mpg, so I would have burned ~325 gal/year and paid $60/yr in fed gas tax in that time. This bill wants to charge me $130 ramping to $150.

Liberty is getting wrecked everywhere right now. Even in the W. 69-51?

Gas prices are high and they're talking about cutting the federal taxes on them. Those electric cars? They apparently need to pay. Fucking assholes in congress. Fucking bipartisan bill. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a_z...

Legal Eagle is clearly not happy about the brownshirt reward fund.

I have no ice cream and no fun snacks in this house and I've clearly failed as an adult.

There's nothing else the doctors can do. The code is with QA now.

I predict that this will be another year when a bunch of Americans will learn how difficult it is to produce your own food

My heart genuinely aches for all my trans friends in the UK today. I hope to Christ the fever of bigotry enveloping the country right now breaks soon. I hate these motherfuckers that make us suffer

"Bikes can replace car trips" ≠ "Everyone MUST replace their car and ride a bike for all trips."

"What if we have an emergency?" I've had an emergency in a gas car. It sat 1/4 tank full overnight. Sat all morning. Emergency. And we had to wait in line at the gas pump and nobody believes you when you're asking them to hurry up or move because it's an emergency. Cuts both ways.

what if it happens today?

The fencing industrial complex has been warning for years we've already seen peak foil.

GM slides roughly 5% of its poker chips into the pot. "We're all in."

in the latest season I could never remember what day of the week the episodes came out so now I have to dodge The Boys spoilers all day Thursday. Weird Butcher grin.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

quote with a fictional band that isn't spinal tap

It’s not a third chili dog, it’s a continuation of your one lifelong chili dog experience.

did a character in a Dr Seuss cartoon get banished to the ends of the Earth like Aladdin did or am I making up memories like the time the Berenstein Bears had bad dreams supposedly from eating too much candy? I think that might have been the same story as Halloween is Grinch Night.

I get the feeling like us kids would have felt completely differently about the Wind in the Willows if Mr Toad was killing people with the illegal gas turbines for his data center. All we ever saw was people get frightened by a car in a universe where people don't die.

The people with disposable income to pay for those things do not exist. It's the same crap he sold about infinitely growing robotaxi profits that quickly exceed the capacity of the planet.

SpaceX has $3.73 billion in recent gas turbine purchases that aren't even included in the financials, they're buried in footnotes. /5 (I'll come back to this later, there's... quite a lot going on here. Whew.)

If I rewrote Guys and Dolls I wouldn't have Sky Masterson ask someone the color of their tie. I would have him ask them if Magneto stabbed that guy's hand with a fork or a knife.

I'd use disc horse bot for that before I'd use an LLM. It is the correct horse for the battery staple.

NGL, for years IKEA has felt like mid-tier furniture. People talk about it like it's the cheap stuff but if you've never bought a book case or a desk at Walmart you don't know how low the bar really goes. Onn TVs too. Not even that pricey Hisense stuff.

ok, I need to know because a have several cans of them now. when fish are small enough do people actually eat them whole with the skeletons? I can't get past that. I don't even think Heathcliff ate the spine.

The great filter is basing your entire economy including transportation on burning fuels that heat the planet.

People are out here canning weird shit themselves when the store bought pasta sauce that has a bunch of parmesan cheese in it is already professionally mixed, spiced, and jarred with a very reasonable expiration date. And it's as cheap as the shitty sauce right now because demand dropped.

What's the strangest or funniest ring or text tone you've heard out in the world? I like funny stuff. My old phone has time to dance (panic!) as the ringtone and ICQ uh oh as the text sound. I want to up the game for the replacement phone. Piano at the beginning of ...baby one more time? Quotes?

One of the main tenets of fossil-fuel propaganda is the lie that high levels of heating will not be dangerous and, relatedly, that the people who talk about or study the dangers of climate change are not to be trusted. We must all try not to provide a permission structure for that propaganda.

Coworkers very confused that the Today's Jam channel has my generation's version of baby shark.

this is a masterpiece

3 steps to success this Wednesday: -take your jacket off -get off the floor -go hard

If you had Raffi calling for regime change in 2026 on your bingo card...

How your email finds me

Honestly, sometimes the snow comes down in June.

Trying to remember. Is this the printer song? I can’t turn on that movie because I’ll watch the whole thing. Good song. And Scarface No Tears. music.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ims...

Another promise, another seed, another packaged lie to keep us wrapped in greed...

Would God bless a murder of the innocents? Would God bless a war based on pride? music.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGN...

The carnival's in town; come and get your piggy snacks is one helluva chorus.

Mods are asleep. Post Hole. music.youtube.com/watch?v=jFKW...