Gen V named a goat elon. 😆 Poor goat.

Me every time someone on TV talks about "outer bands".

It's been 5 years since this video ✨

yuck. this show called Secretary of State Rubio in 2023. tv.apple.com/us/show/extr...

What a douchebag. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...

From cellebrite's website: "Remember, if you seize an iPhone and it is already powered on, try to keep it that way. This will ensure you can get AFU iPhone data collection. However, if your only option is BFU iPhone data collection extraction, take a good look at the information."

New post: TEN 551 | Trump vs Cyclists & Pedestrians, The Fastest Wang In The World, V2G Success in Australia https://www.transportevolved.com/2025/09/27/ten-551-trump-vs-cyclists-pedestrians-the-fastest-wang-in-the-world-v2g-success-in-australia/

Visiting family in Ohio with my girlfriend: "what do you mean you've never put ketchup on [thing you should never put ketchup on]?"

"Middle America, now it's a tragedy, now it's so sad to see. Upper class can't be having this happening."

“War ravaged Portland”?

Saw the most horrible thing this morning. A solar panel had ruptured and was leaking sunshine all over the local water table. Local crews had to deploy New Pig products to mop up the spill. Officials advise local residents at risk of heightened vitamin D to watch more cable news.

Never a question of "if", always a matter of "when" an oil pipe leaks....

Good morning, do we have a Phee update?

Fuck Castillo!

Fuck Castillo!

Woke up thinking about leaving Tennessee. I hear Santa Monica is... nice?

NGL, when the Hyattsville asshat's glasses drop from his forehead to his nose in the video it's giving "you've lost another submarine?" from HFRO. I remember that when that video comes back up in my feed.

Look... I don't want any restrictions on who can vote. Poll taxes in any form are shitty. I would however like for public servants, at least at the federal level, to understand concepts like "the american space program employed a ton of immigrants in the 50s/60s." Fucking Great Value-ass dude.

Grey his house with a grey little window And a grey midsize crossover suv and everything is grey for him And himself and everybody around Omg post through it grey man. Put down the Earl Grey Tea. Buy clothes that aren't grey. This isn't a call for help. I'm watching Answer in Progress.

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Oh come on, man. www.cnn.com/2025/09/26/h...

Cheryl Reeve just got ejected.

For reasons we cannot fathom but by which we are utterly delighted, our son was voted Homecoming King. Here is the t-shirt he wore to the pep rally. rawpaw.ink/products/inf...

Thinking about other nuke situations the world has gone through... I'm pretty glad none of the remaining land-based nuke launchers have hypergolic fuel like the Titan II in Damascus. Of course nowadays some rockets are much larger and privately-owned, so yikes. But those you can usually just vent.

Many folks remember the name Stacker Pentecost and his great speech Today we cancel the apocalypse. Remember the name Stanislav Petrov. We're alive today because 42 years ago he said no. Dude cancelled the apocalypse. Practice saying no. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...

Y'all its a near packed house here!! #MercuryvsLynx #WNBAPlayoffs

just watched this on the PBS app, about the long-term impact of disasters. the scientists were able to determine a hurricane's effect can be seen in the data something like 15 years after the storm.

What's the right amount of time to wait before calling customer service about the Rapture thing? I think I got skipped and I'd like to speak to a manager.

So the House Oversight Committee Democrats put out a tiny portion of the third batch of files they got via subpoena as they evaluate how the US handled the Epstein case... Not Earth-shattering but Musk, Thiel, Bannon and Gates all mentioned in this partially redacted document dump.

Alt: PTC Nine cone shows a hurricane 2pm Monday off the east coast of Florida and remaining a hurricane as the center nears the coast of South Carolina 2pm Tuesday. The marker at 2pm Wednesday isn't much closer to SC and calls it a storm. It's a tropical storm all Sunday over the Bahamas.

Hey, if you have spoons, could you take a quick second and just think of someone you adore on this app and then @ them with some love? Also, repost this so other folks see it. Or just copy and paste the text, I don’t care. This isn’t about me! Just love on some folks. I would appreciate it!

The thing about Trump is that he will just repeat the last thing that was said to him so someone with a special interest in Amelia Earhart got to him and I want to know who.

Trump is telling Microsoft who they should employ now.... www.cnbc.com/2025/09/26/t... reporting by Jordan Novet at @cnbc.com here --

“It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

surveillance and censorship are not about safety. they're about control.

Hi, just a note— The local ICE/ERO agent directing his team to fire at reporters' faces in Chicago this morning has been threatening press since we showed up at immigration court in June. His agents shot us both at close range last week, too. None of this started today!

Is Starlink unable to provide many users with internet access? Yes. Is Starlink enabling organized crime? Yes. Is Starlink making a mess of low orbit? Also yes. It remains way past time to shut down this scam. www.satellitetoday.com/connectivity...

Even DORA added the word AI to their main product? 😮

The superintendent they just kidnapped is a former Olympic athlete who runs footraces with the kids from his schools while wearing a maroon suit and a bowtie. This is quite simply about the people in power feeling threatened by Black excellence.

This deserved better.

Fictional weather forecaster I'm paraphrasing: "The Fujiwhara Effect... So you've heard of the three body problem, right? It's actually just a two body problem. However, you don't often see storms of this size this close together."

Deleted. My Buffalo Springfield post needs better cadence.

I have 5x as many followers as this account and I'm not even that interesting. It's the only one keeping it real still calling it the Gulf of Mexico. Give it a follow if you like hurricane season maps. bsky.app/profile/rogu...

That cone on the left is disturbing. Haha, get it?

Signed on to warzone quads last night and the first random team I joined spoke mostly Spanish. I hardly know any words but bothered looking up how to say wait and how to say I'm on the way. We won. The only team I was on in like 4 hours that got past 2nd place. I guess I'm saying to try.

We all say everything is a matter of split seconds and inches. We were just a few nudges or bumps away from that guy getting shot in the dick or the weapon bouncing off the ground and firing at someone else. Public safety is in the hands of fuckups like that. Yes, I know it's not new.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

From @marisakabas.bsky.social: ICE agents point guns at bystanders during violent arrest in Maryland “What’re you gonna do? Shoot me?” one witness yelled. “Go ahead. Shoot me.” www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-agents...