Ugh, hang on, Karl is talking about the lumpin' proletariat again

Did Branson make up the swing revival slang? Did he do extensive research? Both? Neither? We will never know.

Classic

I love my humble, workmanlike 2001 Chevy Silverado

Extending both middle fingers as I fall backwards onto my bed, hair freshly glistening from the shower

The other night I was dreaming that I was in a life or death struggle with someone, and I had him by the face, and I woke up when I poked myself in the goddamn eye

I don't have a problem with Swan Boy being Greek, I guess it just never occurred to me, despite his last name being Dandolos

This is how I feel whenever I remember to check in here

The proper way to read a Swan Boy arc is first one at a time, on your phone, as they are posted; second, you read through the finished arc on the computer, and read the alt texts

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

They're calling it the Xbox 360 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Black and White in Colour (1976)

L is the first of what I consider the "unserious" letters. Everything before that is pretty businesslike, then it gets real wishy washy. You've got some serious ones in there, M and T (though T is borderline) and such, but by and large a lot of nonsense. Not the kind of letters you can count on.

Wow. Every part of his head is in business for itself. Fascinating

Homer, I'll tell you what I told Redford. "It ain't gonna happen."

*nodding* Bloodsport

Started learning bass yesterday and I'm already thinking up musical acts that scare the hoes

[man leans into doorway of near-future los angeles bathroom] "Hey, you gotta finish up in there. They Live is happening." "Alright. Just a sec."

Dead ass thought he meant Taz the wrestler for a second

Omg me

Is there a way to keep this website from jumping to the top of the feed whenever it refreshes? That's the main thing keeping me from posting here more

You rockin with us?

"Hurt people hurt people" hey pal you don't have to tell me twice

We simply don't know that Kaitlin didn't fuck a baby into him between seasons

Her *rubbing my hands* I like a man with calluses Me: Yep, I got those from gooning Her: Ooh, I'm impressed by a guy who can masturbate for multiple hours in a day. It shows commitment Me: I once gooned for 8 hours Her: An entire workday! Waiter: Your check, sir Me: Can you get this?

oh hey youve got a tag left on the back of your pants, here let me get this off and.. hmmm…..

I don't want to see any Rich Uncle Skeleton content unless it's going to maturely address his long history of racist and sexist behaviour

When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.

Glad he's still going strong

I DON'T DESERVE REAL FOOD

Get ready to smoke that Chunky White Crunch.Skante is a slang term for crystal meth. A skante warrior is a person who has evolved from over usage of crystal meth. They gain supernatural powers, akin to a vampire, except instead of blood, they need more skante.

That's rough. Anything over 6,000 is automatic intent to distribute

a lot of Beef House fans have come to despise Boro and his mid series addition to the house but you can count me out of all that. Boro and his night diarrhea are the glue that held those boys together

my powers out and im squatting nude in my home like a ghoulie. i am miming emergence from a toilet here in the quiet darkness

"Sodas, pop and ginger ale" is going to have Americans in shambles

Weird and unnecessary

Oh shit oh fuck

I really am out of the loop because I didn't know HRT even involved knives

the single drop of dr bronners peppermint soap that is bound for your urethra

Imagine stimming on that molded plastic turkey dinner

a message to Bluesky

sick Gordian knot you got there, would be a shame if someone *i swing my sword and miss badly, hitting the stone floor and sending a stinger up my arm* ah augh augh ah ah

I don't like that photos on here go 13 24 It's not natural.

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