Next game, Sasha is back!

"Joe Slam" is/was a funeral director and my uncle tried to use him when my grandmother died and ho boy did that cause a little bit of family drama

I wasn't thinking and used the phrase "my girlfriend's husband" when talking to a normie friend of mine and woo that took a turn

I'm sorry, Mrs. Blues. Your husband died last night. Behind the wheel.

one of the events that shook me as an adult is finding out that my mom's first husband (before my dad) had the nickname "Joe Slam"

Trojan Man Take me by the glans Lead me to the land I don't understand

Stuck in traffic and Dreams by the Cranberries comes on and all I can think is HOLYSHITTTT! PISSSSSSSS!

Well, well, well…

Trojan Man Take me by the glans Lead me to the land I don't understand

Scott Steiner Shoneys I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Scott Steiner Shoneys

When I was like 9 or 10 I thought that Hall and Oates was actually "Haulin' Oats" which tbh would be a pretty sick band name

real 1997 Dodge Neon hours on Dynamite

Woke up early with some Good Posts ideas but can't post them cause everyone's asleep

omw to steal ya girl

mr beast if you send me 100,000 us dollars I will eat a lizard

I need app gfs. I only have meat space gfs

He came to get me to tell me it's bed time

What a week, huh

They're gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe

I need app gfs. I only have meat space gfs

Love being a late Gen Xer so I got both lead paint AND microplastics

Nothing like a 9 pm text from your kids school warning of head lice

Good morning Fueled by coffee and Vyvanse morning

Sunday scaries ftl

WHO GOT THE SUNDAY SCARIES??

mr beast if you send me 100,000 us dollars I will eat a lizard

Oh man forgot to post the MASTERS HYPE VIDEO m.youtube.com/watch?v=pTgi...

Rory Mcilroy looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Augusta. Very very disrespectful.

Rory Mcilroy looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Augusta. Very very disrespectful.

I'm gonna get some hate for this buuuut The Star Trek Strange New Worlds Musical episode. I turned it off half way through and stopped watching the show completely.

i think it’s good that Al Franken was forced to resign

Need to tag my fellow big booty tism hoes

omw to steal ya girl

I hope we get Wide Bolsonaro

My parents have decided that now, in their mid 70s, would be a great time to pick up smoking again after having quit 15+ years ago. Whatever I guess, enjoy them darts

I think we could do with a few less Altmans and a whole lot more Altgirls

Wearing one of these all the time would fix me

I want a margarita served in a 5 gallon bucket

Hopefully the bottle is okay 🙏

Relaxing family weekend has turned into dramatic family weekend and woo boy I'm gonna driiiink

Seals and Crofts - Summer Breeze (dance remix)

i didn’t need to look up the translation to get it lol

Real can't sleep hours rn

this website is gay