tim apple can S my D

May have accidentally formed a polycule 🤷

When you realize it's been 26 years since your team won a playoff game.

Elvis Grbac comeback arc

Mr Grink

May have accidentally formed a polycule 🤷

Give the meeses their damn cheeses

this holiday, remember the reason for the season

TIL that "guy who looks like Jon Hamm dancing to EDM" meme is actually "Jon Hamm dancing to EDM". Well ok

Homeland security after going back 5 yrs on my social media

We saw you from across the galaxy and liked your vibe

He is Sovereign

I wish I gave this many fucks

Good morning from the world's slowest gas pump

when you see that one of your bluesky moots joins an oddly specific facebook group you're in and you can't handle it

I'm good not hearing a bunch of bigotry thanks

Thinkin bout the thirsty sheriff that got horny on main and vanished forever

This little BUTTHEAD decided to sneak outside and found him standing in the yard screaming cause he knows he fucked up. He learned nothing.

Love that my Walmart delivery order smells like ditch weed

Those few seconds of nail-biting unease as you hope it's Warren Zevon's Werewolves Of London starting but dread it's that shitty Kid Rock song

Castle Doctrine'd the elf on the shelf

Forgot to report back but it went great! 😍

Watching Air Force One and president Harrison Ford is a Michigan fan so I'm rooting for the terrorists now

My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:

keeping my dragonball in a crown royal bag

Christ lmao

Friends, hello

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

The birder in me hopes they subpoenaed someone's Merlin app

Just discovered I got a week of vacation time to burn and ive already taken the last two weeks of the year off. I ain't doin shit til 2026

I have a date for Saturday night, prayers up for me plz 🤞🙏

The new Stargate series better have what we crave (the furlings)

check out talking to one of you fucked the hot pocket, jack

also I'm gonna need to read "suckin on chili dog outside tastee freeze" is probably due to that extra payroll to overpay for a middle-class christian white man a coffee shop

Yukon Cornelius beats the SHIT out of his dogs

The college football playoffs when they snub Miami

You were shitposting with your friends the other daaaaaay...

you can’t advertise THE BEST OF TSO and have it be about the goddamn trans-siberian orchestra and not the best chicken when hungover.

Vote Assbott/Assbutt 2016

Libra: Libra is on a holiday break, so please enjoy this Classic Sorrowscope from 1637: The Widow Jeffords is a witch! Take heed!!!

the five types of shitposters

My car's old enough that it still has a CD player and lol at giving spotify a dime, fuck them ICE advertising clowns

The pervasiveness of penguins appearing along side Santa in decorations really takes away from the authenticity of the season

Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.

protect him with baby dick

In case anyone needs some argument ammo for later